10-31-2022, 10:21 AM
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Ladies and Gentleman!! It’s me your one and only favourite swiss baseball boy Urs Schneider! I am here today to interview one of my favourite people! I will be interviewing none other than my 2nd cousin MC Hammer!!
*Crowd goes absolutely ballistic as MC Hammer walks onto the stage for this live interview in front of a crowd*
MC Hammer: Hey there everyone! I’m grateful to be here! It’s such an honour to get to hang out with the Outer Banks Aviator Urs Schneider, but it is even better to be able to hang out here with family!
Urs Schneider: Put it there Hammer! It’s been a while haha, but let us focus on you! That is the whole point of this interview after all. So get yourself comfortable and for those of you at home, make sure you get comfy and grab some popcorn! Let us have some fun!
So let us start off with a little background information on you MC Hammer, we need to let the audience know who you really are.
MC Hammer: Sure whatever you guys want to know, I will be happy to explain/talk about!
Urs Schneider: Now that is the right attitude to have! So let us start, how did you get here?
MC Hammer: That seems like a bit of a loaded question, how much time have you got?
Urs Schneider: Hahaha this guy has jokes too haha, I am more interested in your upbringing, like how did you get to this spot?
MC Hammer: Oh yeah, I got you. So I am from Texas. I am from the part of the family that hails from North America! Whilst the Schneider’s are from Europe. So when I was younger, the Schneider family and the Hammer family used to actually live in Switzerland together, but work took my family away to North America. So my grandfather moved us out to Texas and the american part of the family stemmed from this. So as a kid I spent a lot of my time just watching sports, like most kids do! But I never really found a sport that I could consider myself good at and trust me I tried almost everything! I tried soccer, Cricket, Basketball, Baseball, the whole lot of it and I just never really fell in love with the sport. Do not get me wrong, I love watching those sports, I just could not see myself wanting to play those sports as a profession. Granted I never thought I would be able to make it to this stage and say that my profession is a football player haha. But yeah… I just never thought this would happen, I really thought I was going to end up doing something in Psychology or something like that. I am grateful that this did not happen though! I love playing football and it is my passion.
Urs Schneider: Yeah that’s right! My dad told me that you guys used to live in Switzerland, it's a shame we never got a chance to hang out together! But now that I’m permanently in the United States, we can hang out a lot more often! So you could not find something that you were good and and just gave football a go? I respect it! How did you get into football though? Did a friend go to a tryout with you?
MC Hammer: Oh yeah sorry, I did not really answer your question haha. So one of my friends took me to an american football game for my birthday! I actually really fell in love with the sport and I particularly was a big fan of watching the defence! Something about seeing how organised a team can be on the defensive side of the ball is magical to me. I knew at that moment that I would need to try out for my local american football team or try to get involved at my school. I first was trying to be a safety, but I just did not have technique and the raw burst of speed that the other safeties had. What my coach saw in me was a potential linebacker for the team! He said he needed someone who can organise the defence and the abilty to discern the opponents play call. That was the thing that set me apart from the other linebackers on the school team. I was always good at play recognition and I hope that I can do a solid job for whichever team ends up calling for me!
Urs Schneider: Yeah I can understand that and I mean look at you! It seems like linebacker works for you haha. So now we need to let your audience know about some fun facts about you!
MC Hammer: oh man yeah I guess we can try some fun facts I guess haha, I would not say there is a lot about me to know to be quite honest. I am pretty boring haha
Urs Schneider: nonsense! Let us just get to know you better pal. What are your dreams? Do you have a specific team in mind that you would want to join?
MC Hammer: I mean my dream is to become the best player that i can possibly be! I really really want to be able to show my family and my friends that I made the right choice in pursuing this path and i hope I can make people proud along the way. I always consider myself as a team first kind of guy, so honestly I would love to just join a team that can appreciate that kind of mentality. Honestly a dream of mine would be to be able to play alongside the other Hammers in my family. That would be awesome and it would be just like old times when we used to play football together when I was a little kid!
Urs Schneider: well it looks like we are running out of time, but thanks for coming by MC, always lovely chatting with you my guy. I am looking forward to watching your career and I will 100% be rooting for ya pal.
MC Hammer: Yeah of course man, thank you for the opportunity. Always love hanging out with family. Looking forward to making some plays in the future
Ladies and Gentleman!! It’s me your one and only favourite swiss baseball boy Urs Schneider! I am here today to interview one of my favourite people! I will be interviewing none other than my 2nd cousin MC Hammer!!
*Crowd goes absolutely ballistic as MC Hammer walks onto the stage for this live interview in front of a crowd*
MC Hammer: Hey there everyone! I’m grateful to be here! It’s such an honour to get to hang out with the Outer Banks Aviator Urs Schneider, but it is even better to be able to hang out here with family!
Urs Schneider: Put it there Hammer! It’s been a while haha, but let us focus on you! That is the whole point of this interview after all. So get yourself comfortable and for those of you at home, make sure you get comfy and grab some popcorn! Let us have some fun!
So let us start off with a little background information on you MC Hammer, we need to let the audience know who you really are.
MC Hammer: Sure whatever you guys want to know, I will be happy to explain/talk about!
Urs Schneider: Now that is the right attitude to have! So let us start, how did you get here?
MC Hammer: That seems like a bit of a loaded question, how much time have you got?
Urs Schneider: Hahaha this guy has jokes too haha, I am more interested in your upbringing, like how did you get to this spot?
MC Hammer: Oh yeah, I got you. So I am from Texas. I am from the part of the family that hails from North America! Whilst the Schneider’s are from Europe. So when I was younger, the Schneider family and the Hammer family used to actually live in Switzerland together, but work took my family away to North America. So my grandfather moved us out to Texas and the american part of the family stemmed from this. So as a kid I spent a lot of my time just watching sports, like most kids do! But I never really found a sport that I could consider myself good at and trust me I tried almost everything! I tried soccer, Cricket, Basketball, Baseball, the whole lot of it and I just never really fell in love with the sport. Do not get me wrong, I love watching those sports, I just could not see myself wanting to play those sports as a profession. Granted I never thought I would be able to make it to this stage and say that my profession is a football player haha. But yeah… I just never thought this would happen, I really thought I was going to end up doing something in Psychology or something like that. I am grateful that this did not happen though! I love playing football and it is my passion.
Urs Schneider: Yeah that’s right! My dad told me that you guys used to live in Switzerland, it's a shame we never got a chance to hang out together! But now that I’m permanently in the United States, we can hang out a lot more often! So you could not find something that you were good and and just gave football a go? I respect it! How did you get into football though? Did a friend go to a tryout with you?
MC Hammer: Oh yeah sorry, I did not really answer your question haha. So one of my friends took me to an american football game for my birthday! I actually really fell in love with the sport and I particularly was a big fan of watching the defence! Something about seeing how organised a team can be on the defensive side of the ball is magical to me. I knew at that moment that I would need to try out for my local american football team or try to get involved at my school. I first was trying to be a safety, but I just did not have technique and the raw burst of speed that the other safeties had. What my coach saw in me was a potential linebacker for the team! He said he needed someone who can organise the defence and the abilty to discern the opponents play call. That was the thing that set me apart from the other linebackers on the school team. I was always good at play recognition and I hope that I can do a solid job for whichever team ends up calling for me!
Urs Schneider: Yeah I can understand that and I mean look at you! It seems like linebacker works for you haha. So now we need to let your audience know about some fun facts about you!
MC Hammer: oh man yeah I guess we can try some fun facts I guess haha, I would not say there is a lot about me to know to be quite honest. I am pretty boring haha
Urs Schneider: nonsense! Let us just get to know you better pal. What are your dreams? Do you have a specific team in mind that you would want to join?
MC Hammer: I mean my dream is to become the best player that i can possibly be! I really really want to be able to show my family and my friends that I made the right choice in pursuing this path and i hope I can make people proud along the way. I always consider myself as a team first kind of guy, so honestly I would love to just join a team that can appreciate that kind of mentality. Honestly a dream of mine would be to be able to play alongside the other Hammers in my family. That would be awesome and it would be just like old times when we used to play football together when I was a little kid!
Urs Schneider: well it looks like we are running out of time, but thanks for coming by MC, always lovely chatting with you my guy. I am looking forward to watching your career and I will 100% be rooting for ya pal.
MC Hammer: Yeah of course man, thank you for the opportunity. Always love hanging out with family. Looking forward to making some plays in the future
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