*Not Another DSFL Team Tier List

[Aleris]

Alright ladies, gentlemen, and gaming chairs. First ISFL media post coming in hot for yeah! That means you guessed it! Tier Lists! Or Rankings! Since my player was literally just created and is about to go to waiver (which I don't actually know the order of) we are going to rate the DSFL teams (seemingly randomly) I could help with playoff pushes.

Number 8: Dallas Birddogs Nothing really against any of these DSFL teams. I just don't have a toughness for Texas. Too many cowboys there, ya know.

Number 7: Kansas City Coyotes I actually like this logo and color scheme. Coyotes are cool. But is Kansas City actually north of Norfolk? Wild. How are they in the North and not the South. Feel like there could be a good rivalry with Dallas.

Number 6: Tijuana Luchadores This is pretty awesome. Love that it is in Mexico. Love the heritage of the logo and name. Although the logo does look a little like an eSports organization, which I guess would be perfect for a gaming chair.

Number 5: Portland Pythons Not gonna lie, I'm splitting hairs between this top 5. Portland is a cool city (never been though). Snakes are cool. Like the green and black scheme to match the city and Snake Tribal decks in Magic: the Gathering

Number 4: London Royals I'm sorry Seb. London breaking the top 4. Love to lion (like the national animal of England or something) and the royals name to go with it. But monarchy is a thing of the past. Sorry, mate.

Number 3: Bondi Beach Buccaneers I'm currently watching a City Planner Plays Cities Skylines and he has the Verde Beach Buccaneers. So this one is third. Also is this team really in Australia??? I thought having a team in Hawaii would be hard. These travel costs must be insane. Hope they brought back the Concord jet.

Number 2: Minnesota Grey Ducks This team isn't first cause its not the Loons. Sorry. I love literally everything about this branding. Playing in the cold is cool. Love grey and blue for the colors. Matches the scheme of well me!

Number 1: Norfolk Seawolves Love this. I have a personal connection to the Navy so this would be cool. Although the one base I would never want to live near in Norfolk sooo.....

Now that I've taken shots at every DSFL. Let's see who claims me off the waivers!

[SchwarzNarr]

Norfolk Best Folk.

welcome friend

[LordEscanor]

Wtf

[CementHands]

Lol, imagine Tijuana not being #1