01-19-2022, 10:22 AM
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Welcome to the Human Offensive Lineman Stats Update which is where all of the stinky bots get thrown to the skip where they belong and only the legitimate human offensive lineman remain.
The stats below are sorted into the combined sims [Season 1 to 32], and the new sim which is from Season 27 onwards.
Sacks Allowed in a Season
Sacks Allowed in a Season [Top 10] Combined Sims
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
4 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
7 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- This is now the 5th consecutive season which has seen no addition or changes to this list.
- The player with the most sacks allowed this season was rookie Madison Beer who allowed 6 sacks this season, this means he needed to double his sack count to make this list.
Sacks allowed in a season [Top 20] NEW SIM
1 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
2 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
7 – Douglas Quail | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 7 Sacks Allowed
7 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28 | 7 Sacks Allowed
9 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Pope Francis | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 - Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 6 Sacks Allowed
15 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Givussafarre Rubbe | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 31 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 - Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 32 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 32 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 - Monterey Jack | San Jose Sabercats | Season 32 | 5 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- To qualify for this list, it requires 5 sacks allowed. This has not changed the previous season.
- There are 4 seasons from Season 32 that made this list, Beer who allowed 6 as well as McKenzie, Bianchi and Jack who allowed 5.
Pancakes in a Season
Pancakes in a Season [Top 50] NEW SIM
1 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 29 | 140 Pancakes
2 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32 | 139 Pancakes
3 - Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 138 Pancakes
4 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 31 | 136 Pancakes
5 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 29 | 133 Pancakes
6 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 29 | 132 Pancakes
6 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 132 Pancakes
7 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
7 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
7 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
7 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
11 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28 | 129 Pancakes
11 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 129 Pancakes
13 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28 | 128 Pancakes
13 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 30 | 128 Pancakes
15 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 127 Pancakes
16 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 30 | 126 Pancakes
17 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30 | 124 Pancakes
17 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 32 | 124 Pancakes
19 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
19 – Greedy Sly | Colorado Yeti | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
19 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 | 122 Pancakes
19 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 31 | 122 Pancakes
23 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 119 Pancakes
24 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
24 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
24 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 118 Pancakes
24 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 118 Pancakes
28 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 117 Pancakes
28 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 28 | 117 Pancakes
28 – Pepelegs Johnson | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 117 Pancakes
31 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 30 | 116 Pancakes
32 – Jay Cue | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27 | 114 Pancakes
32 – Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29 | 114 Pancakes
32 – Cade Williams | New Orleans Second Line | Season 31 | 114 Pancakes
35 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 28 | 113 Pancakes
35 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 29 | 113 Pancakes
35 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 30 | 113 Pancakes
38 – Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 31 | 112 Pancakes
38 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 31 | 112 Pancakes
40 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 27 | 111 Pancakes
40 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28 | 111 Pancakes
40 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 31 | 111 Pancakes
40 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 31 | 111 Pancakes
44 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 110 Pancakes
44 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 32 | 110 Pancakes
46 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 108 Pancakes
46 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 30 | 108 Pancakes
46 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 31 | 108 Pancakes
49 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 31 | 107 Pancakes
49 – Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 107 Pancakes
49 - Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 32 | 107 Pancakes
Notes
- There is now no more ‘Combined Sims’ table for this statistic as the top 40 seasons are all in the New Sim so there is no point putting it up there twice, its just the same thing over and over. Your welcome media graders.
- To qualify for this list, a player now needs at least 107 pancakes, up from 106 last season and 84 the previous one before that. This is the lowest increase this table has scene, due to the lack of high pancake seasons and the tight bottom end of the table.
- There are only 5 Seasons from Season 32 that qualified for this list.
Sacks Allowed in a Career
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10] BOTH SIMS
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-32 | 38 Sacks Allowed
2 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 26-> | 30 Sacks Allowed
2 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 26 -> | 30 Sacks Allowed
4 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
5 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 28 Sacks Allowed
6 – Bender Rodriguez | Colorado Yeti, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
6 – Vincent Sharpei Jr. | Baltimore Hawks, San Jose Sabercats | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
8 – Samuel Bakhtiari | Arizona Outlaws, Sarasota Sailfish, Austin Copperheads | Season 20-25 | 26 Sacks Allowed
9 – Tim Tebow | San Jose Sabercats, Las Vegas Legion | Season 1-4 | 25 Sacks Allowed
10 – Alex Thomas | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1-4 | 23 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster remains at the top of the list, after his retirement the previous season.
- Slurms Mckenzie and Richard Littlewood moved up to equal second on this list.
- The next active human offensive lineman just off this list are Calvin Golloday [22 Sacks Allowed] and Marc Hamel [22 Sacks Allowed]. No other offensive lineman has more then 12 sacks.
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 30] New Sim
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-31 | 25 Sacks Allowed
2 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 24 Sacks Allowed
3 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-> | 23 Sacks Allowed
4 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 20 Sacks Allowed
5 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 12 Sacks Allowed
5 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
5 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
8 – James Gath | Chicago Butchers | Season 28-31 | 11 Sacks Allowed
8 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
11 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
11 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
11 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
11 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
11 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 30-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
16 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 – Givussafarre Rubbe | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 27-30 | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 - Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 – Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
22 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
22 – Carl Wheezer | Orange County Otters, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
22 – Clay Stallworth | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 8 Sacks Allowed
22 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
22 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
27 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-31 | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 – Quentin Button | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 -31 | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 - Timmy Dimbi | Chicago Butchers | Season 31-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster's retirement and the continuing career of Slurms McKenzie and Richard Littlewood see this category become very competitive, even if its an honour that isn't desired.
- The qualification for this table has risen from 6 sacks allowed to 7.
- Added to this list includes Timmy Dimbi, Bernie Sanders and Bruce Buckley.
Pancakes in a Career
Pancakes in a Career [Top 20] – BOTH SIMS
1 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 22-> | 1134 Pancakes
2 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-31 | 825 Pancakes
3 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 22-> | 819 Pancakes
4 – Givusafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19-29 | 747 Pancakes
5 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-> | 735 Pancakes
6 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-30 | 717 Pancakes
6 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25-> | 717 Pancakes
8 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23-30 | 708 Pancakes
9 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-> | 700 Pancakes
10 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-> | 691 Pancakes
11 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 26-> | 652 Pancakes
12 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 -> | 645 Pancakes
13 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 620 Pancakes
14 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 26-> | 571 Pancakes
15 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-31 | 539 Pancakes
16 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 533 Pancakes
17 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 26-> | 522 Pancakes
18 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 25-31 | 477 Pancakes
19 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 25->30 | 463 Pancakes
20 - Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 462 Pancakes
Notes
- Some movement around the top with Julio Jones and Icebox Riposte making moves within the top 10.
- The qualification mark for this list has risen from 430 pancakes last season to 462 pancakes now. It will continually rise as more and more Offensive Lineman join and leave.
- Dorfus Jimbo Jr has dropped out of the list with the inclusion of Brent Silva.
Pancakes in a Career [Top 30] NEW SIM
1 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 733 Pancakes
2 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 645 Pancakes
3 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 630 Pancakes
4 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 620 Pancakes
5 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 619 Pancakes
6 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 579 Pancakes
7 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-> | 554 Pancakes
8 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers, Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 553 Pancakes
8 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 533 Pancakes
10 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 522 Pancakes
11 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 504 Pancakes
12 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27->30 | 487 Pancakes
13 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 462 Pancakes
14 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-31 | 455 Pancakes
15 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 440 Pancakes
16 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27->30 | 390 Pancakes
17 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 370 Pancakes
18 - Cade Williams | New Orleans Second Line | Season 29-> | 346 Pancakes
19 - Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-> | 333 Pancakes
20 – Marlon Alexander | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 -31 | 331 Pancakes
21 - Maiteers Rico-Shea | Orange County Otters | Season 29-> | 325 Pancakes
22 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 27->30 | 320 Pancakes
22 - Manhatten Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 320 Pancakes
24 - Donald McBobby | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 319 Pancakes
25 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 27->30 | 311 Pancakes
26 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 310 Pancakes
27 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28-31 | 294 Pancakes
28 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-> | 292 Pancakes
29 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-31 | 286 Pancakes
29 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-> | 286 Pancakes
Notes
- Bruce Buckley retains the lead in this category, increasing his lead from almost 50 pancakes to almost 85 pancakes. As he approaches the end of his career, will he hold it? Its doubtful but we'll find out in due time.
- To make this list, players now need 286 pancakes, up from 224 the previous season.
- Harley Fank and Manhatten Project have now made the list at the expense of Leeroy Jenkins and Dorfus Jimbo Jr who drop out.
Current Human Lineman Statistics:
Bruce Buckley:
Old Sim Stats: 401 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 733 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 1134 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Calvin Golladay:
Old Sim Stats: 315 Pancakes, 14 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 504 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 819 Pancakes, 22 Sacks Allowed
Julio Jones:
Old Sim Stats: 182 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 553 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 735 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Icebox Riposte:
Old Sim Stats: 163 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 554 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 717 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Felix Archstone:
Old Sim Stats: 82 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 440 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 522 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Slurms McKenzie:
Old Sim Stats: 77 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 310 Pancakes, 24 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 387 Pancakes, 30 Sacks Allowed
Connor Quigley:
Old Sim Stats: 73 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
New Sim Stats: 579 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 652 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Adam Mellott:
Old Sim Stats: 72 Pancakes 4 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 619 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 691 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Marc Hamel:
Old Sim Stats: 70 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 630 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 700 Pancakes, 22 Sacks Allowed
Ananda Adyan:
Old Sim Stats: 49 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 522 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 571 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Richard Littlewood:
Old Sim Stats: 50 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 292 Pancakes, 23 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 342 Pancakes, 30 Sacks Allowed
Alexander Franklin:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 645 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 645 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Jaja Ding Dong:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 620 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 620 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Brent Silva:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 462 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 462 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Stumpy Jones:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 533 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 533 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Donald McBobby:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 319 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 319 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Gluteus Maximus:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 333 Pancakes, 2 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 333 Pancakes, 2 Sack Allowed
Harley Fank:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 286 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 286 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Maiteers Rico-Shea:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 325 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 325 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Lebron James III:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 264 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 264 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Manhattan Project:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 320 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 320 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Moe Skeeter:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 250 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 250 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Cade Williams:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 346 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 346 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 214 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 214 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Bernie Sanders:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 230 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 230 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Bob Roberts:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 224 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 224 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Cheese Farley:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 219 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 219 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Emperor de Pengu:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 220 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 220 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Keane Lover:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 194 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 194 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bobby Tarantino:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 91 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 91 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Rudy Gray:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 198 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 198 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Clark Boyd:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 118 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 118 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Timmy Dimbi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 142 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 142 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Ray the Manta Ray:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 104 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 104 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Ben Slothlisberger:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 143 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 143 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Joey Marston:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 125 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 125 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
James Hoffman:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 115 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 115 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Chevvy Bronko:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 84 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 84 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Giovanni Bianchi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 116 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 116 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Monterey Jack:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 122 Pancakes, 6 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 122 Pancakes, 6 Sack Allowed
Beniri T'Chawama:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 90 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 90 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Marquees Acho Jr:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 80 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 80 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Madison Beer:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 60 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 60 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Tay Swizzle:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 52 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 52 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Michael Carimi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 50 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 50 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Zoltan:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 76 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 76 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
The stats below are sorted into the combined sims [Season 1 to 32], and the new sim which is from Season 27 onwards.
Sacks Allowed in a Season
Sacks Allowed in a Season [Top 10] Combined Sims
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
4 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
4 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
7 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
7 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- This is now the 5th consecutive season which has seen no addition or changes to this list.
- The player with the most sacks allowed this season was rookie Madison Beer who allowed 6 sacks this season, this means he needed to double his sack count to make this list.
Sacks allowed in a season [Top 20] NEW SIM
1 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
2 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
3 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
7 – Douglas Quail | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 7 Sacks Allowed
7 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28 | 7 Sacks Allowed
9 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Pope Francis | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 – Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 6 Sacks Allowed
9 - Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 6 Sacks Allowed
15 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Givussafarre Rubbe | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 – Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 31 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 - Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 32 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 32 | 5 Sacks Allowed
15 - Monterey Jack | San Jose Sabercats | Season 32 | 5 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- To qualify for this list, it requires 5 sacks allowed. This has not changed the previous season.
- There are 4 seasons from Season 32 that made this list, Beer who allowed 6 as well as McKenzie, Bianchi and Jack who allowed 5.
Pancakes in a Season
Pancakes in a Season [Top 50] NEW SIM
1 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 29 | 140 Pancakes
2 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32 | 139 Pancakes
3 - Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 138 Pancakes
4 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 31 | 136 Pancakes
5 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 29 | 133 Pancakes
6 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 29 | 132 Pancakes
6 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 132 Pancakes
7 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
7 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
7 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
7 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
11 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28 | 129 Pancakes
11 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 129 Pancakes
13 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28 | 128 Pancakes
13 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 30 | 128 Pancakes
15 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 127 Pancakes
16 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 30 | 126 Pancakes
17 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30 | 124 Pancakes
17 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 32 | 124 Pancakes
19 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
19 – Greedy Sly | Colorado Yeti | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
19 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 | 122 Pancakes
19 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 31 | 122 Pancakes
23 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 119 Pancakes
24 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
24 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
24 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 118 Pancakes
24 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 118 Pancakes
28 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 117 Pancakes
28 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 28 | 117 Pancakes
28 – Pepelegs Johnson | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 117 Pancakes
31 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 30 | 116 Pancakes
32 – Jay Cue | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27 | 114 Pancakes
32 – Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29 | 114 Pancakes
32 – Cade Williams | New Orleans Second Line | Season 31 | 114 Pancakes
35 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 28 | 113 Pancakes
35 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 29 | 113 Pancakes
35 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 30 | 113 Pancakes
38 – Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 31 | 112 Pancakes
38 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 31 | 112 Pancakes
40 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 27 | 111 Pancakes
40 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28 | 111 Pancakes
40 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 31 | 111 Pancakes
40 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 31 | 111 Pancakes
44 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 110 Pancakes
44 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 32 | 110 Pancakes
46 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 108 Pancakes
46 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 30 | 108 Pancakes
46 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 31 | 108 Pancakes
49 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 31 | 107 Pancakes
49 – Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 107 Pancakes
49 - Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 32 | 107 Pancakes
Notes
- There is now no more ‘Combined Sims’ table for this statistic as the top 40 seasons are all in the New Sim so there is no point putting it up there twice, its just the same thing over and over. Your welcome media graders.
- To qualify for this list, a player now needs at least 107 pancakes, up from 106 last season and 84 the previous one before that. This is the lowest increase this table has scene, due to the lack of high pancake seasons and the tight bottom end of the table.
- There are only 5 Seasons from Season 32 that qualified for this list.
Sacks Allowed in a Career
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10] BOTH SIMS
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-32 | 38 Sacks Allowed
2 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 26-> | 30 Sacks Allowed
2 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 26 -> | 30 Sacks Allowed
4 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
5 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 28 Sacks Allowed
6 – Bender Rodriguez | Colorado Yeti, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
6 – Vincent Sharpei Jr. | Baltimore Hawks, San Jose Sabercats | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
8 – Samuel Bakhtiari | Arizona Outlaws, Sarasota Sailfish, Austin Copperheads | Season 20-25 | 26 Sacks Allowed
9 – Tim Tebow | San Jose Sabercats, Las Vegas Legion | Season 1-4 | 25 Sacks Allowed
10 – Alex Thomas | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1-4 | 23 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster remains at the top of the list, after his retirement the previous season.
- Slurms Mckenzie and Richard Littlewood moved up to equal second on this list.
- The next active human offensive lineman just off this list are Calvin Golloday [22 Sacks Allowed] and Marc Hamel [22 Sacks Allowed]. No other offensive lineman has more then 12 sacks.
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 30] New Sim
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-31 | 25 Sacks Allowed
2 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 24 Sacks Allowed
3 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-> | 23 Sacks Allowed
4 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 20 Sacks Allowed
5 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 12 Sacks Allowed
5 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
5 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
8 – James Gath | Chicago Butchers | Season 28-31 | 11 Sacks Allowed
8 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
11 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
11 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
11 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
11 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
11 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 30-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
16 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 – Givussafarre Rubbe | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 27-30 | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 - Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 – Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
16 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 9 Sacks Allowed
22 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
22 – Carl Wheezer | Orange County Otters, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
22 – Clay Stallworth | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 8 Sacks Allowed
22 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
22 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-> | 8 Sacks Allowed
27 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-31 | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 – Quentin Button | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 -31 | 7 Sacks Allowed
27 - Timmy Dimbi | Chicago Butchers | Season 31-> | 7 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster's retirement and the continuing career of Slurms McKenzie and Richard Littlewood see this category become very competitive, even if its an honour that isn't desired.
- The qualification for this table has risen from 6 sacks allowed to 7.
- Added to this list includes Timmy Dimbi, Bernie Sanders and Bruce Buckley.
Pancakes in a Career
Pancakes in a Career [Top 20] – BOTH SIMS
1 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 22-> | 1134 Pancakes
2 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-31 | 825 Pancakes
3 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 22-> | 819 Pancakes
4 – Givusafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19-29 | 747 Pancakes
5 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-> | 735 Pancakes
6 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-30 | 717 Pancakes
6 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25-> | 717 Pancakes
8 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23-30 | 708 Pancakes
9 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-> | 700 Pancakes
10 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-> | 691 Pancakes
11 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 26-> | 652 Pancakes
12 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 -> | 645 Pancakes
13 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 620 Pancakes
14 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 26-> | 571 Pancakes
15 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-31 | 539 Pancakes
16 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 533 Pancakes
17 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 26-> | 522 Pancakes
18 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 25-31 | 477 Pancakes
19 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 25->30 | 463 Pancakes
20 - Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 462 Pancakes
Notes
- Some movement around the top with Julio Jones and Icebox Riposte making moves within the top 10.
- The qualification mark for this list has risen from 430 pancakes last season to 462 pancakes now. It will continually rise as more and more Offensive Lineman join and leave.
- Dorfus Jimbo Jr has dropped out of the list with the inclusion of Brent Silva.
Pancakes in a Career [Top 30] NEW SIM
1 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-> | 733 Pancakes
2 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-> | 645 Pancakes
3 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-> | 630 Pancakes
4 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 620 Pancakes
5 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 619 Pancakes
6 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 579 Pancakes
7 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-> | 554 Pancakes
8 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers, Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-> | 553 Pancakes
8 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 533 Pancakes
10 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-> | 522 Pancakes
11 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-> | 504 Pancakes
12 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27->30 | 487 Pancakes
13 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 462 Pancakes
14 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-31 | 455 Pancakes
15 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 440 Pancakes
16 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27->30 | 390 Pancakes
17 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 370 Pancakes
18 - Cade Williams | New Orleans Second Line | Season 29-> | 346 Pancakes
19 - Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-> | 333 Pancakes
20 – Marlon Alexander | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 -31 | 331 Pancakes
21 - Maiteers Rico-Shea | Orange County Otters | Season 29-> | 325 Pancakes
22 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 27->30 | 320 Pancakes
22 - Manhatten Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 320 Pancakes
24 - Donald McBobby | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28-> | 319 Pancakes
25 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 27->30 | 311 Pancakes
26 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-> | 310 Pancakes
27 – Matt Krause | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28-31 | 294 Pancakes
28 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 27-> | 292 Pancakes
29 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-31 | 286 Pancakes
29 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-> | 286 Pancakes
Notes
- Bruce Buckley retains the lead in this category, increasing his lead from almost 50 pancakes to almost 85 pancakes. As he approaches the end of his career, will he hold it? Its doubtful but we'll find out in due time.
- To make this list, players now need 286 pancakes, up from 224 the previous season.
- Harley Fank and Manhatten Project have now made the list at the expense of Leeroy Jenkins and Dorfus Jimbo Jr who drop out.
Current Human Lineman Statistics:
Bruce Buckley:
Old Sim Stats: 401 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 733 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 1134 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Calvin Golladay:
Old Sim Stats: 315 Pancakes, 14 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 504 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 819 Pancakes, 22 Sacks Allowed
Julio Jones:
Old Sim Stats: 182 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 553 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 735 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Icebox Riposte:
Old Sim Stats: 163 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 554 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 717 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Felix Archstone:
Old Sim Stats: 82 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 440 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 522 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Slurms McKenzie:
Old Sim Stats: 77 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 310 Pancakes, 24 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 387 Pancakes, 30 Sacks Allowed
Connor Quigley:
Old Sim Stats: 73 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
New Sim Stats: 579 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 652 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Adam Mellott:
Old Sim Stats: 72 Pancakes 4 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 619 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 691 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Marc Hamel:
Old Sim Stats: 70 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 630 Pancakes, 20 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 700 Pancakes, 22 Sacks Allowed
Ananda Adyan:
Old Sim Stats: 49 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 522 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 571 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Richard Littlewood:
Old Sim Stats: 50 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
New Sim Stats: 292 Pancakes, 23 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 342 Pancakes, 30 Sacks Allowed
Alexander Franklin:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 645 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 645 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Jaja Ding Dong:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 620 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 620 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Brent Silva:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 462 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 462 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Stumpy Jones:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 533 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 533 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Donald McBobby:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 319 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 319 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Gluteus Maximus:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 333 Pancakes, 2 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 333 Pancakes, 2 Sack Allowed
Harley Fank:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 286 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 286 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Maiteers Rico-Shea:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 325 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 325 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Lebron James III:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 264 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 264 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Manhattan Project:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 320 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 320 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Moe Skeeter:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 250 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 250 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Cade Williams:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 346 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 346 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 214 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 214 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Bernie Sanders:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 230 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 230 Pancakes, 8 Sacks Allowed
Bob Roberts:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 224 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 224 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Cheese Farley:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 219 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 219 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Emperor de Pengu:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 220 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 220 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Keane Lover:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 194 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 194 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bobby Tarantino:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 91 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 91 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Rudy Gray:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 198 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 198 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Clark Boyd:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 118 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 118 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Timmy Dimbi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 142 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 142 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Ray the Manta Ray:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 104 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 104 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Ben Slothlisberger:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 143 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 143 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Joey Marston:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 125 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 125 Pancakes, 3 Sack Allowed
James Hoffman:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 115 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 115 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Chevvy Bronko:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 84 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 84 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Giovanni Bianchi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 116 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 116 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Monterey Jack:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 122 Pancakes, 6 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 122 Pancakes, 6 Sack Allowed
Beniri T'Chawama:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 90 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 90 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Marquees Acho Jr:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 80 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 80 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Madison Beer:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 60 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 60 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
Tay Swizzle:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 52 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 52 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Michael Carimi:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 50 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 50 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Zoltan:
Old Sim Stats: N/A
New Sim Stats: 76 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed
Combined Sim Stats: 76 Pancakes, 1 Sack Allowed