01-10-2023, 04:51 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-10-2023, 04:52 PM by .HoshinoIchika. Edited 1 time in total.)
Staying hydrated is important in games, and for a long stretch, the Honolulu Hahalua forgot to bring drinks to the games and therefor refused to show up and play. They were tanking, but forget to bring the actual water tank to the pitch. So in order to give winning another chance, they decided to take a new "brand" with them. "Tap Water". Why waste millions of dollars in buying fancy brands that only get you more thirsty, when we have free water from the tap. The game versus the Cape Town Crash was the first one the Hahalua brought this new ticket and it paid of wonders, for the first time in (trust me, I lost count) many games, the Hahalua walked of the pitch with a win. So, say no to big corporation drinks like gaterade and bring tap water. It's a guarantee for success. After 1 game of this tactic, it's a 100 % winning rate, sample size means nothing right?
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Me: *goes through my normal catching drills in practice*
Gunther: "Florida, a word with you?" Me: "Yea, Walter? What's up?" Gunther: "I accidentally drank some of your Gatorade and it tasted very strange, I believe your drink may have expired or something to that effect." Me: "Really? *takes a swig of it* Seems like my normal Nattie-ade to me. Gunther: "Nattie-ade?" Me: "Yea, it's basically half Gatorade, half Nattie Light, quarter Old Milwaukee. My own personal recipe. Keeps me nice and loose, and hydrated at the same time." Gunther: *sigh* "You do know that alcohol dehydrates you, correct? You're providing yourself zero benefits from that concoction." Me: "That's a common misconception, my doctor even told me it was a good idea, and he ain't never steered me wrong." Gunther: "A real doctor actually approves of this?" Me: "Define real." Gunther: "Florida, who told you that?" Me: "My uncle Ernie?" Gunther: *chops me into next Saturday* Me: "...good talk, Walty. Catch ya later. Ow, my everything."
It's really important to stay hydrated through all the day in Arizona desert. High temperature is an additional trial that is coupled with the physicality of football game. Luckily, Arizona Outlaws, have the great home state drink to counter it. I'm talking about the world famous Arizona Ice Tea! it's made from green tea with some honey for that glucose and ginseng extract for additional health benefits. And of course a lot of water. But that's just the base and of course it can include a wide range of additions for flavor and taste. It's so popular that Arizona Outlaws sell branded Arizona Outlaws Ice Tea trough all the state. And of course it wouldn't be the real Outlaws drink without some alcohol in it. Add your preferred spirits, whether it's rum, whiskey or vodka to make it even better. Let's check some reviews of Arizona stadium visitors:
"Arizona Ice tea is one of those classic drinks that you can never get enough of" "I loooove them!!! Especially watermelon one! And green tea. They are so rich in taste" "I absolutely love Arizona Ice Tea, it's so refreshing and tastes great. It is perfect in the summertime when I want a cold drink." |
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