Round 1
1 - Graham Harper - CB
2 - Zaphod Beeblebrox - WR
3 - Teemo Swift - S
4 - Don Dobbler - WR
5 - Xavier Valorian - DT
6 - Kevin Mcthumper - LB
7 - Ja'Uan Holland - S
8 - Aleksandr Milescu - S
9 - J.T. Kurbis - OL
10 - Thomas Robinson - WR
11 - Quendyn Quarterstorm - S
12 - Ignatius Reilly - LB
13 - JR Frankenstero - DE
14 - Sconnie McSix - RB
Round 2
15 - Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin - RB
16 - Nate Winter - S
17 - Jasper Fontaine - TE
18 - Octavio Perez - WR
19 - Austin Morley - WR
20 - Tae Dawson - CB
21 - Mike Scott - DE
22 - Savathun T. Witchqueen - K
23 - Absolute Unit - DT
24 - Leandre Diarra - RB
25 - Jean-Ralphio Saperstein - DE
26 - Harley Andrews - DE
27 - Bruce Buckley Jr. - LB
28 - Bonzi Buddy - CB
Round 3
29 - Mister Hogmally - TE
30 - Raffaele Tommasi - CB
31 - Mandrews Mchollywood - WR
32 - Charles Chapman - DT
33 - Aqeel Steele - DE
34 - Fred Edison - LB
35 - Fat Jack - DT
36 - Ceti Pyxis - RB
37 - Reece Wells Ii - TE
38 - Suggs Upshar II - CB
39 - Joseph Reed - DT
40 - Dennis Rodman - OL
41 - Akiki Akayre - LB
42 - Jimmy Holding - OL
Round 4
43 - Effoff IamYeti - DT
44 - Roma Amir-Kani - S
45 - Kaiden King - S
46 - Bean Delphine Jr - RB
47 - Justin Cloud - DE
48 - Nathan Meagher - DT
49 - Will Nightingale - CB
50 - Derrick Prince - WR
51 - L F. T - TE
52 - Pan Cakes - OL
53 - Pete Zuh - QB
54 - Emerson Quinn - LB
55 - Rockbot Rockbo - WR
56 - Udo E Beaty - RB
Round 5
57 - Orlando Doom - OL
58 - Sexy Wilfork - DT
59 - Walter McKinley - LB
60 - Turt Golum - TE
61 - Malcom Graves - RB
62 - Roque Santa Cruz - QB
63 - C. G Breezy - RB
64 - Jair Pharaoh - RB
65 - Richard Harden - TE
66 - Jeremy Crouse Jr. - K
67 - Tyrod Iverson - DT
68 - Amadan Fool - DE
69 - Mabel Pines - CB
70 - Drew Stowe - WR
Round 6
71 - Rerry Jice - WR
72 - Trigger Robinson - OL
73 - Poopoo Inpee - S
74 - Nick Smith - RB
75 - Greg Givens - CB
76 - Smitty Oom - DT
77 - Payton Wilhelm - WR
78 - Patrick Cunningham - K
79 - Bunk McDunk - DT
1 - Graham Harper - CB
2 - Zaphod Beeblebrox - WR
3 - Teemo Swift - S
4 - Don Dobbler - WR
5 - Xavier Valorian - DT
6 - Kevin Mcthumper - LB
7 - Ja'Uan Holland - S
8 - Aleksandr Milescu - S
9 - J.T. Kurbis - OL
10 - Thomas Robinson - WR
11 - Quendyn Quarterstorm - S
12 - Ignatius Reilly - LB
13 - JR Frankenstero - DE
14 - Sconnie McSix - RB
Round 2
15 - Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin - RB
16 - Nate Winter - S
17 - Jasper Fontaine - TE
18 - Octavio Perez - WR
19 - Austin Morley - WR
20 - Tae Dawson - CB
21 - Mike Scott - DE
22 - Savathun T. Witchqueen - K
23 - Absolute Unit - DT
24 - Leandre Diarra - RB
25 - Jean-Ralphio Saperstein - DE
26 - Harley Andrews - DE
27 - Bruce Buckley Jr. - LB
28 - Bonzi Buddy - CB
Round 3
29 - Mister Hogmally - TE
30 - Raffaele Tommasi - CB
31 - Mandrews Mchollywood - WR
32 - Charles Chapman - DT
33 - Aqeel Steele - DE
34 - Fred Edison - LB
35 - Fat Jack - DT
36 - Ceti Pyxis - RB
37 - Reece Wells Ii - TE
38 - Suggs Upshar II - CB
39 - Joseph Reed - DT
40 - Dennis Rodman - OL
41 - Akiki Akayre - LB
42 - Jimmy Holding - OL
Round 4
43 - Effoff IamYeti - DT
44 - Roma Amir-Kani - S
45 - Kaiden King - S
46 - Bean Delphine Jr - RB
47 - Justin Cloud - DE
48 - Nathan Meagher - DT
49 - Will Nightingale - CB
50 - Derrick Prince - WR
51 - L F. T - TE
52 - Pan Cakes - OL
53 - Pete Zuh - QB
54 - Emerson Quinn - LB
55 - Rockbot Rockbo - WR
56 - Udo E Beaty - RB
Round 5
57 - Orlando Doom - OL
58 - Sexy Wilfork - DT
59 - Walter McKinley - LB
60 - Turt Golum - TE
61 - Malcom Graves - RB
62 - Roque Santa Cruz - QB
63 - C. G Breezy - RB
64 - Jair Pharaoh - RB
65 - Richard Harden - TE
66 - Jeremy Crouse Jr. - K
67 - Tyrod Iverson - DT
68 - Amadan Fool - DE
69 - Mabel Pines - CB
70 - Drew Stowe - WR
Round 6
71 - Rerry Jice - WR
72 - Trigger Robinson - OL
73 - Poopoo Inpee - S
74 - Nick Smith - RB
75 - Greg Givens - CB
76 - Smitty Oom - DT
77 - Payton Wilhelm - WR
78 - Patrick Cunningham - K
79 - Bunk McDunk - DT