02-28-2023, 09:40 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-02-2023, 01:17 PM by Aneeqs. Edited 1 time in total.)
The Kansas City Coyotes DSFL Season is underway!!!
with a heartbreaking loss to the Royals 33-38, we start our season off with a loss.
In week 2 we face off against the sneks of Portland and we should clobber them 45-0.
In week 3, the grey ducks suit up against the yotes and fall victim to a pummeling of 21-3.
In week 4, the seawolves (who have the worst mascot) get ransacked and cruise home with a loss from a score of 31-24.
In week 5, the Bucs come into town and happily show why they will have another very high pick in next year's draft losing 35-15.
In week 6, Dallas makes the commute on the team bus only to get filleted up by a ravenous coyote defense and is beaten 24-7.
In week 7, the luchadores meet up with Kansas City and lose in a shootout, 30-31.
at this point, the Kansas City Coyotes are 6-1 at the midway point of the season and sitting at #1 in the DSFL.
In week 8, the Royals meet up again and suffer an avenging loss to Kansas City, 45-28
In week 9, the pythons are beaten again, 16-10
Week 10, the grey ducks fly into the coyotes and are almost successful on the back of a huge performance by LB, Albert Einstein but still come up short 17-7
Week 11, Norfolk sails away getting beat 21-10 and securing the season series of 0-2 against the yotes.
Week 12, Bondi Beach is ravaged by an attack of Coyotes@! they lose again (unsurprisingly) 27-14
In week 13, Dallas squares off and loses again to the Coyotes 45-35
In week 14, Tijuana provides some resistance to a dominant Kansas City team but comes up short 19-7.
This secures the Kansas City Coyotes first place in the DSFL playoffs and an already terrified league has no hope as they march towards their 3rd straight Ultimas championship!
with a heartbreaking loss to the Royals 33-38, we start our season off with a loss.
In week 2 we face off against the sneks of Portland and we should clobber them 45-0.
In week 3, the grey ducks suit up against the yotes and fall victim to a pummeling of 21-3.
In week 4, the seawolves (who have the worst mascot) get ransacked and cruise home with a loss from a score of 31-24.
In week 5, the Bucs come into town and happily show why they will have another very high pick in next year's draft losing 35-15.
In week 6, Dallas makes the commute on the team bus only to get filleted up by a ravenous coyote defense and is beaten 24-7.
In week 7, the luchadores meet up with Kansas City and lose in a shootout, 30-31.
at this point, the Kansas City Coyotes are 6-1 at the midway point of the season and sitting at #1 in the DSFL.
In week 8, the Royals meet up again and suffer an avenging loss to Kansas City, 45-28
In week 9, the pythons are beaten again, 16-10
Week 10, the grey ducks fly into the coyotes and are almost successful on the back of a huge performance by LB, Albert Einstein but still come up short 17-7
Week 11, Norfolk sails away getting beat 21-10 and securing the season series of 0-2 against the yotes.
Week 12, Bondi Beach is ravaged by an attack of Coyotes@! they lose again (unsurprisingly) 27-14
In week 13, Dallas squares off and loses again to the Coyotes 45-35
In week 14, Tijuana provides some resistance to a dominant Kansas City team but comes up short 19-7.
This secures the Kansas City Coyotes first place in the DSFL playoffs and an already terrified league has no hope as they march towards their 3rd straight Ultimas championship!