Round 1
1 - Luke Quick - WR
2 - Busch Goose - RB
3 - Anton Bruckner - CB
4 - Xavier Walls - DE
5 - Glenn Smart - DE
6 - None Mongo - DE
7 - Juno Hu - CB
8 - Andrew Warthol - DE
9 - Troy Abed - QB
10 - Dexter Hall - LB
11 - Manhattan Project - RB
12 - Professor Godfrey Gravity - DT
13 - Cade Williams - OL
14 - Chunt The Bader - WR
Round 2
15 - Romulus Roman - S
16 - Bayley Cowabunga - WR
17 - Bender Rodriguez - TE
18 - Stumpy Jones - OL
19 - Dexter Zaylen - QB
20 - Remus Roman - RB
21 - Makoa Mahi'ai - TE
22 - Erik Gaare - RB
23 - Sam the Onion Man - WR
24 - Tim Soulja - S
25 - Cole Maxwell - S
26 - Raeni Clarke - QB
27 - IsHe... ReallyInvisible - QB
28 - Kelvin Harris - S
Round 3
29 - C.J. Sonjack - CB
30 - Daniel O'Leary - DT
31 - Saleem Spence - WR
32 - Lonnie Jackson - RB
33 - Logan Anderson - DE
34 - Deandre Chuggs - LB
35 - Willie Miller - CB
36 - David Ramczyk - DT
37 - Jacob Raske - QB
38 - Red Arrow Jr. - QB
39 - Amy Wong - CB
40 - Siege Cameron - CB
41 - Taipan Pete - RB
42 - Dallas Dole - K
Round 4
43 - Luke Watterson - LB
44 - Chathack'rius Smith IV - S
45 - Toy Robot - K
46 - Rudy Grayson - OL
47 - Henny Tingzpahcbol - CB
48 - Lux Opal - S
49 - Lebron Brady Jr. - DE
50 - Brooks Bane - LB
51 - Rainbow Dash - K
52 - Kacper Puntky - CB
53 - Tay Heenie - OL
54 - Beefcake Johnson - DT
55 - Gyles Marrett - DE
56 - Gritt Gurdur - DE
Round 5
57 - Kenzie Cupz - OL
58 - Aleksandr Vasiliev - WR
59 - Lawrence McCoy - RB
60 - Brandon Prince - RB
61 - Bjorn Borg - OL
62 - Mark Higgins - LB
63 - Don Bradman - LB
64 - Archie Griffin - RB
1 - Luke Quick - WR
2 - Busch Goose - RB
3 - Anton Bruckner - CB
4 - Xavier Walls - DE
5 - Glenn Smart - DE
6 - None Mongo - DE
7 - Juno Hu - CB
8 - Andrew Warthol - DE
9 - Troy Abed - QB
10 - Dexter Hall - LB
11 - Manhattan Project - RB
12 - Professor Godfrey Gravity - DT
13 - Cade Williams - OL
14 - Chunt The Bader - WR
Round 2
15 - Romulus Roman - S
16 - Bayley Cowabunga - WR
17 - Bender Rodriguez - TE
18 - Stumpy Jones - OL
19 - Dexter Zaylen - QB
20 - Remus Roman - RB
21 - Makoa Mahi'ai - TE
22 - Erik Gaare - RB
23 - Sam the Onion Man - WR
24 - Tim Soulja - S
25 - Cole Maxwell - S
26 - Raeni Clarke - QB
27 - IsHe... ReallyInvisible - QB
28 - Kelvin Harris - S
Round 3
29 - C.J. Sonjack - CB
30 - Daniel O'Leary - DT
31 - Saleem Spence - WR
32 - Lonnie Jackson - RB
33 - Logan Anderson - DE
34 - Deandre Chuggs - LB
35 - Willie Miller - CB
36 - David Ramczyk - DT
37 - Jacob Raske - QB
38 - Red Arrow Jr. - QB
39 - Amy Wong - CB
40 - Siege Cameron - CB
41 - Taipan Pete - RB
42 - Dallas Dole - K
Round 4
43 - Luke Watterson - LB
44 - Chathack'rius Smith IV - S
45 - Toy Robot - K
46 - Rudy Grayson - OL
47 - Henny Tingzpahcbol - CB
48 - Lux Opal - S
49 - Lebron Brady Jr. - DE
50 - Brooks Bane - LB
51 - Rainbow Dash - K
52 - Kacper Puntky - CB
53 - Tay Heenie - OL
54 - Beefcake Johnson - DT
55 - Gyles Marrett - DE
56 - Gritt Gurdur - DE
Round 5
57 - Kenzie Cupz - OL
58 - Aleksandr Vasiliev - WR
59 - Lawrence McCoy - RB
60 - Brandon Prince - RB
61 - Bjorn Borg - OL
62 - Mark Higgins - LB
63 - Don Bradman - LB
64 - Archie Griffin - RB