04-08-2023, 02:13 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-19-2023, 05:46 PM by dude_man. Edited 6 times in total.)
Legs McMillion, the man you all know, has been going down a dark path. After totaling 402 receiving yards and 3 touchdowns in his first four games, Legs became addicted to stats and lost sight of what was most important- winning. He proceeded to only add 504 more yards and 1 touchdown in his next 10 games, halving his efficiency. Despite this, he still managed to be drafted 10th overall by the Cape Town Crash- a major wake-up call for him.
Legs has watched Ted Lasso, and knows what valuing your own stats and image over your teammates and friends can do to an organization. So instead of letting his hair go grey and jumping ship to West Ham, he wants to start his ISFL career as a team player.
To do this, Legs McMillion has decided to go on the other side of the ball, and will now play cornerback! You may be wondering, "how does a man without arms or eyes or anything even begin to play defense?" and let me remind you, we've been down this road before! Legs has already proven the doubters wrong by showing he could play wide receiver at the professional level.
As far as his take on playing defense, he doesn't have one. Legs is going to go out on the field and do what he always does, run his massive quads as fast as he can and chase after the ball. League officials have already given the OK for Legs to use ... "unconventional" methods for tackling in an attempt at raising the ISFL's accessibility. So look forward to seeing Legs dish out dropkicks to the very players he used to line up next to.
And if you're wondering about his build......... don't worry. Legs McMillion is still all legs, no hands
I would like to open up questions to the audience, please keep questions relevant to either the ISFL/DSFL drafts or Legs' position change. Thank you!
@CROney3
"Legs noooooooooooo "
Yes Benji, yes.
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@18situaseans
"NOOOOOO"
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@Akoustique
"How has Legs been practicing the process making interceptions versus catching receptions? Is there a difference in his training?"
Legs anticipates he will be just as bad at getting interceptions as he was at catching receptions, and has thus devoted all of his training to flying around the field as fast as possible and leaving his hands rating at the minimum of 35.
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@jdc4654
"I don't know how to feel"
It's okay, change is hard, but you have time to process it. Legs hasn't caught his last TD......... it's just that his next one might be a pass from the opposing team.
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@Chicken Lips
"Good luck on the switch Legs, I am expecting big things."
Thanks Chicken!
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.........................Well I guess that's it? Thanks for the "questions" everyone!
Legs has watched Ted Lasso, and knows what valuing your own stats and image over your teammates and friends can do to an organization. So instead of letting his hair go grey and jumping ship to West Ham, he wants to start his ISFL career as a team player.
To do this, Legs McMillion has decided to go on the other side of the ball, and will now play cornerback! You may be wondering, "how does a man without arms or eyes or anything even begin to play defense?" and let me remind you, we've been down this road before! Legs has already proven the doubters wrong by showing he could play wide receiver at the professional level.
As far as his take on playing defense, he doesn't have one. Legs is going to go out on the field and do what he always does, run his massive quads as fast as he can and chase after the ball. League officials have already given the OK for Legs to use ... "unconventional" methods for tackling in an attempt at raising the ISFL's accessibility. So look forward to seeing Legs dish out dropkicks to the very players he used to line up next to.
And if you're wondering about his build......... don't worry. Legs McMillion is still all legs, no hands
I would like to open up questions to the audience, please keep questions relevant to either the ISFL/DSFL drafts or Legs' position change. Thank you!
@CROney3
"Legs noooooooooooo "
Yes Benji, yes.
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@18situaseans
"NOOOOOO"
---
@Akoustique
"How has Legs been practicing the process making interceptions versus catching receptions? Is there a difference in his training?"
Legs anticipates he will be just as bad at getting interceptions as he was at catching receptions, and has thus devoted all of his training to flying around the field as fast as possible and leaving his hands rating at the minimum of 35.
---
@jdc4654
"I don't know how to feel"
It's okay, change is hard, but you have time to process it. Legs hasn't caught his last TD......... it's just that his next one might be a pass from the opposing team.
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@Chicken Lips
"Good luck on the switch Legs, I am expecting big things."
Thanks Chicken!
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.........................Well I guess that's it? Thanks for the "questions" everyone!