Quote:"He doesn't just kick the ball over them mountains. He kicks it around the whole damn Earth and then over the mountains again for good measure. Makes my arm look like a noodle."
-Uncle Rico
Quote:"Ray saw my practice regimen of trying to hit the field goal post from the corner of the end zone. Hit the post so hard that it tore the whole thing out of the ground and sent it flying into the stands. And that was just his first try. The things he did once he was warmed up..." shivers
-Robbie Gould
Quote:"Mr. Baker saved my baby from a burning building! Kicked the trampoline out of the Jones's backyard from 3 blocks over right under the window so we could safely escape, then punted the water tower from the next town to put out the fire. He's a hero!"
Unless you're going to pay me to do this, I'm gonna draft hype in the discord
"...TheRake may be the most controversial new player of the S41 class. Notorious not only for shamelessly tampering but also for confidently arguing his broadly incorrect NFL opinions, TheRake has managed to navigate the dangerous waters of controversy fairly well—which is no small feat!" - aeonsjenni