What a shame. To help convince some team to sign them to a record deal, I will take this opportunity to tell everyone how Pizza Pizzazz saved my life.
One fateful evening, I stumbled out of an uber home, absolutely hammered, and above all...hungry.
I opened my freezer and ripped out my bag of totinos pizza rolls. A few fell on the floor in my haste but I didn't care. I took out about 20 of those bad boys and gave them to Pizza Pizzazz.
In case anyone doesn't know, Pizza Pizzazz is a rotating pizza oven. It is a very convenient appliance to not only cook pizzas, but to cook other frozen food items like pizza rolls, chicken nugs, and chicken patties, as well as to reheat leftovers from the night before. It requires no preheating so you can eat your food even faster too! The best feature, though, is the timer. Pizza Pizzazz only turns on when you set the timer, and then turns off as soon as it completes with a pleasant 'DING!' sound.
This is important. Because as fate would have it, my drunk ass would pass out almost immediately after starting the pizza rolls on Pizza Pizzazz. The next morning, I woke up to cold pizza rolls.
Now imagine this story if I had decided to use the oven instead. Not only would I have burnt the pizza rolls to a crisp, at worst I would have potentially burnt the entire apartment complex down, losing all of my possessions, and potentially my life. At best I would have had to deal with a smokey, smelly apartment and a hell of a coughing fit.
So, thank you Pizza Pizzazz for being a life saver and a staple across kitchens in middle America. Hopefully upon sharing this story, more will be convinced of the greatness of Pizza Pizzazz, and you will be signed to an ISFL record salary