02-12-2022, 07:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-15-2022, 11:13 AM by allbetsonjames. Edited 2 times in total.)
It's 1:30 am, on Sunday, February 13th, of the year 2022. I have just decided to take the biggest step ever in my career. Last time I was at this point, I did it seeking for people's approval. This time, it is different. I feel I offered everything I had in Berlin, and as the team is balancing right now between contending one last time and going into a rebuild, I thought it would be for the best of the team if I left, freeing cap that is going to allow the team to hit the free agent market to fill holes in. Another reason I have decided to leave was the fact that I had every career record in the Berlin Fire Salamanders history. It would be a vanity if I were to stay there just to have my name etched forever in the history of the team. I have already done that, but as a user, with all the work I did, helping the team behind the scenes. I was not as helpful as I would want to be, but I did give it my all. And it all started when @Highhaschdi and @Dewalt27 took a chance at me with the 69th pick in the season 25 draft. I remember sitting in the Dallas voice chat, with @Kyamprac, @zaynzk, @r0tzbua, @Kyle and whoever else, being pissed I was freefalling, until I got picked and I missed it as I had to go to the bathroom. I still have a feeling though that me falling to 69 was something planned all along. Not to spite me, but as a joke, as I'd use 69 as my jersey number in all the simleagues I am in.
Anyway, let's talk about Skiuuup's career so far. Honestly, it has been acceptable. I mean, I am exactly 1210 yards away from 10k, which has been my endgoal ever since creating as a TE, even more so since swapping to WR, when we moved to DDSPF21. At this point, this is a season's work, and I'd really love to achieve that as a Fire sally, but I have to put the team first, and try to find what I am looking for elsewhere. The team needs the cap space to contend. I don't have much to offer except for an offensive weapon, when we already have many. To be fair, I would already have the 10k, and I would be pushing for Lim's #1 spot on the leaderboard, but I had to create as a TE and my dumbass was too proud to move to WR. Anyway, it is what it is. I have my fair share of mishaps, missed point tasks, not taking my regression seriously, and so much more. Hence, leaving Berlin means the team does not have to deal with a lazy ass that can be barely assed to post their regression, after not claiming anything for a season.
As you figured out already, I am officially entering free agency. And it is for real this time. I am not just gauging interest to see if people want me around. I am turning a new leaf, and all I am asking for is some help to achieve 10k receiving yards before Skiuuup's legs fall off. And if you can get me a ring, I will be even more appreciative of you. Money is not an issue. I just vomitted some words and made a million, just with some random ramblings over my career in Berlin. I will sign for the minimum if need be, so do not worry about having to enter a bidding war. Money is a factor, but not the deciding one. I will not even care if you are rebuilding or contending. I do want the ring, but I can live without it. besides, you can make Hall of Fame without rings. Randy Moss got none, yet he is a Hall of Famer. So all I need is 10k rec yards. If I don't make it, there is always the next career. And since it is around the corner soon, @Matty7478, you need to let me know what is going to be, since you hold the rights from the auction.
I will use this last paragraph to thank everyone that got involved, one way or another, in Skiuuup's career. I will start with @Kyle, @gucci, and @iStegosauruz. They basically dragged me from the 94th pick in the season 24 dev league draft, in one of THE steals of that draft, when it seemed like no team wanted to get me. But the truth was that everyone thought I would want to go back to Portland, when @qWest and I had already agreed he would not draft me. It was a clownfiesta, the Dallas dudes were bored of seeing me fall, and got me there. I didn't get as active as I wanted, resulting with me never getting to help behind the scenes, but I knew I would only stay for one season, so I didn't really bother with it. Do I regret it? A bit, but not losing sleep over it. But man, what an assortment of personalities. Kya, Zane, R0tz, Kyle, @ReverendOReily, @Asked Madden, @yonggarius, the gucci himself, god I am really forgetting so many of them. Every single one of you, thank you so much. You made it enjoyable. Now, I want to move on to my Fire Sallies. I am saying my, because I feel these guys like family. High, Dewalt, @"Laser", @Eldorian, qWest, @.simo, @Swanty, @TMosura, @Tylus, @manicmav36, @soryantyler, @goodfortunecoffee, @Jangorhino, I am tagging everyone I can remember. If I forgot about you, I am sorry, there is too many of you. I love and appreciate every single one of you. To the young salamanders, take care of the team. To Laser, keep working your ass off to make the team what it's always supposed to be, a winner. To High and Dewalt, the guys that drafted me, thank you for giving me a chance for redemption. Because that's what I have found in Berlin. I redeemed myself for my shitty past that I really regret.
I guess that is it. The Berlin Fire Salamanders chapter is officially closed for Skiuuup. I am really looking forward to the next chapter of this, honestly, mediocre career. My line is open if you think I can be of service to your team!
Take care everyone! Love you all!
Anyway, let's talk about Skiuuup's career so far. Honestly, it has been acceptable. I mean, I am exactly 1210 yards away from 10k, which has been my endgoal ever since creating as a TE, even more so since swapping to WR, when we moved to DDSPF21. At this point, this is a season's work, and I'd really love to achieve that as a Fire sally, but I have to put the team first, and try to find what I am looking for elsewhere. The team needs the cap space to contend. I don't have much to offer except for an offensive weapon, when we already have many. To be fair, I would already have the 10k, and I would be pushing for Lim's #1 spot on the leaderboard, but I had to create as a TE and my dumbass was too proud to move to WR. Anyway, it is what it is. I have my fair share of mishaps, missed point tasks, not taking my regression seriously, and so much more. Hence, leaving Berlin means the team does not have to deal with a lazy ass that can be barely assed to post their regression, after not claiming anything for a season.
As you figured out already, I am officially entering free agency. And it is for real this time. I am not just gauging interest to see if people want me around. I am turning a new leaf, and all I am asking for is some help to achieve 10k receiving yards before Skiuuup's legs fall off. And if you can get me a ring, I will be even more appreciative of you. Money is not an issue. I just vomitted some words and made a million, just with some random ramblings over my career in Berlin. I will sign for the minimum if need be, so do not worry about having to enter a bidding war. Money is a factor, but not the deciding one. I will not even care if you are rebuilding or contending. I do want the ring, but I can live without it. besides, you can make Hall of Fame without rings. Randy Moss got none, yet he is a Hall of Famer. So all I need is 10k rec yards. If I don't make it, there is always the next career. And since it is around the corner soon, @Matty7478, you need to let me know what is going to be, since you hold the rights from the auction.
I will use this last paragraph to thank everyone that got involved, one way or another, in Skiuuup's career. I will start with @Kyle, @gucci, and @iStegosauruz. They basically dragged me from the 94th pick in the season 24 dev league draft, in one of THE steals of that draft, when it seemed like no team wanted to get me. But the truth was that everyone thought I would want to go back to Portland, when @qWest and I had already agreed he would not draft me. It was a clownfiesta, the Dallas dudes were bored of seeing me fall, and got me there. I didn't get as active as I wanted, resulting with me never getting to help behind the scenes, but I knew I would only stay for one season, so I didn't really bother with it. Do I regret it? A bit, but not losing sleep over it. But man, what an assortment of personalities. Kya, Zane, R0tz, Kyle, @ReverendOReily, @Asked Madden, @yonggarius, the gucci himself, god I am really forgetting so many of them. Every single one of you, thank you so much. You made it enjoyable. Now, I want to move on to my Fire Sallies. I am saying my, because I feel these guys like family. High, Dewalt, @"Laser", @Eldorian, qWest, @.simo, @Swanty, @TMosura, @Tylus, @manicmav36, @soryantyler, @goodfortunecoffee, @Jangorhino, I am tagging everyone I can remember. If I forgot about you, I am sorry, there is too many of you. I love and appreciate every single one of you. To the young salamanders, take care of the team. To Laser, keep working your ass off to make the team what it's always supposed to be, a winner. To High and Dewalt, the guys that drafted me, thank you for giving me a chance for redemption. Because that's what I have found in Berlin. I redeemed myself for my shitty past that I really regret.
I guess that is it. The Berlin Fire Salamanders chapter is officially closed for Skiuuup. I am really looking forward to the next chapter of this, honestly, mediocre career. My line is open if you think I can be of service to your team!
Take care everyone! Love you all!
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