07-09-2022, 01:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-20-2022, 01:16 PM by dude_man. Edited 3 times in total.)
"You Speak Of Monsters And Superheroes. That's The Stuff Of Myth And Fairytales."
Welcome to terrific Hawkins, Indiana! Nothing says Americana like good ol' no monster having Hawkins, Indiana! Outside of sports we have world renowned scientists constantly patrolling Hawkins trying to discover how it got so beautiful!! We have at least 3 take-out spots for some Indiana-style suppers. We also recently built our first mall, you might hear rumors that our original town's mall was destroyed (in what some would say a mysterious manner) nope, never happened. This is the town's first mall. Yep, the first mall!
Check out our newly redesigned arena! Some say it is the safest place in this upside-down world of ours! Just a short blood sample* to get in and out of the arena** and you are all set for the Ultimus Bowl! Ample seating, padded walls, great wi-fi!! (Papa is the wifi password) (Sometimes tests might need to be run depending on the severity of your results*, you might not leave**)
Thirsty?! Glad I asked!
Our logo features... uhh.. nothing that has ever/does live in Hawkins! It is just a random shape with eclectic lines drawn.
I want to thank you for considering Hawkins, Indiana! Also a short side note about all that stuff that happened in the 80's.. Hey look, it was the 80's, we believe that too much aerosol hairspray was released simultaneously and people might have also been participating in some of the devil's lettuce. There is absolutely no truth about demons or monsters.. if you happen to see something that might look like someone has dressed up their dog in a scary Halloween costume, that's definitely what it is.. just a costume, we sure have a great sense of humor about monsters and illegal experiments! So much so that locals might try and tell you humourous quips like "Hawkins is hell's portal" Hell ya more like it! Because that's what you'll be saying enjoying all of what Hawkins has to offer!
In all seriousness thank you for your consideration!
"You Speak Of Monsters And Superheroes. That's The Stuff Of Myth And Fairytales."
Welcome to terrific Hawkins, Indiana! Nothing says Americana like good ol' no monster having Hawkins, Indiana! Outside of sports we have world renowned scientists constantly patrolling Hawkins trying to discover how it got so beautiful!! We have at least 3 take-out spots for some Indiana-style suppers. We also recently built our first mall, you might hear rumors that our original town's mall was destroyed (in what some would say a mysterious manner) nope, never happened. This is the town's first mall. Yep, the first mall!
Check out our newly redesigned arena! Some say it is the safest place in this upside-down world of ours! Just a short blood sample* to get in and out of the arena** and you are all set for the Ultimus Bowl! Ample seating, padded walls, great wi-fi!! (Papa is the wifi password) (Sometimes tests might need to be run depending on the severity of your results*, you might not leave**)
Thirsty?! Glad I asked!
Our logo features... uhh.. nothing that has ever/does live in Hawkins! It is just a random shape with eclectic lines drawn.
I want to thank you for considering Hawkins, Indiana! Also a short side note about all that stuff that happened in the 80's.. Hey look, it was the 80's, we believe that too much aerosol hairspray was released simultaneously and people might have also been participating in some of the devil's lettuce. There is absolutely no truth about demons or monsters.. if you happen to see something that might look like someone has dressed up their dog in a scary Halloween costume, that's definitely what it is.. just a costume, we sure have a great sense of humor about monsters and illegal experiments! So much so that locals might try and tell you humourous quips like "Hawkins is hell's portal" Hell ya more like it! Because that's what you'll be saying enjoying all of what Hawkins has to offer!
In all seriousness thank you for your consideration!
"You Speak Of Monsters And Superheroes. That's The Stuff Of Myth And Fairytales."