After a roller-coaster ride of his draft controversy to a mediocre season 2 showing and a mysterious disappearance, Gregor Clegane would like to take some time to answer the questions of the press.
I am not a quarterback. I am an offensive lineman. I don't know the first thing about throwing a football. Sure, I could throw one. I might even be able to throw it far. Maybe I could even get it within 10 feet of what I'm aiming at. But that's not what I do. I don't throw footballs. I throw defensive ends and linebackers. I throw them around like the 280lb ragdolls they are. I throw them like I throw away Outlaws cheerleaders when I'm done with them. Because I don't have time for their nonsense. And I don't have time for throwing footballs when there's real work to be done. In summation: I can throw a football over them mountains.
I am always ready to compete. I was in a worse place at the end of last season than I am now. My mind and body are one and are ready to do what I do best, take things and move them out of the way. Training is only part of the challenge. It is in your mind where you must truly train to defeat your greatest enemy, yourself. I learned much over the offseason on how to conquer my biggest enemy and how to focus on the path in front of me. Gregor Clegane is more ready than ever.
George Wright is a pillar of stability and ethic in the Orange County Otters. He will go down in history as one of the all time greats of the organization and the league. I am humbled to have the honor to play alongside someone who places the success of their team above their own personal goals so much as George Wright. He is a true champion.
Life is chaos. Football is chaos. There are no constants on which we can rely. The Otters will persevere because those who remain are the most steadfast. Mike Boss is an island in the pocket, unflinching in the face of pressure to deliver the ball. Robert Phelps and Bradley Westfield are forces of nature. Rivers who cannot be stopped, slowed, or diverted. Leroy Jenkins is an elephant charging into a pride of lions, scattering them like butterflies. Ian Bavitz is a tiger, stalking his prey unseen before striking. Dominick Verns is a cobra, luring his opponents into a false sense of security at a distance before attacking with blinding speed. Kronen is an eagle, soaring above the fray eyes ever present searching for the moment to dive in for the kill.
The rookies will face their trials. Some will fail. Some will rise. O'Sullivan will destroy all those in front of her. Her instinct and power will overwhelm the strongest, fastest, and smartest of opponents who attempt to enter her kingdom. Burnsman will move through the enemy like the shadow of a bird. Boom and Waters will be like the brothers of thunder and lightning, demanding the attention and respect of all those who attempt to stand in their way. Sims will be the kangaroo.....because he fucking kicks things.
(09-10-2017, 11:01 PM)runrunpasspunt Wrote:how far can you throw a football?
I am not a quarterback. I am an offensive lineman. I don't know the first thing about throwing a football. Sure, I could throw one. I might even be able to throw it far. Maybe I could even get it within 10 feet of what I'm aiming at. But that's not what I do. I don't throw footballs. I throw defensive ends and linebackers. I throw them around like the 280lb ragdolls they are. I throw them like I throw away Outlaws cheerleaders when I'm done with them. Because I don't have time for their nonsense. And I don't have time for throwing footballs when there's real work to be done. In summation: I can throw a football over them mountains.
(09-12-2017, 02:34 AM)Player1 Wrote:-How do your think your offseason has impacted your ability to prepare for S3? Do you feel you're in a better position to succeed nor or have you had to train even harder than before to catch up?
I am always ready to compete. I was in a worse place at the end of last season than I am now. My mind and body are one and are ready to do what I do best, take things and move them out of the way. Training is only part of the challenge. It is in your mind where you must truly train to defeat your greatest enemy, yourself. I learned much over the offseason on how to conquer my biggest enemy and how to focus on the path in front of me. Gregor Clegane is more ready than ever.
(09-12-2017, 02:34 AM)Player1 Wrote:-What do you think of the Otters new rookies and what have you been doing to help them prepare for life in the big leagues?The new rookies are just that, new. There is nothing that I can do to prepare them. They must prepare themselves for the challenges ahead. The only rookie that need concern himself with Gregor Clegane is Erlich Burnsman. And he will know he is ready when he sees the holes that I make for him.
(09-12-2017, 02:34 AM)Player1 Wrote:-How much of an honor is it to play next to the legendary George Wright?
George Wright is a pillar of stability and ethic in the Orange County Otters. He will go down in history as one of the all time greats of the organization and the league. I am humbled to have the honor to play alongside someone who places the success of their team above their own personal goals so much as George Wright. He is a true champion.
(09-12-2017, 04:59 PM)Roshambo Wrote:There has been a fair amount of turnover on the Otters roster over the past 2 seasons via free agency and shock retirements, how do you feel about the core players that remain?
Life is chaos. Football is chaos. There are no constants on which we can rely. The Otters will persevere because those who remain are the most steadfast. Mike Boss is an island in the pocket, unflinching in the face of pressure to deliver the ball. Robert Phelps and Bradley Westfield are forces of nature. Rivers who cannot be stopped, slowed, or diverted. Leroy Jenkins is an elephant charging into a pride of lions, scattering them like butterflies. Ian Bavitz is a tiger, stalking his prey unseen before striking. Dominick Verns is a cobra, luring his opponents into a false sense of security at a distance before attacking with blinding speed. Kronen is an eagle, soaring above the fray eyes ever present searching for the moment to dive in for the kill.
(09-12-2017, 04:59 PM)Roshambo Wrote:How do you see the fresh S3 rookies stepping up and filling the holes left from retirements? (McGinn, Harris, ...)
The rookies will face their trials. Some will fail. Some will rise. O'Sullivan will destroy all those in front of her. Her instinct and power will overwhelm the strongest, fastest, and smartest of opponents who attempt to enter her kingdom. Burnsman will move through the enemy like the shadow of a bird. Boom and Waters will be like the brothers of thunder and lightning, demanding the attention and respect of all those who attempt to stand in their way. Sims will be the kangaroo.....because he fucking kicks things.
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