12-18-2022, 02:46 AM
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Hey everybody, welcome back to the article where I keep a tally of Human Offensive Lineman and their statistics. In case, you’ve never seen this series before, I collate these stats as the Index and Wolfiebot don’t separate the human statistics from the bots, so I do that so Offensive Lineman can see their rankings and standings in respect to the historical greats and others around the league.
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Sacks Allowed in a Season
Sacks Allowed in a Season [Top 10] Combined Sims
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
3 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
5 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
5 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
5 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
8 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- No changes to the top 10 in this list. The worst season was Paul Monitor who allowed 10 sacks.
Sacks allowed in a season [Top 20] NEW SIM
1 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
2 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
3 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 38 | 10 Sacks Allowed
4 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
4 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 37 | 9 Sacks Allowed
6 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 - Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 - Brent Silva | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Madison Beer | New Orleans Second Line | Season 35 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads | Season 37 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 38 | 8 Sacks Allowed
15 – Douglas Quail | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 - Chevy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 - Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 - Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 - Madison Beer | New Orleans Second Line | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 – Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 38 | 7 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- To qualify for this list, it now requires 7 sacks allowed. This has changed from 6 seasons on the prior list.
- 3 Seasons from S38 are now on this list, these being Paul Monitor’s 10, Michael Carimi’s 8 and Bernie Sanders 7.
- There are 15 6 Sack Seasons which now don’t make the list which are Hamel, Mo, Francis, Pennington, Bianchi, Beer, Yoshi, Carimi [3], Fort-Worth, Monitor, Culman-Kaiser, Bronko and Wilson.
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Pancakes in a Season
Pancakes in a Season [Top 50] NEW SIM
1 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 29 | 140 Pancakes
2 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32 | 139 Pancakes
3 - Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 138 Pancakes
3 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 34 | 138 Pancakes
3 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 34 | 138 Pancakes
6 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 31 | 136 Pancakes
6 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 35 | 136 Pancakes
6 – Benrimi T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 37 | 136 Pancakes
9 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 29 | 133 Pancakes
9 - Benrimi T'Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 34 | 133 Pancakes
11 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 29 | 132 Pancakes
11 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 132 Pancakes
13 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
17 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28 | 129 Pancakes
17 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 129 Pancakes
17 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 36 | 129 Pancakes
20 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28 | 128 Pancakes
20 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 30 | 128 Pancakes
22 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 127 Pancakes
22 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 33 | 127 Pancakes
22 - Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33 | 127 Pancakes
25 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 30 | 126 Pancakes
25 – J.T Kurbis | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 38 | 126 Pancakes
27 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30 | 124 Pancakes
27 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 32 | 124 Pancakes
27 – Panda McKyle | San Jose Sabercats | Season 37 | 124 Pancakes
30 - Bob Roberts | New York Silverbacks | Season 34 | 123 Pancakes
30 – Swantavius Payne | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 37 | 123 Pancakes
32 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
32 – Greedy Sly | Colorado Yeti | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
32 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 | 122 Pancakes
32 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 31 | 122 Pancakes
32 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 38 | 122 Pancakes
37 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 33 | 120 Pancakes
37 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 35 | 120 Pancakes
37 – J.T Kubris | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 37 | 120 Pancakes
40 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 119 Pancakes
40 - Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 33 | 119 Pancakes
40 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 37 | 119 Pancakes
40 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Chicago Butchers | Season 38 | 119 Pancakes
44 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
44 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
44 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 118 Pancakes
44 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 118 Pancakes
48 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 117 Pancakes
48 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 28 | 117 Pancakes
48 – Pepelegs Johnson | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 117 Pancakes
48 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 37 | 117 Pancakes
Notes
- There is now no more ‘Combined Sims’ table for this statistic as the top 40 seasons are all in the New Sim so there is no point putting it up there twice, its just the same thing over and over. Your welcome media graders.
- To qualify for this list, a player now needs at least 117 pancakes, up from 116 last season and 114 the previous one before that.
- There are 3 Seasons from Season 37 that qualified for this list. These belong to Kurbis, Jones and AwardsSystemIsBad.
- We now lose 4 season of 116 from the list, 2 of these belonged to Jaja Ding Dong and the other 2 belonged to Dallas Fort-Worth
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Sacks Allowed in a Career
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10] BOTH SIMS
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-32 | 38 Sacks Allowed
2 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 31-37 | 37 Sacks Allowed
3 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 34 Sacks Allowed
4 -– Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 26 -33 | 33 Sacks Allowed
4 – Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-37 | 33 Sacks Allowed
6 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua, New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-33 | 31 Sacks Allowed
6 - Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-34 | 31 Sacks Allowed
8 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
9 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 28 Sacks Allowed
9 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31-> | 28 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster remains at the top of the list.
- Michael Carimi and Paul Monitor have entered this list from outside the top 10 to jump in at 3rd and 9th respectively.
- Bernie Sanders and Beeg Beeg Yoshi are just off this list on 24 Sacks Allowed, the highest active players not on this list.
- Finally we say goodbye to some early season offensive lineman who drop off this list in Bender Rodrigues and Vincent Sharpei Jr, both were offensive lineman in the first 3 seasons of the league and both allowed 27 sacks in their career.
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 30] New Sim
1 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 31-37 | 37 Sacks Allowed
2 - Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 34 Sacks Allowed
3 - Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-37 | 33 Sacks Allowed
4 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-34 | 30 Sacks Allowed
5 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 33-> | 28 Sacks Allowed
6 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-33 | 27 Sacks Allowed
7 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-31 | 25 Sacks Allowed
8 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-33 | 24 Sacks Allowed
8 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 31-35 | 24 Sacks Allowed
8 – Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads, Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34-> | 24 Sacks Allowed
8 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 24 Sacks Allowed
12 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 21 Sacks Allowed
13 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-35| 20 Sacks Allowed
14 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32-> | 19 Sacks Allowed
15 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 17 Sacks Allowed
16 - Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
17 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 30-33 | 15 Sacks Allowed
18 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 35-> | 13 Sacks Allowed
18 – J.T Kurbis | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 36-> | 13 Sacks Allowed
20 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 12 Sacks Allowed
20 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
20 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
20 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 12 Sacks Allowed
20 - Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
25 – James Gath | Chicago Butchers | Season 28-31 | 11 Sacks Allowed
25 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-33 | 11 Sacks Allowed
25 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
25 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Baltimore Hawks, Chicago Butchers | Season 33-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
25 – Mauler Panda | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
30 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
30 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
30 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-33 | 10 Sacks Allowed
30 – Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-33| 10 Sacks Allowed
30 – D’Nickashaw Mangoldson | Arizona Outlaws | Season 34-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
30 – Dane Johnson Jr | San Jose Sabercats | Season 35-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- The qualification for this table has remained steady at 10.
- Big rises from Paul Monitor and Michael Carimi who are now 5th and 2nd respectively.
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Pancakes in a Career
Pancakes in a Career [Top 20] – BOTH SIMS
1 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 22-34 | 1339 Pancakes
2 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 1284 Pancakes
3 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 1148 Pancakes
4 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25-34 | 956 Pancakes
5 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 26-35 | 907 Pancakes
6 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-34 | 887 Pancakes
7 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-34 | 884 Pancakes
8 - Manhattan Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 875 Pancakes
9 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-31 | 825 Pancakes
10 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 22-32 | 819 Pancakes
11 – Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 815 Pancakes
12– Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 772 Pancakes
13 – Beniri T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 32-> | 764 Pancakes
14 – Givusafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19-29 | 747 Pancakes
15 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-32 | 735 Pancakes
16 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-30 | 717 Pancakes
17 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23-30 | 708 Pancakes
18 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 611 Pancakes
19 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 26-33 | 602 Pancakes
20 - Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 600 Pancakes
Notes
- Some movement around the 10 to 15 range with Manhattan Project going from 10th to 8th, Bernie Sanders from 13th to 11 and Beniri T’Chawama moving up from 17th to 13th.
- The qualification mark for this list has risen from 571 pancakes last season to 600 pancakes now. It will continually rise as more and more Offensive Lineman join and leave.
- Keane Lover joins this list at the expense of Ananda Adyan
Pancakes in a Career [Top 30] NEW SIM
1 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 1284 Pancakes
2 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 1148 Pancakes
3 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-34 | 938 Pancakes
4 - Manhatten Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 875 Pancakes
5 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-34 | 834 Pancakes
6 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-34 | 815 Pancakes
6 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 815 Pancakes
8 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-34 | 814 Pancakes
9 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-34 | 793 Pancakes
10 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 772 Pancakes
11 – Beniri T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 32-> | 764 Pancakes
12 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 611 Pancakes
13 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 600 Pancakes
14 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Baltimore Hawks, Chicago Butchers | Season 33-> | 580 Pancakes
15 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32-> | 560 Pancakes
16 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers, Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-32 | 553 Pancakes
17 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-32 | 522 Pancakes
18 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 27-33 | 520 Pancakes
19 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-32 | 504 Pancakes
20 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 500 Pancakes
21 – Zoltan | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 32-> | 499 Pancakes
22 - Bob Roberts | New York Silverbacks | Season 30-35 | 495 Pancakes
23 - Maiteers Rico-Shea | Orange County Otters | Season 29-35 | 492 Pancakes
24 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27-30 | 487 Pancakes
25 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31-> | 468 Pancakes
26 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-31 | 455 Pancakes
26 - Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-34 | 455 Pancakes
28 – Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 29-> | 450 Pancakes
29 - Cheese Farley | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 30-35 | 427 Pancakes
30 – Swantavius Payne | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 35-> | 419 pancakes
Notes
- Stumpy Jones retains the lead.
- To make this list, players now need 419 pancakes, up from 390 the previous season.
- Swantavius Payne and Paul Monitor have joined the list. Madison Beer, Simon Tremblay and Joey Marston have fallen off the list.
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Current Human Lineman Statistics:
Jaja Ding Dong: 1148 Pancakes, 21 Sacks Allowed
Stumpy Jones: 1284 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Manhattan Project: 875 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bernie Sanders: 815 Pancakes, 24 Sacks Allowed
Keane Lover: 611 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Beniri T'Chawama: 764 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Marquees Acho Jr: 560 Pancakes, 19 Sack Allowed
Michael Carimi: 500 Pancakes, 34 Sacks Allowed
Zoltan: 499 Pancakes, 9 Sack Allowed
Paul Monitor: 468 Pancakes, 28 Sacks Allowed
Theo AwardsSystemIsBad:: 580 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Mauler Panda: 366 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Beeg Beeg Yoshi: 339 Pancakes, 24 Sacks Allowed
D'Nickashaw Mangoldson: 388 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser: 325 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Swantavius Payne: 419 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
A Kicker: 159 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Dane Johnson Jr.: 290 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
J.T. Kurbis: 349 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Jimmy Holding: 140 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Larry Jenkins: 36 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Dennis Rodman: 126 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Stewart Hellraiser: 161 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Pilot RedSun: 95 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Brandon Mason: 58 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Pan Cakes: 63 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Donatello McTurtle: 46 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Dusty Wilson: 61 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed
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Sacks Allowed in a Season
Sacks Allowed in a Season [Top 10] Combined Sims
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
3 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
5 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
5 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
5 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
8 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- No changes to the top 10 in this list. The worst season was Paul Monitor who allowed 10 sacks.
Sacks allowed in a season [Top 20] NEW SIM
1 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
2 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
3 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 38 | 10 Sacks Allowed
4 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
4 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 37 | 9 Sacks Allowed
6 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 - Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 - Brent Silva | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Madison Beer | New Orleans Second Line | Season 35 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads | Season 37 | 8 Sacks Allowed
6 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 38 | 8 Sacks Allowed
15 – Douglas Quail | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 - Chevy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 - Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 - Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 - Madison Beer | New Orleans Second Line | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
15 – Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 38 | 7 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- To qualify for this list, it now requires 7 sacks allowed. This has changed from 6 seasons on the prior list.
- 3 Seasons from S38 are now on this list, these being Paul Monitor’s 10, Michael Carimi’s 8 and Bernie Sanders 7.
- There are 15 6 Sack Seasons which now don’t make the list which are Hamel, Mo, Francis, Pennington, Bianchi, Beer, Yoshi, Carimi [3], Fort-Worth, Monitor, Culman-Kaiser, Bronko and Wilson.
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Pancakes in a Season
Pancakes in a Season [Top 50] NEW SIM
1 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 29 | 140 Pancakes
2 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32 | 139 Pancakes
3 - Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 138 Pancakes
3 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 34 | 138 Pancakes
3 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 34 | 138 Pancakes
6 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 31 | 136 Pancakes
6 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 35 | 136 Pancakes
6 – Benrimi T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 37 | 136 Pancakes
9 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 29 | 133 Pancakes
9 - Benrimi T'Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 34 | 133 Pancakes
11 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 29 | 132 Pancakes
11 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 132 Pancakes
13 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
17 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28 | 129 Pancakes
17 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 129 Pancakes
17 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 36 | 129 Pancakes
20 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28 | 128 Pancakes
20 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 30 | 128 Pancakes
22 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 127 Pancakes
22 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 33 | 127 Pancakes
22 - Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33 | 127 Pancakes
25 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 30 | 126 Pancakes
25 – J.T Kurbis | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 38 | 126 Pancakes
27 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30 | 124 Pancakes
27 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 32 | 124 Pancakes
27 – Panda McKyle | San Jose Sabercats | Season 37 | 124 Pancakes
30 - Bob Roberts | New York Silverbacks | Season 34 | 123 Pancakes
30 – Swantavius Payne | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 37 | 123 Pancakes
32 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
32 – Greedy Sly | Colorado Yeti | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
32 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 | 122 Pancakes
32 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 31 | 122 Pancakes
32 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 38 | 122 Pancakes
37 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 33 | 120 Pancakes
37 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 35 | 120 Pancakes
37 – J.T Kubris | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 37 | 120 Pancakes
40 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 119 Pancakes
40 - Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 33 | 119 Pancakes
40 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 37 | 119 Pancakes
40 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Chicago Butchers | Season 38 | 119 Pancakes
44 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
44 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
44 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 118 Pancakes
44 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 118 Pancakes
48 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 117 Pancakes
48 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 28 | 117 Pancakes
48 – Pepelegs Johnson | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 117 Pancakes
48 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 37 | 117 Pancakes
Notes
- There is now no more ‘Combined Sims’ table for this statistic as the top 40 seasons are all in the New Sim so there is no point putting it up there twice, its just the same thing over and over. Your welcome media graders.
- To qualify for this list, a player now needs at least 117 pancakes, up from 116 last season and 114 the previous one before that.
- There are 3 Seasons from Season 37 that qualified for this list. These belong to Kurbis, Jones and AwardsSystemIsBad.
- We now lose 4 season of 116 from the list, 2 of these belonged to Jaja Ding Dong and the other 2 belonged to Dallas Fort-Worth
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Sacks Allowed in a Career
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10] BOTH SIMS
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-32 | 38 Sacks Allowed
2 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 31-37 | 37 Sacks Allowed
3 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 34 Sacks Allowed
4 -– Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 26 -33 | 33 Sacks Allowed
4 – Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-37 | 33 Sacks Allowed
6 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua, New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-33 | 31 Sacks Allowed
6 - Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-34 | 31 Sacks Allowed
8 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
9 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 28 Sacks Allowed
9 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31-> | 28 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster remains at the top of the list.
- Michael Carimi and Paul Monitor have entered this list from outside the top 10 to jump in at 3rd and 9th respectively.
- Bernie Sanders and Beeg Beeg Yoshi are just off this list on 24 Sacks Allowed, the highest active players not on this list.
- Finally we say goodbye to some early season offensive lineman who drop off this list in Bender Rodrigues and Vincent Sharpei Jr, both were offensive lineman in the first 3 seasons of the league and both allowed 27 sacks in their career.
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 30] New Sim
1 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 31-37 | 37 Sacks Allowed
2 - Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 34 Sacks Allowed
3 - Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-37 | 33 Sacks Allowed
4 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-34 | 30 Sacks Allowed
5 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 33-> | 28 Sacks Allowed
6 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-33 | 27 Sacks Allowed
7 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-31 | 25 Sacks Allowed
8 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-33 | 24 Sacks Allowed
8 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 31-35 | 24 Sacks Allowed
8 – Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads, Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34-> | 24 Sacks Allowed
8 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 24 Sacks Allowed
12 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 21 Sacks Allowed
13 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-35| 20 Sacks Allowed
14 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32-> | 19 Sacks Allowed
15 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 17 Sacks Allowed
16 - Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
17 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 30-33 | 15 Sacks Allowed
18 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 35-> | 13 Sacks Allowed
18 – J.T Kurbis | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 36-> | 13 Sacks Allowed
20 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 12 Sacks Allowed
20 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
20 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
20 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 12 Sacks Allowed
20 - Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
25 – James Gath | Chicago Butchers | Season 28-31 | 11 Sacks Allowed
25 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-33 | 11 Sacks Allowed
25 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
25 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Baltimore Hawks, Chicago Butchers | Season 33-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
25 – Mauler Panda | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
30 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
30 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
30 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-33 | 10 Sacks Allowed
30 – Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-33| 10 Sacks Allowed
30 – D’Nickashaw Mangoldson | Arizona Outlaws | Season 34-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
30 – Dane Johnson Jr | San Jose Sabercats | Season 35-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- The qualification for this table has remained steady at 10.
- Big rises from Paul Monitor and Michael Carimi who are now 5th and 2nd respectively.
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Pancakes in a Career
Pancakes in a Career [Top 20] – BOTH SIMS
1 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 22-34 | 1339 Pancakes
2 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 1284 Pancakes
3 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 1148 Pancakes
4 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25-34 | 956 Pancakes
5 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 26-35 | 907 Pancakes
6 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-34 | 887 Pancakes
7 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-34 | 884 Pancakes
8 - Manhattan Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 875 Pancakes
9 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-31 | 825 Pancakes
10 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 22-32 | 819 Pancakes
11 – Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 815 Pancakes
12– Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 772 Pancakes
13 – Beniri T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 32-> | 764 Pancakes
14 – Givusafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19-29 | 747 Pancakes
15 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-32 | 735 Pancakes
16 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-30 | 717 Pancakes
17 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23-30 | 708 Pancakes
18 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 611 Pancakes
19 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 26-33 | 602 Pancakes
20 - Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 600 Pancakes
Notes
- Some movement around the 10 to 15 range with Manhattan Project going from 10th to 8th, Bernie Sanders from 13th to 11 and Beniri T’Chawama moving up from 17th to 13th.
- The qualification mark for this list has risen from 571 pancakes last season to 600 pancakes now. It will continually rise as more and more Offensive Lineman join and leave.
- Keane Lover joins this list at the expense of Ananda Adyan
Pancakes in a Career [Top 30] NEW SIM
1 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 1284 Pancakes
2 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 1148 Pancakes
3 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-34 | 938 Pancakes
4 - Manhatten Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 875 Pancakes
5 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-34 | 834 Pancakes
6 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-34 | 815 Pancakes
6 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 815 Pancakes
8 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-34 | 814 Pancakes
9 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-34 | 793 Pancakes
10 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 772 Pancakes
11 – Beniri T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 32-> | 764 Pancakes
12 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 611 Pancakes
13 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 600 Pancakes
14 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Baltimore Hawks, Chicago Butchers | Season 33-> | 580 Pancakes
15 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32-> | 560 Pancakes
16 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers, Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-32 | 553 Pancakes
17 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-32 | 522 Pancakes
18 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 27-33 | 520 Pancakes
19 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-32 | 504 Pancakes
20 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 500 Pancakes
21 – Zoltan | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 32-> | 499 Pancakes
22 - Bob Roberts | New York Silverbacks | Season 30-35 | 495 Pancakes
23 - Maiteers Rico-Shea | Orange County Otters | Season 29-35 | 492 Pancakes
24 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27-30 | 487 Pancakes
25 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31-> | 468 Pancakes
26 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-31 | 455 Pancakes
26 - Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-34 | 455 Pancakes
28 – Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 29-> | 450 Pancakes
29 - Cheese Farley | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 30-35 | 427 Pancakes
30 – Swantavius Payne | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 35-> | 419 pancakes
Notes
- Stumpy Jones retains the lead.
- To make this list, players now need 419 pancakes, up from 390 the previous season.
- Swantavius Payne and Paul Monitor have joined the list. Madison Beer, Simon Tremblay and Joey Marston have fallen off the list.
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Current Human Lineman Statistics:
Jaja Ding Dong: 1148 Pancakes, 21 Sacks Allowed
Stumpy Jones: 1284 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Manhattan Project: 875 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bernie Sanders: 815 Pancakes, 24 Sacks Allowed
Keane Lover: 611 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Beniri T'Chawama: 764 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Marquees Acho Jr: 560 Pancakes, 19 Sack Allowed
Michael Carimi: 500 Pancakes, 34 Sacks Allowed
Zoltan: 499 Pancakes, 9 Sack Allowed
Paul Monitor: 468 Pancakes, 28 Sacks Allowed
Theo AwardsSystemIsBad:: 580 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Mauler Panda: 366 Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Beeg Beeg Yoshi: 339 Pancakes, 24 Sacks Allowed
D'Nickashaw Mangoldson: 388 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser: 325 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Swantavius Payne: 419 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
A Kicker: 159 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Dane Johnson Jr.: 290 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
J.T. Kurbis: 349 Pancakes, 13 Sacks Allowed
Jimmy Holding: 140 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Larry Jenkins: 36 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Dennis Rodman: 126 Pancakes, 1 Sacks Allowed
Stewart Hellraiser: 161 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Pilot RedSun: 95 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Brandon Mason: 58 Pancakes, 3 Sacks Allowed
Pan Cakes: 63 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Donatello McTurtle: 46 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Dusty Wilson: 61 Pancakes, 6 Sacks Allowed