(S41) PT #2 - Lights, Camera, Action!

[Crunk]

Danny Nedelko is aware that his career as an athlete is a short one, so he instructed his agent to find him an acting role to set up a career for after his retirement.

He was pleased when he was offered the role of Jack in a shot for shot remake of Titanic. The first day on set, however, it was clear that this was not a high budget operation. The majority of the film was to be shot in front of green screen, and when he met his co-star, he immediately recognised her as an adult film actress.

Between the quality of the production and the questionable abilities of the lead actors, the movie was a cinematic disaster. The famous "draw me like one of your French girls" scene had considerably less subtlety, for example - not helped by Nedelko ad-libbing "YEAAAA BUDDY" when his porn star colleague dropped her robe.

The project went straight to DVD (Nedelko didn't realise those still existed) and a number of people involved were arrested in a money laundering case after the fact.

[ADMsmith]

Thomas Ferguson had somehow managed to land a role in a major movie, even though he hasn't been on a single team yet. The movie was going to be about Thomas Ferguson's life, who grew up very poor, to then using his talents to land a spot on a college roster. The college he landed at was Mississippi State, where he was just a walk on, and was used on scout defense. He then put in the work in the weight room and on the practice field. He started standing out to the coaches because he was making all of this progress, and locking down the Mississippi State wide receivers. Halfway through his freshman season, one of the starts corners went down with injury, so Ferguson had to step up and take his place. He balled out and never looked back. Obviously, he would have some big time names as co-stars. Tom Hanks would be playing the Mississippi State head coach, Caleb McLaughlin would be Thomas' childhood best friend, and Samuel L. Jackson would be Thomas' father and role model. The film would be called "Auburn Avenue" after Thomas' hometown of Atlanta.

[Hydrium]

Big McLarge Huge has not rested on his acting laurels. After starring in his previous smash hit, he has decided to set his sights a little higher this time. Instead of a low budget straight to DVD movie, he's decided to guest host Jeopardy. While you would think that being functionally illiterate would hinder ones ability to ask questions, that much is not the case for Big McLarge Huge. As the contestants picked their categories Big McLarge Huge would simply ask random questions off the top of his head. The producers, intimidated by a man of such large stature simply decided to records the episode without incident and lock it in their vault, never to be seen by anyone. Maybe one day future scholars will find the tape hidden in the vaults among the wastelands and wonder, how did such a thing happen? Regardless, Big McLarge Huge will continue to set his acting goals even higher.

[sakrosankt]

That is actually a pretty easy one. This will be an auto biography, an epos the movies have never seen before. You are talking about the one, the only King of the Olymp, you have all what you wish for as a plot to make a movie - or a 10 seasons, 10 episodes of each 1 hour kind of series. You are talking about Zeus, the rise and the falls of the Titans, the way he built the most successful godship the world has ever seen. You get enough love and passion, having various liaisons with beautiful virgins and more kids than you could possibly count. Imagine a telenovela, where every season new relatives appear out of the blue, Zeus is the most reasonable chara ter ever to come up with kids out of the blue. Even better, every new kid is also a demigod, so you never know what to expect. So much plot, so much action, so much excitement. Do whatever you feel and it will be a big success. As easy as that.

[Mojojojo]

[18situaseans]

Sean Robinson was sitting in his living room when he got a call from his agent. “Hey Sean, a movie producer has reached out to me and was wondering if you wanted to starr in an action movie.” Sean said it sounded like a great opportunity to put his name out there. He said yes. He arrived at the studio where the producer would tell him what the movie was about. It would be an action movie about a football player who got kidnapped and had to escape. Sean loved the idea of this movie and couldn’t wait to get started. The first thing they had to do was dress sean right for the movie. He headed backstage to where all the possible outfits were. He chose one that he liked and he was all set. Next, Sean had to rehearse the movie to make sure he was doing it all right. He knew this would be an awesome movie to film.

[Duilio05]

Alex Armstrong walks along the high line trail in glacier national park. he pauses breifly looking west where he can see mcdonald lake and the west park entrance down the long narrow mountain valley. this is episode 4 of his breath taking documentary recording his adventures through the united states admiring and educating viewers of the incredible geological and morphological features of the country he now plays football in. viewers were treated to first hand camera work in episode 1 of Alex saving a group of hikers from large rock fall in the sierras using his amazing strong arm alchemy technique. In episode 2 show cased Alex helping the US forest service safely close and demolish and old abandoned mine shaft. Episode 3 Alex hiked across Idaho talking about the large seas and lakes which used to cover idaho, montana & utah, before they broke free after the last great ice age. Now in glacier he shows of what makes one of the countries most over looked national parks a prime habitat for grizzly, mountain goats, and big horn sheep.

[zeagle1]

Tom Cruise has reached out to Donovan Winters about playing his grandson in Top Gun III. Maverick retired from flying after the events of Top Gun II, and now is a rear admiral in the Navy. While he misses the glory days, he knows that after settling down with that random bartender lady, flying is simply too much of a risk to take anymore. Donovan will play the role of the golden boy, the prodigy, the grandson of Maverick. It turns out that Pete had a kid that wasn't in Top Gun II due to Pete not knowing he existed. When Donovan's character graduates from the Naval Academy and goes to flight school, his mother tells him who his grandfather is. The movie would continue the tradition of weirdly erotic beach sports scenes, and Rooster is now the commanding officer of the Top Gun program. The movie would begin showing the rise of Donovan as a pilot before turning into a buddy cop comedy once Rooster and Donovan become wingmen.

[entreri]

The movie's plot would revolve around a retired football player who is drawn into a high-stakes criminal enterprise and is forced to use his athletic prowess to save the day. The film would be billed as the next big action blockbuster, complete with thrilling chases, intense fight scenes, and a sense of danger and excitement throughout.

To further enhance the movie's appeal, the studio would consider casting other well-known actors or athletes in supporting roles. For example, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or LeBron James might make excellent co-stars who would help draw in audiences.

The movie would also have a strong emotional component, exploring themes such as redemption, family, and the importance of teamwork. Through the main character's struggles and triumphs, viewers would be inspired to reflect on their own lives and relationships.

Overall, the movie would be marketed as an adrenaline-fueled adventure that appeals to both sports fans and action movie enthusiasts alike. With the right combination of action, drama, and star power, this would be the next big hit in the movie industry.

[Matty86]

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