Round 1
1 - Bambam McMullet - LB
2 - Dogwood Maple - S
3 - Ernest Lover - DE
4 - Arthur Naught - WR
5 - Vincent Jones - LB
6 - Ryan Negs - QB
7 - Cobra Kai - RB
8 - Alexander Franklin - OL
9 - Moe Skeeter - S
10 - Demon Jaxson - DE
11 - Derek Wildstar - S
12 - Leonard Taylor - LB
13 - Redbear McFredbeard - DT
14 - Tugg Speedman - WR
Round 2
15 - Raphael Delacour - WR
16 - AJ Lucas - LB
17 - Slurms McKenzie - CB
18 - Tom Teboat - TE
19 - Mr. Forty-Two - RB
20 - Mario Messi - WR
21 - Lalo Salamanca - WR
22 - Caven McRae - S
23 - Logan Sarrasin - LB
24 - LeBron James III - QB
25 - Evan Jones - S
26 - Makota Otawara - DE
27 - Captain John Price - S
28 - Jaja Ding Dong - TE
Round 3
29 - Big Slammu - LB
30 - Maiteers Rico-Shea - OL
31 - Chet Larson - LB
32 - Schumi Hulkenvettel - WR
33 - Jonathan Shuffleboard - S
34 - Laxus Dreyar - DE
35 - Richard Littlewood - OL
36 - Quavious McGrady - WR
37 - Akil Ozymandias - RB
38 - Big Chungus - RB
39 - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems - RB
40 - Primo Berto - DT
41 - Pope Francis - DE
42 - Byakuya Togami - DE
Round 4
43 - Erik Kirkland - LB
44 - Glueteus Maximus - K
45 - Jalen Washington - WR
46 - Rocky Jackman - WR
47 - Julian Jurevicius - WR
48 - Emi Rune - QB
49 - John Johnson - TE
50 - Something McDerpants - K
51 - Bismo Funyuns - WR
52 - Owmy Back - TE
53 - H. H. Hopkins - WR
54 - Ty Tyson - LB
55 - Ben Siegel - DT
56 - Dick Grayson - WR
Round 5
57 - Kemorian Moore - WR
58 - Johnathan Smith - K
59 - Jackson Maine - LB
60 - Dimitrius Rogers - DE
61 - Tater Tosser - WR
1 - Bambam McMullet - LB
2 - Dogwood Maple - S
3 - Ernest Lover - DE
4 - Arthur Naught - WR
5 - Vincent Jones - LB
6 - Ryan Negs - QB
7 - Cobra Kai - RB
8 - Alexander Franklin - OL
9 - Moe Skeeter - S
10 - Demon Jaxson - DE
11 - Derek Wildstar - S
12 - Leonard Taylor - LB
13 - Redbear McFredbeard - DT
14 - Tugg Speedman - WR
Round 2
15 - Raphael Delacour - WR
16 - AJ Lucas - LB
17 - Slurms McKenzie - CB
18 - Tom Teboat - TE
19 - Mr. Forty-Two - RB
20 - Mario Messi - WR
21 - Lalo Salamanca - WR
22 - Caven McRae - S
23 - Logan Sarrasin - LB
24 - LeBron James III - QB
25 - Evan Jones - S
26 - Makota Otawara - DE
27 - Captain John Price - S
28 - Jaja Ding Dong - TE
Round 3
29 - Big Slammu - LB
30 - Maiteers Rico-Shea - OL
31 - Chet Larson - LB
32 - Schumi Hulkenvettel - WR
33 - Jonathan Shuffleboard - S
34 - Laxus Dreyar - DE
35 - Richard Littlewood - OL
36 - Quavious McGrady - WR
37 - Akil Ozymandias - RB
38 - Big Chungus - RB
39 - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems - RB
40 - Primo Berto - DT
41 - Pope Francis - DE
42 - Byakuya Togami - DE
Round 4
43 - Erik Kirkland - LB
44 - Glueteus Maximus - K
45 - Jalen Washington - WR
46 - Rocky Jackman - WR
47 - Julian Jurevicius - WR
48 - Emi Rune - QB
49 - John Johnson - TE
50 - Something McDerpants - K
51 - Bismo Funyuns - WR
52 - Owmy Back - TE
53 - H. H. Hopkins - WR
54 - Ty Tyson - LB
55 - Ben Siegel - DT
56 - Dick Grayson - WR
Round 5
57 - Kemorian Moore - WR
58 - Johnathan Smith - K
59 - Jackson Maine - LB
60 - Dimitrius Rogers - DE
61 - Tater Tosser - WR