01-14-2022, 05:44 PM
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*entering season 2 on the ISFL’s Chicago Butchers Michael Carimi finishes up another day of offseason workouts*
BLUE 88 RED 90 HUT.
*Grunt grunt* *whiiistle*
O-line coach: Alright good job everybody l think we call it there for today. Tomorrow is optional lifting and then Thursday is league mandate off so, I will hopefully see all of you for lifting tomorrow have a good day. Hey Carimi come stay after a second would you?
*whitsle blows and everyone walks off except for Carimi and offensive line coach Lazlo Forty Two*
Carimi: Yo what you want Coach Laz? Something wrong?
Lazlo: Naw, nothing wrong just wanted to check in and see how you were doing. It’s your second season up in the big time and you were in playing guard guard last season. This coming season you’ll be up the depth chart and Tackle is in your future probably so I don’t want you to be surprised by that.
Carimi: Well coach moving to Tackle is something I wanna do as y’all know. What do I gotta do to get to Tackle.
Lazlo: Just keep doing what you are doing, working hard and all that other nonse, and make sure you show up for the optionals we both know Swizzle isn’t showing up for the optional hell tay doesn’t show up to any optional. So you are over Swizz in that.
Carimi: Hell yeah I’ll be there tomorrow to lift. Thanks coach for the notice by the way. I won’t let you down if you send me off to tackle. Got anything else
Lazlo: Nope, see you tomorrow go hit the showers and get cleaned up and go home.
Carimi: alright thanks coach
*Michael walks off the practice field, showers, relaxes at his Chicago suburb home and as night approaches he gets a phone call*
Carimi: Michael Carimi speaking who am i talkin too?
Trevor: Hey michael! It's Trevor, your agent. How was practice?
Carimi: Went fine, talked about me maybe moving towards tackle someday soon again, but idk if they will. Just happy to be here making a couple mill and hoping i can play long enough to really set my family up for generations of good wealth and education and the like. So that is still on track with that 3 year deal I signed.
Trevor: Well hey good to hear. I’ve got a couple of things for you. Commercial stuff.
Carimi: Well alright what do you got?
Trevor: Well the radio station in town 1160 the score wants to talk to you about the coming season. It will be in the studio tomorrow afternoon. Also, a local butchers shop is doing an opening special and they offered us 10 grand for you to appear.
Carimi: You make them throw in some steaks and ribs and shit and I'm in. I got a big ass country boy freezer in the basement where I could get them in. sounds good though.
Trevor: I’ll see what I can do with the steaks and such. But I am sure they will be happy to hear you will do the spot.
Carimi: Although I do wonder why exactly it was me that was picked for this ad. Not the more famous players?
Trevor: Well for one thing the budget. You cost less. For another you are the biggest weight wise of the team and its a Butchers shop soo.
Carimi: Aye! They wanna cut me up after the shoot! I de-accept the offer.
Trevor: What.. no you idiot, they want the jolly fat guy to be the symbol of the meat place cause you obvi eat good.
Carimi: Oh I was kidding about getting butchered. Also you prick I refuse to accept being fat. Its called fluffy. But anyway for real y’all just shoot me the time and location of that butchers shop and i’ll be there. I’ll take a nice extra 10 thousands bucks. Throw that at the investment portfolio.
Trevor: Okay will do. Let me call them back about the steaks and such and I will get you that info. Also will send you the address for the radio station and exact time. Do you remember your media training?
Carimi: Yeah yeah don’t say anything bad about the team or me or incriminate myself in drug use or shit on the GM’s or anything I get it. I gotta go, my food is here.. See ya man.
Trevor: Alright take care big man
*click*
*after finishing a midnight snack Carimi heads off to sleep with a solid day ahead*
Lazlo: 4…..3…..2…..1 done!
*clank*
Lazlo: Good lifting big fella. That will be all for today, let’s focus on keeping that power in those legs man and we will have you best in the league in no time. Awesome working today.
Carimi: Of course coach, supposedly optional or not I am gonna show up and lift or do whatever. I’ll prolly go for a run tonight though instead of midday.
Lazlo: Oh why’s that chief? Gotta do it in the heat to adjust a little, although of course have plenty of water and shade to stay in a healthy temperature range.
Carimi: Yeah, I gotcha I understand but I got something I gotta prepare for today.
Lazlo: Oh? And what would that be?
Carimi: I got a radio interview on 1160 the score, it’s at 1:40 supposedly it is 15 minutes so I am going at the end of the first hour of the afternoon drive. Wanted a different perspective from just getting a QB or anything else I guess. But yeah I gotta do that and I wanna not be winded when I go on.
Lazlo: Alright, fair there bud. You have a good interview. Oh and remember not to say anything bad.
Carimi: God you sound like my agent, yeah I know dude i have gotten all the media training and in fact I think I am one of the more well spoken guys on this team so I will be more fine I will do great.
Lazlo: That’s my confident media star! Go get ‘em
*Carimi goes off from the weight room on to his house and then the score studio’s at 1:20 as instructed so he can be briefed by the producers for the interview.*
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BLUE 88 RED 90 HUT.
*Grunt grunt* *whiiistle*
O-line coach: Alright good job everybody l think we call it there for today. Tomorrow is optional lifting and then Thursday is league mandate off so, I will hopefully see all of you for lifting tomorrow have a good day. Hey Carimi come stay after a second would you?
*whitsle blows and everyone walks off except for Carimi and offensive line coach Lazlo Forty Two*
Carimi: Yo what you want Coach Laz? Something wrong?
Lazlo: Naw, nothing wrong just wanted to check in and see how you were doing. It’s your second season up in the big time and you were in playing guard guard last season. This coming season you’ll be up the depth chart and Tackle is in your future probably so I don’t want you to be surprised by that.
Carimi: Well coach moving to Tackle is something I wanna do as y’all know. What do I gotta do to get to Tackle.
Lazlo: Just keep doing what you are doing, working hard and all that other nonse, and make sure you show up for the optionals we both know Swizzle isn’t showing up for the optional hell tay doesn’t show up to any optional. So you are over Swizz in that.
Carimi: Hell yeah I’ll be there tomorrow to lift. Thanks coach for the notice by the way. I won’t let you down if you send me off to tackle. Got anything else
Lazlo: Nope, see you tomorrow go hit the showers and get cleaned up and go home.
Carimi: alright thanks coach
*Michael walks off the practice field, showers, relaxes at his Chicago suburb home and as night approaches he gets a phone call*
Carimi: Michael Carimi speaking who am i talkin too?
Trevor: Hey michael! It's Trevor, your agent. How was practice?
Carimi: Went fine, talked about me maybe moving towards tackle someday soon again, but idk if they will. Just happy to be here making a couple mill and hoping i can play long enough to really set my family up for generations of good wealth and education and the like. So that is still on track with that 3 year deal I signed.
Trevor: Well hey good to hear. I’ve got a couple of things for you. Commercial stuff.
Carimi: Well alright what do you got?
Trevor: Well the radio station in town 1160 the score wants to talk to you about the coming season. It will be in the studio tomorrow afternoon. Also, a local butchers shop is doing an opening special and they offered us 10 grand for you to appear.
Carimi: You make them throw in some steaks and ribs and shit and I'm in. I got a big ass country boy freezer in the basement where I could get them in. sounds good though.
Trevor: I’ll see what I can do with the steaks and such. But I am sure they will be happy to hear you will do the spot.
Carimi: Although I do wonder why exactly it was me that was picked for this ad. Not the more famous players?
Trevor: Well for one thing the budget. You cost less. For another you are the biggest weight wise of the team and its a Butchers shop soo.
Carimi: Aye! They wanna cut me up after the shoot! I de-accept the offer.
Trevor: What.. no you idiot, they want the jolly fat guy to be the symbol of the meat place cause you obvi eat good.
Carimi: Oh I was kidding about getting butchered. Also you prick I refuse to accept being fat. Its called fluffy. But anyway for real y’all just shoot me the time and location of that butchers shop and i’ll be there. I’ll take a nice extra 10 thousands bucks. Throw that at the investment portfolio.
Trevor: Okay will do. Let me call them back about the steaks and such and I will get you that info. Also will send you the address for the radio station and exact time. Do you remember your media training?
Carimi: Yeah yeah don’t say anything bad about the team or me or incriminate myself in drug use or shit on the GM’s or anything I get it. I gotta go, my food is here.. See ya man.
Trevor: Alright take care big man
*click*
*after finishing a midnight snack Carimi heads off to sleep with a solid day ahead*
Lazlo: 4…..3…..2…..1 done!
*clank*
Lazlo: Good lifting big fella. That will be all for today, let’s focus on keeping that power in those legs man and we will have you best in the league in no time. Awesome working today.
Carimi: Of course coach, supposedly optional or not I am gonna show up and lift or do whatever. I’ll prolly go for a run tonight though instead of midday.
Lazlo: Oh why’s that chief? Gotta do it in the heat to adjust a little, although of course have plenty of water and shade to stay in a healthy temperature range.
Carimi: Yeah, I gotcha I understand but I got something I gotta prepare for today.
Lazlo: Oh? And what would that be?
Carimi: I got a radio interview on 1160 the score, it’s at 1:40 supposedly it is 15 minutes so I am going at the end of the first hour of the afternoon drive. Wanted a different perspective from just getting a QB or anything else I guess. But yeah I gotta do that and I wanna not be winded when I go on.
Lazlo: Alright, fair there bud. You have a good interview. Oh and remember not to say anything bad.
Carimi: God you sound like my agent, yeah I know dude i have gotten all the media training and in fact I think I am one of the more well spoken guys on this team so I will be more fine I will do great.
Lazlo: That’s my confident media star! Go get ‘em
*Carimi goes off from the weight room on to his house and then the score studio’s at 1:20 as instructed so he can be briefed by the producers for the interview.*
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