(S39) PT #3 - Motivational Speech

[FootballIsCool]

As the season progresses, teams are hitting strides (or missing strides) depending on the success of the field! Make a motivational speech to try and get your teammates or your player's teammates fired up for the rest of the season.

I tell my teammates an story to get them rowdy and jovial.
I’m a professional Football player player. I show up to the middle school down the street. "These fuckin plebs have no idea what's coming," I say to myself. I don my best wig. It fits just right. "LMAO these little shits have no clue. I'm fuckin invisible to the system." XD i whisper, xd. I make my way to the court. I know no one is going to check. "ROFL these little turds still haven't figured it out." I’m literally jumping over people 360 windmill dunking. "They don't stand a god damn chance," I say, fully erect. Game is over before the opponents reach 6 points; I'm just that good. As we shake hands and exchange good games, I overhear a little scrub complaining something along the lines of, "this is not fair, even a blind dead cat could tell that's Stumpy Jones. Why does this game count? Why do my stats count?? His wig looks like Trash." I yell over to him, "Get good you little runt! Or maybe smurf down at the YMCA across the street if you wanna win!" LMAO. Another successful win, another successful smurf. "God damn it feels good today. Thank god Football switched to Valve's system. Thank god." I make my way to the next middle school. Today is going to be a phenomenal day.

[H0PPY75]

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[AK41]

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[moonlight]

The Dallas Birddogs are currently leading their division, but there is a long way to go. There were rumors in media circles that the Birddogs had lost focus after their great start. When the head coach was asked about these rumor's, he didn't dispel them. In fact, he confirmed them. The Head Coach stated that he was very disappointed that locker room leaders like Alita Battle Angel hadn't put their foot down and kept the focus in the locker room. The problem for Alita is that she's not a typical leader who leads with inspiring words. She leads through action in her own sort of silent way. But she did feel the need to speak up. After practice she gathered the team around and gave a very short simple speech: "Hey fellas, we've had a good run so far. But never forget the ultimate goal; the DSFL Ultimini trophy. There's one thing we need to remember to achieve that goal; laser focus. Let's stay laser focused on our ultimate goal".

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[ReverendOReily]

Lads, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. We are one game shy of the season's halfway point, and while we are playing some pretty decent football, we have absolutely nothing to show for it as of right now. 7 wins in a row is an excellent start to the season, but it will not mean a thing if we can't keep it up and finish the season just as strong as we've started it. Yellowknife, as we all know, is a city that lives and breathes football. The great citizens of Yellowknife, both human and moose, deserve a championship, and we are just the team to hunt it down and bring it to them. I, Kumquat Archipelago, hereby make a pledge to my teammates to do everything in my citrusy power to instill what is oft referred to as "that dawg" in any of my fellow Wraiths who may need a little pickmeup. On the field and off, Kumquat's got your back. Let's finish this season out strong and win ourselves a championship Wraiths!

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[Nathan]

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[jeffie43]

After a very disappointing start for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, Money Tolliver understands that his teammates might be feeling down and not really upto task when it comes to beating teams that are coming into the field to face them. The team has been in a really tough spot due to them being in a rebuilding scenario after winning it all a couple of seasons ago but as one of the more vocal players in the locker room he knows and understands that it is one of his responsibilities to get the team all together and ready to fight and battle till the end because nobody wants to have a full season without any wins. The team had already gone one season without any and managed to secure some high draft picks like himself but another season where the team was not prepared to play to their capabilities every week would be damaging to everyone involved. So he would bring up BBB's past successes and how the team can rebound. He would get the team to believe once more in the coaches and their teammates around them and get ready to fight in order to make the playoffs

[bigbluex02]

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