Everyone likes to imagine their special, tell-all book to be something grandiose, full of special anecdotes and and hidden gems that would make their readers blush and their peers in the legal nervous and maybe somewhat jealous. They imagine that the book would contain scandalous details, known only to a select few and then once read is like an invitation to a secret club that only the players and the reader are a part of. And the book, once read, would occupy a place of honor on the shelf, always in plain view, so that the reader may look upon it with pride and perhaps a slight giggle at the details contained within, returning thoughts of the many adventures they went on with the author. And while all this is true for many tell-all stories, it is not true for Absolute Unit's book, because his is a cookbook. He has a recipe for all the important people who have impacted his life, with maybe a little story or line about the person in question, but it would be up to the reader to try and figure out why a particular person's recipe is Shepherd's Pie.
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