What gift to get for this christmas event? Well I can't think of a better gift to get anyone than @Crunk than the gift of a PBE championship before his next player dies. Oh wait, wrong league - well lets go with the gift of an amazing team mate to play with from next season forward when the Outlaws draft young DT prospect Tywrell to their squad to make them that much more effective on the defensive side of the ball. Will he shatter earning records for TPE and vault himself into the top 10 picks conversation - ah heck nah but he will consistently earn as long as we have cross league PTs being accepted and Twitter isn't shut down by Elon Musk due to his man baby tantrums. Who knows - maybe the #ISFLsim picks up "Left wing" sympathizer and we are cancelled as well. Hopefully Santa can be nice to us all and keeps giving us what we need to survive in this harsh ISFL world.
I hate Christmas, but it is easy to pick out gifts for people that you have known almost your whole life. For Joe Reed, the perfect gift for him would be a robot that automatically picks weight from the racks and places them onto the bar so he doesn't have to manually do it. This makes for more efficient use of time when setting up your workouts for squats, bench press, curls, hang cleans, and deadlifts. Less time needing to set up equals more time pushing weight, which is all Joe Reed wants to do! For Brandon Mason, I can't think of a better gift than a Pancake Decorating gift set. Nothing makes Brandon happier than serving up pancakes on the gridiron, but he also enjoys serving them up with a smile at the breakfast table. With the decorator, he can serve them up to his friends and family with their favorite ISFL and DSFL logos. Bon Appétit! (157 words)
This year, in the spirit of the holidays, I have decided to give a gift to one of the most infamous players in the league, @negs. No one is more generous (to team defenses) than a Negs-piloted QB, and it's about time that the CB community gave back. He also was kind enough to gift me some free TPE in fantasy football this year, drafting himself a squad that all of us could easily beat. And while they don't make prescription glasses strong enough to help him differentiate between which uniform the other players on the field might be wearing, I can help him out by getting him a set of premium Cutco knives! After all, when you stab your coaches and receivers in the back as often as Negs does, you're going to burn through some stainless steel. It is my hope that with Cutco's industry leading standards and warrantees, Negs will keep on shanking his way through the league for years to come.
Prompt Wrote:It's the start of a brand new season and your player finally has no relevance to the PT! Huzzah! Instead, Big Christmas has rolled around once again and demanded that for this PT, you must pick a user (or a group of users) and talk about what sort of perfect present you'd get them for the holiday season and why. And well, if you really wanna talk about your player and other players instead of users, you can do that too. Clearly, the best possible gift to give in these days of Big Christmas is an excessively large bonus to every member of the Austin team. As it is now, users on the team have to spend at least dozens of minutes doing things like "creating art," "writing media," or "league jobs critical for the continuance of the ISFL." A giant cash bonus will unshackle the team's users and let us them do much more valuable things with the team like complaining about the sim and how we got unlucky again. But, seeing as there are inconvenient things like "rules" preventing that, I think instead a great gift would be a Copperheads-branded cup. I'm personally thinking a pint glass would be great, but seeing as we are in the depths of winter I could see that maybe it'd be better to get a coffee mug instead. Or, maybe a pint glass with the normal logo and the coffee mug with the Christmas hat wearing snake? Either way, I believe that sharing a toast in the new branded containers would be a great way to have fun as a team despite being (mostly) physically distant from each other. Draft Steal (retired S35 CB) - Profile/Update | Wiki Troen Egghands (retired S22 DE) - Profile | Update | Wiki
gift exhange time in capetown so we'll be giving gifts to all different players, but first lets start with the GMs.
Negs- he gets a new paper bag to breathe into during the fourth quarter Lucid- he will get a new microphone to make announcements with Now onto some players Singh- the new QB in capetown has a nice ring to it, he will get a set of smelling salts to hopefully breathe new life into his IA corpse. JHM- the capetown crusader will be getting a fresh pair of cleats Derrick Price- some new cologne Escanor- He will be getting a new prop to play with whenever he scores a big toughdown American Boot- Boot will be getting a fresh slate of discord movies to distibute to his fans Christian Marciano- a new smoker Doc Fireball- the doctor has some new patients, aka ISFL quarterback plushies to practice his sacks on for when he diagnoses their passing game Code: 159 words The Riddler New York Sliverbacks Dallas Birddongs Former Players Dominos Pizzaman S30-S40 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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