03-25-2023, 01:28 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-29-2023, 02:51 AM by shanghai_kid. Edited 1 time in total.)
Well met, with the S40 in the DSFL coming to close I wanted to take a minute and talk about my teammates and why you should draft them. In no particular order lets get to it.
#8 Malik Brooks RB @AK41
Malik has been a great teammate super cool dude always down for some fun. We once to the dismay of the coaching staff had 4 full meals in one afternoon the day before a game because we had a little free time. I honestly didn't know someone could eat that many bread sticks and I know some dwarf that can EAT. That same afternoon we had to run from some sercuity guards cause someone had a little too much dairy and was causing a scene. It was a great time and there was no way they were catching Malik me on the other hand they may have caught but luckily they learned the hard way what I had for lunch and let me go. Also he is quitly having agreat season should have a 1k yard season on a team that is so pass heavy. Overall if you are looking for a running back in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#33 Burnt Toast TE @ToastCharger
Burnt is great, for sure the strong silent type. They once took me to the most amazing creamery. They ate 12 sticks of butter it was quite the feat. They also showed me the MOST delicous cheeses, we ate a whole 5lb. wheel of sharp cheddar. They are also just a hard worker being a TE in a receiving room like we have is rough but they make the most of it. Targets don't always come their way but when they do they make the most of it with a 9 yard average and a few TDs. Overall if you are looking for a tight end in the S41 draft you need to pick this person first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#17 Oliver Tolliver WR @Memento Mori
Next up Oliver one of our great leaders of our great passing attack. Oliver once made me join him for a work out as a get to know your teammate activity, I had never run so much in my life. We ran on the track, we ran on the bleachers, and we ran so many routes. I caught next to none but Oliver caught everything that went his way it was amazing. They best part was the meal we ate afterwards he said we needed some carbs and protein so we went and got a bunch of pizza and wings. Together we ate 2 extra large pizzas and about 40 wings between the two of us. When it comes to on the field He has had an amazing rookie campaign he should finish the season with nearly 50 catches and 700 yards, also already has 7 TDs. This all with sharing catches with 2 of the best WRs in the DSFL. Overall if you are looking for a receiver in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#13 Ivan Baldwin CB @MrNoPass
My first defensive teammate is Ivan who has been lockdown in our secondary. On our first day in the locker room Ivan made the mistake of picking a locker near mine which is located close to the kitchen and the bathroom but he has stuck with it. One morning after a work out he asked me if I wanted to join for some breakfast and never one to turn down food I went with him. What happened next you wouldn't believe Ivan ate a dozen egg south west omelet and 4 short stacks of pancakes. I could not keep up it was amazing. In the secondary he has been stout tons of tackles, passes defended, picks, even a couple forced fumbles and a sack. Needless to say all over the field. Overall if you are looking for a corner in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#55 DJ Maclean LB @Urq660
With DJ idk there is much I can even say that you all don't know but I'm gonna try. DJ is all about the business so when he invited me to go to dinner one night I jumped at the chance. We went to a very cool steak house. We both order huge steaks, mashed potatoes, and veggies. We also drink a few pitchers between the two of us. He also convinced me to try some rocky mountain oysters, I don't know what they were but they were gonna didn't taste like any seafood I'd ever had. Now on the field I think DJ is the best overall linebacker out there. He does it all. Top 10 in tackle and a bit of everything else he even has a pick and a good amount of passes defended. Overall if you are looking for a linebacker in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#88 Scruffy The Janitor DT @pazuzu
One of my favorite teammates is my D-line buddy Scruffy. I gotta admit my man Scruffy isn't much for words but one night he asked me if I wanted to help him clean up the locker room and me never wanting to turn down a chance to build a friendship said yes. Worst mistake that man made me clean every nock and cranny of the place. He even made me do my own laundry cause he said I should experience what its like to clean my undies my self. On the line the the man has been my rock always there stuffing a runner or taking blocks for the whole middle of the O-line. Overall if you are looking for a D-lineman in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#69 Amanda HugAndKiss FS @Quisvilius
One half of our dynamic duo in the way back is Amanda. One of the best nights I have had since I've been on the team was with Amanda they took me to this little dive bar called Moe's. We had our fill a brews we even had a few flaming Moe's. Towards the end of the night things got a little loose and Amanda was in a fight which was not either of our fault but needless to say we cleared the room and took off. It was quite the night. On the field what can I say they are out their getting tackles and defending passes might get less of the spot light but is an important part of the secondary. Overall if you are looking for a free safety in the S41 draft you need to pick them first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#24 Mary Marie SS @aeonsjenni
Last but certainly not least is the #1 overall pick in the DSFL draft Mary Marie. For our bonding day out Mary took me to bottomless mimosas and needless to say it was an experience. We got there when they opened and left when they made us leave. We drank our share and ate so many Hors D'oeuvres the place was worried we ate all their cheese for the coming week. Also Mary made me read some passages from a book she was reading while we were there.(I remember none of it but she tried.) Now on the field she is the leader and the brains of the operation. Plus she is out there doing it all tackles, picks, passes defended, sacks and a touchdown. Overall if you are looking for a strong safety in the S41 draft you need to pick her first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#74 Rolud Onyxgut DE (Written by Mary Marie)
I took some of the Bucs defense out for a massive meal at my favorite nearby restaurant. I was feeling generous so I said the mimosas were "bottomless" but I did not expect Onyxgut to drink so many! Every time I turned his way he was asking for another glass. I think I may go bankrupt. After a while I tried to show him the bill but he kept saying "what a strange book that is, Marie! I don't recognize it.", so I paid for everything myself. He somehow came into practice the next day with nary a wobble in his step, so I have to say I'm impressed. He's a great team player, though, and is really racking up the sacks this season with amazing consistency, so he easily qualifies as one of the top defensive ends of this massive draft class. Overall if you are looking for a D-End in the S41 draft you need to pick him first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
In closing all I have to say is that if you have some early picks you should pick one or more of of my teammates they are all awesome.
please give Aeonsjenni 10% of payout
#8 Malik Brooks RB @AK41
Malik has been a great teammate super cool dude always down for some fun. We once to the dismay of the coaching staff had 4 full meals in one afternoon the day before a game because we had a little free time. I honestly didn't know someone could eat that many bread sticks and I know some dwarf that can EAT. That same afternoon we had to run from some sercuity guards cause someone had a little too much dairy and was causing a scene. It was a great time and there was no way they were catching Malik me on the other hand they may have caught but luckily they learned the hard way what I had for lunch and let me go. Also he is quitly having agreat season should have a 1k yard season on a team that is so pass heavy. Overall if you are looking for a running back in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#33 Burnt Toast TE @ToastCharger
Burnt is great, for sure the strong silent type. They once took me to the most amazing creamery. They ate 12 sticks of butter it was quite the feat. They also showed me the MOST delicous cheeses, we ate a whole 5lb. wheel of sharp cheddar. They are also just a hard worker being a TE in a receiving room like we have is rough but they make the most of it. Targets don't always come their way but when they do they make the most of it with a 9 yard average and a few TDs. Overall if you are looking for a tight end in the S41 draft you need to pick this person first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#17 Oliver Tolliver WR @Memento Mori
Next up Oliver one of our great leaders of our great passing attack. Oliver once made me join him for a work out as a get to know your teammate activity, I had never run so much in my life. We ran on the track, we ran on the bleachers, and we ran so many routes. I caught next to none but Oliver caught everything that went his way it was amazing. They best part was the meal we ate afterwards he said we needed some carbs and protein so we went and got a bunch of pizza and wings. Together we ate 2 extra large pizzas and about 40 wings between the two of us. When it comes to on the field He has had an amazing rookie campaign he should finish the season with nearly 50 catches and 700 yards, also already has 7 TDs. This all with sharing catches with 2 of the best WRs in the DSFL. Overall if you are looking for a receiver in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#13 Ivan Baldwin CB @MrNoPass
My first defensive teammate is Ivan who has been lockdown in our secondary. On our first day in the locker room Ivan made the mistake of picking a locker near mine which is located close to the kitchen and the bathroom but he has stuck with it. One morning after a work out he asked me if I wanted to join for some breakfast and never one to turn down food I went with him. What happened next you wouldn't believe Ivan ate a dozen egg south west omelet and 4 short stacks of pancakes. I could not keep up it was amazing. In the secondary he has been stout tons of tackles, passes defended, picks, even a couple forced fumbles and a sack. Needless to say all over the field. Overall if you are looking for a corner in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#55 DJ Maclean LB @Urq660
With DJ idk there is much I can even say that you all don't know but I'm gonna try. DJ is all about the business so when he invited me to go to dinner one night I jumped at the chance. We went to a very cool steak house. We both order huge steaks, mashed potatoes, and veggies. We also drink a few pitchers between the two of us. He also convinced me to try some rocky mountain oysters, I don't know what they were but they were gonna didn't taste like any seafood I'd ever had. Now on the field I think DJ is the best overall linebacker out there. He does it all. Top 10 in tackle and a bit of everything else he even has a pick and a good amount of passes defended. Overall if you are looking for a linebacker in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#88 Scruffy The Janitor DT @pazuzu
One of my favorite teammates is my D-line buddy Scruffy. I gotta admit my man Scruffy isn't much for words but one night he asked me if I wanted to help him clean up the locker room and me never wanting to turn down a chance to build a friendship said yes. Worst mistake that man made me clean every nock and cranny of the place. He even made me do my own laundry cause he said I should experience what its like to clean my undies my self. On the line the the man has been my rock always there stuffing a runner or taking blocks for the whole middle of the O-line. Overall if you are looking for a D-lineman in the S41 draft you need to pick this guy first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#69 Amanda HugAndKiss FS @Quisvilius
One half of our dynamic duo in the way back is Amanda. One of the best nights I have had since I've been on the team was with Amanda they took me to this little dive bar called Moe's. We had our fill a brews we even had a few flaming Moe's. Towards the end of the night things got a little loose and Amanda was in a fight which was not either of our fault but needless to say we cleared the room and took off. It was quite the night. On the field what can I say they are out their getting tackles and defending passes might get less of the spot light but is an important part of the secondary. Overall if you are looking for a free safety in the S41 draft you need to pick them first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#24 Mary Marie SS @aeonsjenni
Last but certainly not least is the #1 overall pick in the DSFL draft Mary Marie. For our bonding day out Mary took me to bottomless mimosas and needless to say it was an experience. We got there when they opened and left when they made us leave. We drank our share and ate so many Hors D'oeuvres the place was worried we ate all their cheese for the coming week. Also Mary made me read some passages from a book she was reading while we were there.(I remember none of it but she tried.) Now on the field she is the leader and the brains of the operation. Plus she is out there doing it all tackles, picks, passes defended, sacks and a touchdown. Overall if you are looking for a strong safety in the S41 draft you need to pick her first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
#74 Rolud Onyxgut DE (Written by Mary Marie)
I took some of the Bucs defense out for a massive meal at my favorite nearby restaurant. I was feeling generous so I said the mimosas were "bottomless" but I did not expect Onyxgut to drink so many! Every time I turned his way he was asking for another glass. I think I may go bankrupt. After a while I tried to show him the bill but he kept saying "what a strange book that is, Marie! I don't recognize it.", so I paid for everything myself. He somehow came into practice the next day with nary a wobble in his step, so I have to say I'm impressed. He's a great team player, though, and is really racking up the sacks this season with amazing consistency, so he easily qualifies as one of the top defensive ends of this massive draft class. Overall if you are looking for a D-End in the S41 draft you need to pick him first you're gonna be sad if you pass them up.
In closing all I have to say is that if you have some early picks you should pick one or more of of my teammates they are all awesome.
please give Aeonsjenni 10% of payout