08-13-2022, 03:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-13-2022, 03:52 PM by Trempale. Edited 2 times in total.)
Orpheus Czargyros 1205 TPE - @HalfEatenOnionBagel
S37: 5M
S38: 5M (SA, MO)
S39: 5M (SA, MO)
S40: 5M (SA, MO)
S41: 5M (SA, MO)
"Five Iron Frenzy" Clause:
For the duration of this contract, Orpheus may use the field at the Baltimore Hawks practice facility to practice golfing at any time as long as it is not during practice or other official scheduled event.
For the duration of this contract, Orpheus may use the field at the Baltimore Hawks practice facility to practice golfing at any time as long as it is not during practice or other official scheduled event.
"You Spin Me Right 'Round, Baby, Right 'Round" Clause:
At the conclusion of every season in which the Baltimore Hawks make a playoff appearance during the duration of this contract, the Baltimore Hawks will host a pizza party for the team at Spinners Pinball Arcade in Frederick, MD.
"Gravy Train" Clause:
A portion of this contract will be paid out as a Brinks truck full of boxes of Hungry Jack instant mashed potatoes. Said Brinks truck will be backed up to a location of Orpheus' choosing at a time of his choosing during the S37 season.
"What are Those?" Clause:
For the duration of this contract, The Baltimore Hawks will pay for any fines incurred by Orpheus for wearing non-league approved apparrel including the Official Super Smang Bros Smangin' Socks made with naturally moisture wicking merino wool in a variety of fun colorways sure to make you standout everyhwere you go from the gridiron to the beach to your family reunion with at least two racist uncles and your grandma who only buys enough hot dogs for 5 people; and the Official Super Smang Bros Czarmazing Cleats featuring new Czartech Czarbon Fiber technology (patent pending) in one colorway.
"TGIJF" Clause:
Every Friday, the music selection played at the Baltimore Hawks team facility will be limited to Jazz and Jazz derivatives including Jazz Funk, Fusion, Hard Bop and Ska.
"It's The End of The World as We Know it and I feel Fine" Clause:
This contract must be paid out even in the case of an imminent apocalypse including the end of the world. This clause also grants Orpheus full permission to pursue payment of this contract in full in the afterlife or equivalent alternate plane or state of being after death, including reincarnation, if it is not paid out prior. If the exchange rate of the value of the contract is not easily translated into the currency of said post-death existence, a neutral third party will be consulted to make an appropriate determination of payment.
"Boh Knows" Clause:
One Gatorade cooler of Natty Boh will be present on the sidelines of every Baltimore Hawks home game.
Morpheus Czargyros 1116 TPE - @captjanko
S37: 5M
S38: 5M (SA, MO)
S39: 5M (SA, MO)
S40: 5M (SA, MO)
S41: 5M (SA, MO)
S37: 5M
S38: 5M (SA, MO)
S39: 5M (SA, MO)
S40: 5M (SA, MO)
S41: 5M (SA, MO)
Same clauses as HalfEatenOnionBagel.
[OPTION] NAME: Lenard Graf
[OPTION] BIRTHPLACE: Munich, Germany
[OPTION] COLLEGE: Oregon Ducks
[OPTION] HEIGHT: 6'4"
[OPTION] WEIGHT: 250 lb
[OPTION] NUMBER: 17
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[OPTION] TRANSACTIONS:
[OPTION] S31: Drafted 3rd overall by Bondi Beach(DSFL)
[OPTION] S32: Drafted 1st overall by Baltimore Hawks(ISFL)
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[OPTION] Accomplishments:
[OPTION] S31: Pro Bowl Selection (DSFL)
[OPTION] S31: Pro Bowl Selection (DSFL)
[OPTION]