Chris Orosz is the best quarterback in the league he’s QB one. This may ruffle some feathers but the second QB for the NSFC is Dermot Lavelle. He’s that good. He can run and make plays. He doesn’t quite have the Orosz pick 6 game but he’s working on it.
Running back. Omar Wright led the league in TDs, he’s literally the only one on the Liberty that could score. He gets a nod here. Next we’ll go with Boss Tweed his offensive line was literal human garbage and he put up solid numbers. Most of you are going to be like “OMG where’s Nuck? He’s the reigning MVP!” or “But Farlane had yards.” Nuck ran behind the best line in the league and didn’t set himself apart. Farlane had EIGHT FUMBLES. EIGHT! He turned the ball over as many times as he scored points. I know he’s young, but that’s ugly.
My first wide receiver has to be Garden. You have to game plan for this dude. He’s a monster and the scariest offensive player in the game. Next you’ve got to go with Hendrix. He puts up numbers and has had some monster games, even with his QB throwing it to the other team nearly as much as his own. Finally I’m going with Christmas he was a nobody that went out and competed this season and it showed on the Hawks offense. He’s got a Scrub throwing it to him and they hand it off to a running back that eats Crisco with bare hands before every game. Where’s Foxy? The garbage time king doesn’t get into the pro bowl today. He’s the Blake Bortles of wide receivers. Where’s Bortles now? Losing his job to Chad fucking Henne. Fox is a great dude, but he’s not a great receiver yet.
The best tight end in the league is Ricky Maddox, next. Oh you want more? Carmel Gibson is my #2. They say if you aren’t cheating you’re not trying. This guy came into the league and went harder than anybody. Then he does the mic drop and is out of here. Dimirio couldn’t block a butterfly and I don’t even know if the Yeti have a tight end.
The best offensive lineman is Tim Pest. He gets the nod here even though he’s out of conference. Nobody holds a candle to him. Next we’ll go with Akselsen, Floggity, and Matt James. These guys all put up good numbers and were on a winning team. They get the nod over Nuck. Last I’ll give the nod to Blocksdale. He only allowed three sacks and helped pave the way so the Hawks could perfect the fumblerooski.
For placekicker it’s got to be Turkleton. If he’s not on the Hawks, the Yeti are hosting the Wraiths tonight.
Punter is going to be Stephen Harris. Say what you want about Lincoln Jefferson and his GM-ing but this guy knew his team was going to suck so he went out and got the best punter in the league.
/s, kinda.
GRADED
Running back. Omar Wright led the league in TDs, he’s literally the only one on the Liberty that could score. He gets a nod here. Next we’ll go with Boss Tweed his offensive line was literal human garbage and he put up solid numbers. Most of you are going to be like “OMG where’s Nuck? He’s the reigning MVP!” or “But Farlane had yards.” Nuck ran behind the best line in the league and didn’t set himself apart. Farlane had EIGHT FUMBLES. EIGHT! He turned the ball over as many times as he scored points. I know he’s young, but that’s ugly.
My first wide receiver has to be Garden. You have to game plan for this dude. He’s a monster and the scariest offensive player in the game. Next you’ve got to go with Hendrix. He puts up numbers and has had some monster games, even with his QB throwing it to the other team nearly as much as his own. Finally I’m going with Christmas he was a nobody that went out and competed this season and it showed on the Hawks offense. He’s got a Scrub throwing it to him and they hand it off to a running back that eats Crisco with bare hands before every game. Where’s Foxy? The garbage time king doesn’t get into the pro bowl today. He’s the Blake Bortles of wide receivers. Where’s Bortles now? Losing his job to Chad fucking Henne. Fox is a great dude, but he’s not a great receiver yet.
The best tight end in the league is Ricky Maddox, next. Oh you want more? Carmel Gibson is my #2. They say if you aren’t cheating you’re not trying. This guy came into the league and went harder than anybody. Then he does the mic drop and is out of here. Dimirio couldn’t block a butterfly and I don’t even know if the Yeti have a tight end.
The best offensive lineman is Tim Pest. He gets the nod here even though he’s out of conference. Nobody holds a candle to him. Next we’ll go with Akselsen, Floggity, and Matt James. These guys all put up good numbers and were on a winning team. They get the nod over Nuck. Last I’ll give the nod to Blocksdale. He only allowed three sacks and helped pave the way so the Hawks could perfect the fumblerooski.
For placekicker it’s got to be Turkleton. If he’s not on the Hawks, the Yeti are hosting the Wraiths tonight.
Punter is going to be Stephen Harris. Say what you want about Lincoln Jefferson and his GM-ing but this guy knew his team was going to suck so he went out and got the best punter in the league.
/s, kinda.
GRADED
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