05-12-2023, 03:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-18-2023, 01:54 PM by xenosthelegend. Edited 3 times in total.)
So I’m on vacation, but i feel obligated to do these picks every time, so we are back with another Happy Hour, V2, with even worse picks! I’ll try and badly analyze this week’s prop bets and try and give you an answer based on Advanced Statistics (Looking at Averages) and Expert Opinions (My Gut Feeling). Here’s a quick recap of last week's props.
We went back to the reality that we are all rookie bettors, and every one of us did worst than the last 3 weeks of us betting. Elessar Jones had 49 Passing Attempts, Ceti Pyxis had 5 rushing attempts, Walter McKinley had 23 receiving yards, Rocky Moreaux had 5 catches, Spottie O’Dopaliscious had no pass defections, Double Doink had his longest field goal at 28 yards, and Walrus Jones had 13 pancakes. Onto the season Recap
CR0ney is taking this week off, so he is locked into his percentages for a bit. Sebster is now a 2/3 type of bettor, which is now the best for total bets. Lips is back to .500, and I drop considerably in both of my totals. : (
Here are this week's bets of the week
These were rushed so the extra disclaimer “DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, USE THESE PICKS” @IceBear32 I AM LOOKING AT YOU, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE LIPS PICKS, OR SEB. PLEASE. IF YOU KEEP USING MY PICKS IRRESPONSIBLY THEN IM GOING TO MAKE YOU SIGN A WAIVER.
We went back to the reality that we are all rookie bettors, and every one of us did worst than the last 3 weeks of us betting. Elessar Jones had 49 Passing Attempts, Ceti Pyxis had 5 rushing attempts, Walter McKinley had 23 receiving yards, Rocky Moreaux had 5 catches, Spottie O’Dopaliscious had no pass defections, Double Doink had his longest field goal at 28 yards, and Walrus Jones had 13 pancakes. Onto the season Recap
CR0ney is taking this week off, so he is locked into his percentages for a bit. Sebster is now a 2/3 type of bettor, which is now the best for total bets. Lips is back to .500, and I drop considerably in both of my totals. : (
Here are this week's bets of the week
These were rushed so the extra disclaimer “DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, USE THESE PICKS” @IceBear32 I AM LOOKING AT YOU, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE LIPS PICKS, OR SEB. PLEASE. IF YOU KEEP USING MY PICKS IRRESPONSIBLY THEN IM GOING TO MAKE YOU SIGN A WAIVER.