Big McLarge Huge has spent the season bulking up. Why? Because you don't get Big McLarge Huge by maintaining, you need to bulk and bulk only. Maintenace days are for small people and failures, the only thing that matters is getting big. Why? Because when you're Big McLarge Huge you are the unstoppable force, you are the immovable object, you are the deafening clap after lightning strikes. 13 Big Macs? Of course, it's in the name, Big Mac. We don't eat small Macs, but I digress I've gone off on a completely unassociated tangent.
Big McLarge Huge is continuing his weight gain journey to become the biggest of the Tight Ends, pancakes are for eating, he's here to turn defensive linemen into pudding and one day he will accomplish his goal, because to be big is easy but to be titantic is reserved only for the gods amongst men. We will eat.
Big McLarge Huge is continuing his weight gain journey to become the biggest of the Tight Ends, pancakes are for eating, he's here to turn defensive linemen into pudding and one day he will accomplish his goal, because to be big is easy but to be titantic is reserved only for the gods amongst men. We will eat.