Round 1
1 - Theo Lariat - K
2 - Simon The Frog - CB
3 - Louis Blondin - WR
4 - Ganyu . - LB
5 - Michaelangelo McTurtle - RB
6 - Zayne Dangle - WR
7 - Nathan Explosion - DE
8 - Bageshwari Singh - QB
9 - Joey Din - DE
10 - Rumble Ronson - RB
11 - Lucius Salem - WR
12 - Captain Billy Stinkwater - WR
13 - Solace Avenger - DT
14 - Darius Bailey - WR
Round 2
15 - Alex Armstrong - WR
16 - Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser - OL
17 - Sam Sung - LB
18 - Erwin Kemp - WR
19 - Tom Taylor - S
20 - Spot Robodog - LB
21 - Ozamataz Buckshank - QB
22 - Boone McCoy - QB
23 - Cross-Eriksen . - S
24 - Virginia Emmet - TE
25 - Titus Samson - S
26 - Spottie O'Dopaliscious - LB
27 - Elessar Jones - LB
28 - Russet Buster - CB
Round 3
29 - Chim Rickles - DE
30 - Dane Johnson Jr. - OL
31 - Tyron Brackenridge Jr. - LB
32 - Michael Patrick Porkins - RB
33 - Nacho Macho Man - TE
34 - Matthew Bee - S
35 - Benny Hana - TE
36 - Ian Cole III - K
37 - Larry Jenkins - OL
38 - Ains Ool Gown - RB
39 - Moustache Santoso - K
40 - Cuttino Mobley - CB
41 - JJ Lopez-Daniels - TE
42 - Orange Justice - RB
1 - Theo Lariat - K
2 - Simon The Frog - CB
3 - Louis Blondin - WR
4 - Ganyu . - LB
5 - Michaelangelo McTurtle - RB
6 - Zayne Dangle - WR
7 - Nathan Explosion - DE
8 - Bageshwari Singh - QB
9 - Joey Din - DE
10 - Rumble Ronson - RB
11 - Lucius Salem - WR
12 - Captain Billy Stinkwater - WR
13 - Solace Avenger - DT
14 - Darius Bailey - WR
Round 2
15 - Alex Armstrong - WR
16 - Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser - OL
17 - Sam Sung - LB
18 - Erwin Kemp - WR
19 - Tom Taylor - S
20 - Spot Robodog - LB
21 - Ozamataz Buckshank - QB
22 - Boone McCoy - QB
23 - Cross-Eriksen . - S
24 - Virginia Emmet - TE
25 - Titus Samson - S
26 - Spottie O'Dopaliscious - LB
27 - Elessar Jones - LB
28 - Russet Buster - CB
Round 3
29 - Chim Rickles - DE
30 - Dane Johnson Jr. - OL
31 - Tyron Brackenridge Jr. - LB
32 - Michael Patrick Porkins - RB
33 - Nacho Macho Man - TE
34 - Matthew Bee - S
35 - Benny Hana - TE
36 - Ian Cole III - K
37 - Larry Jenkins - OL
38 - Ains Ool Gown - RB
39 - Moustache Santoso - K
40 - Cuttino Mobley - CB
41 - JJ Lopez-Daniels - TE