Round 1
1 - Sheriff Woody - LB
2 - Miles Weperom - S
3 - Jason Garciaparra - CB
4 - Vincent Sharpei Jr. - WR
5 - Joe Torrent - DE
6 - Kontantin Selich - DT
7 - Dominos Pizzaman - DT
8 - Dustin Parmelee - QB
9 - Squidward Tentacles - WR
10 - Jason Waterfalls - WR
11 - Nick L. Back - TE
12 - Calvin Hobbes - WR
13 - Mason Malone - WR
14 - Pepelegs Johnson - OL
Round 2
15 - Fuzzy George - S
16 - Sal Ami - TE
17 - Bernie Sanders - OL
18 - LaCarpetron Dukemarriot - LB
19 - Cliff Burton - WR
20 - The Laz - CB
21 - Tron Carter - RB
22 - Stewart Hellraiser - DE
23 - Rex Crenshaw - TE
24 - Rocco Blade - DE
25 - Richard Mansher - S
26 - Hex Aqua-Key'Kiann - LB
27 - Bradley Welch - WR
28 - Dee Walt - TE
Round 3
29 - Miracle Whip - RB
30 - Dont Draft - LB
31 - Jax Baker - RB
32 - Kiara Tenoh - RB
33 - Travis Scott - TE
34 - Andy Fantuz - WR
35 - Madison Beer - OL
36 - Owen Reed - CB
37 - Yaji Robe - RB
38 - Clifford Wilson - OL
39 - Levy Tate - K
40 - Senbyo Korini - LB
41 - CMC's Burner - RB
42 - Savior Hawkins - CB
Round 4
43 - Jay Jay-Jaymison JJ JR - K
44 - Ripoff Cheesebrand - S
45 - Caleb Watterson - DE
46 - Matthew Holford - RB
47 - Ricky Stanzi - QB
48 - Sigo Hendricks - RB
49 - Bill de La T. Dauterive - LB
50 - Deffo not Leroy Leroy - WR
51 - Brent Suzuki - WR
52 - Brian Taylor - OL
53 - Jeremy Crouse - RB
54 - Jimmy Nardello - RB
55 - Yondu Yorukan - S
56 - Joseph Charles Raymond - DT
Round 5
57 - Hercules Kemealoha - DT
58 - Dorfus Jimbo Jr Jr - K
59 - Tay Swizzle - WR
60 - Blake Faux Jr - LB
61 - Electric Squirrel - RB
62 - Deandre Henry - RB
63 - Steve Atwarter Jr - S
64 - Ringo Starr - RB
65 - JJ Slasher - WR
66 - Joey McCarty - K
67 - Sal Shaw - QB
1 - Sheriff Woody - LB
2 - Miles Weperom - S
3 - Jason Garciaparra - CB
4 - Vincent Sharpei Jr. - WR
5 - Joe Torrent - DE
6 - Kontantin Selich - DT
7 - Dominos Pizzaman - DT
8 - Dustin Parmelee - QB
9 - Squidward Tentacles - WR
10 - Jason Waterfalls - WR
11 - Nick L. Back - TE
12 - Calvin Hobbes - WR
13 - Mason Malone - WR
14 - Pepelegs Johnson - OL
Round 2
15 - Fuzzy George - S
16 - Sal Ami - TE
17 - Bernie Sanders - OL
18 - LaCarpetron Dukemarriot - LB
19 - Cliff Burton - WR
20 - The Laz - CB
21 - Tron Carter - RB
22 - Stewart Hellraiser - DE
23 - Rex Crenshaw - TE
24 - Rocco Blade - DE
25 - Richard Mansher - S
26 - Hex Aqua-Key'Kiann - LB
27 - Bradley Welch - WR
28 - Dee Walt - TE
Round 3
29 - Miracle Whip - RB
30 - Dont Draft - LB
31 - Jax Baker - RB
32 - Kiara Tenoh - RB
33 - Travis Scott - TE
34 - Andy Fantuz - WR
35 - Madison Beer - OL
36 - Owen Reed - CB
37 - Yaji Robe - RB
38 - Clifford Wilson - OL
39 - Levy Tate - K
40 - Senbyo Korini - LB
41 - CMC's Burner - RB
42 - Savior Hawkins - CB
Round 4
43 - Jay Jay-Jaymison JJ JR - K
44 - Ripoff Cheesebrand - S
45 - Caleb Watterson - DE
46 - Matthew Holford - RB
47 - Ricky Stanzi - QB
48 - Sigo Hendricks - RB
49 - Bill de La T. Dauterive - LB
50 - Deffo not Leroy Leroy - WR
51 - Brent Suzuki - WR
52 - Brian Taylor - OL
53 - Jeremy Crouse - RB
54 - Jimmy Nardello - RB
55 - Yondu Yorukan - S
56 - Joseph Charles Raymond - DT
Round 5
57 - Hercules Kemealoha - DT
58 - Dorfus Jimbo Jr Jr - K
59 - Tay Swizzle - WR
60 - Blake Faux Jr - LB
61 - Electric Squirrel - RB
62 - Deandre Henry - RB
63 - Steve Atwarter Jr - S
64 - Ringo Starr - RB
65 - JJ Slasher - WR
66 - Joey McCarty - K
67 - Sal Shaw - QB