Where Bender comes from, the Xmas season can be a very dangerous time. With the Santabot on the prowl looking to kill everyone who is on the naughty list, Bender has decided to gift his teammates weapons to defend themselves against the evil jolly machine. Plus these weapons can be used during the games to give the Otters the edge they so desperately need. Here are a few examples of those gifts:
- Anton Bruckner - Knowing Bruckner's love of classical music, Bender got him a violin that doubles as a sniper. Santabot won't get close to Anton, nor will opposing defenses get near the endzone, with this weapon in his arsenal.
- President Camacho - Yeah the M249 saw was a cool machine gun in the 80s when it came out but it's time for an upgrade. How about a SIG LMG X250. Camacho will have an easier time mowing through defenses with this baby in his hand.
- Rean Schwarzer - Swords are nice when defending yourself against other sword-wielders but modern problem call for modern solution. Rean seems to be a fan of traditional weapons so Bender gifted him a weapon that has been battle tested and is know to be tried and true. Rean, enjoy you new RPG. Blow up some runningbacks for us
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