(S39) PT #5 - Going Hollywood

[lespoils]

Pan Cakes has always felt like it would be a truly fun experience to be the star of a movie and get recognition for something else than being a thick stack of pancaking pancakes in the world of football. However there is one major issue with this plan: the fact remains that Pan Cakes is indeed a stack of pancakes. This obviously prevents Pan Cakes from playing most of the "traditionnal" "humans" roles. There is a limit to what special effects can do, and making a huge stack of pancakes look like a human being would be a tough challenge and very expensive. There were some offers for voice acting to star in some cartoons and animated movies, but Pan Cakes denied them as it would be less of an experience and the recognition wouldn't be the same. Maybe some day the world will be ready for a movie starring a huge stack of pancakes kicking butts or exploring the wilderness, but until then Pan Cakes will keep to football.

[sathona]

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[zaynzk]

With His career over, Bob Roberts was given an opertuniy to play a role in a new film about New York. He played gangster "Big Rob" and he was able to convey the duality of mob life between him being a family man and having normal american stress of family. With him dealing with issues with his mother daughter wife and sons and at the same time dealing with a growing hositlity between the two big mob familes in the city of new york. The Film was universily panned by critics with oen reviewer saying "stick too football you fat fuck." and another critic saying "this is me Deadly Memes, and i only watched this movie to make fun of Bob Roberts" roberts has decided to retire after this failure of an acting debut and i think that it is something that it was a huge issue that was we wont get into. Roberts has returned to his pizza place.

[MrGoat1246]

When (not if) Hollywood comes calling for Gucci Gurley, he will take the film world by storm. The movie would certainly be a high-budget action with Gucci Gurley being the hero of course. He would bring a long a few celebrities (he's always wanted to work with The Rock) but most of the cast would be teammates. CMC's Burner certainly comes to mind when thinking of ISFL players to co-star in this future Oscar winning motion picture. Now, Gucci Gurley has always been a bit of a daredevil, so he would not be needing a stunt double. However, if the scriptwriters get too crazy and a serious injury is not just likely but probable, in that case , a stunt double would be demanded. Gurley will always know his priorities, and while making a movie is fun, football is where it's at career wise. Can't let down my teammates for the Luchas and my future teammates in AZ!

[Hydrium]

Big McLarge Huge finds himself staring at a contract for a movie deal, not just any movie deal but a sci-fi movie deal. He would be staring as Dayton Kryder, a shuttle pilot aboard the generation ship Northern Moon that is currently underway to colonize new worlds. The ship has been underway for over 10 generations, entire family lines have lived and died without knowing the feel of blessed terra firma under their feet. This has upset some of the passengers who have big goals to hijack the ship and see their seemingly endless voyage come to a close and it is up to our hero and a ragtag band of ship workers to put an end to this threat. Does our hero possess the temerity and skill to foil the evildoers plot or will he succumb to temptation, yearning for respite from the cold harsh realities of space? Only time will tell in Space Rebellion!

[Ephenssta]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE would star in a movie about a spelling bee. It seems only natural, since he is named after a letter. Obviously Eeeeeeee is not a child any more, so unless the movie will be about an adult spelling bee. Maybe it will feature the entire Yeti team compete. This seems best suited for a comedy, so it will have to be written by a team of funny people. Surely we can find a few to make this thing work, though. The movie will feature players studying after practice and maybe even quizzing each other during commercial breaks on the sidelines. There will, of course, be bets about the outcome. I think people will be surprised by someo f the disparities. Some players who you might not expect to be great spellers could really shock you, and some other may fall well short of the expectations the fans have for them. I think it could be a good time for this offseason.

[bjkman]

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[Aleris]

Oh boy the move deals certainly are "rolling" in for this chair. Get it, cause I have wheels (kekw). Anyway, Triple Options recent publicity of being a Pro Bowl fullback and succulent magazine photo piece has landed him as the villain in the latest Fast and Furious movie. 2 Fast 4 the Chair. It's the 15th movie of the franchise and unlike Marvel movies, no one is tired of watching Vin Diseal do stupid shit in cars. This time, Vin has to outrun the chair. And boy is this chair fast. Vin has to outrun it in cars, motorbikes, and even a Concord jet from the 90s. What will they think of next?? The early reviews already have Triple Option signed for the next one even though he apparently is supposed to die in the movie, but who doesn't love a good resurrection story line. Its always the best when someone you think is dead, isn't. Especially a villain. No one sees that coming. Imagine if the final scene of Lord of the Rings was Gollum pulling himself out of the lava with the Ring between his mouth (definitely not the ending of 2 Fast 4 the Chair).

[Void_DCXI]

Donte Darius has been asked to star in the feature film “Drink To Another Dimension”. It is a film which revolves around Donte Darius, who plays himself, going to a bar and taking a drink after getting drafted. However, he finds that the drink has taken him to a different dimension! In this dimension, Darius is a star chef at a Michelin starred restaurant, and his dishes are meaner than his hits on the field! Darius hates this job though, and is desperate to get back to his normal life. He goes back to the bar and tries to order the same drink that took him to this universe, but they’re all out. He can’t seem to find this exact drink anywhere, until an angel by the name of “zann” comes from the sky and gives him the drink, sending him back to the original dimension. Darius returns to being a football player and everyone lives happily ever after.