09-17-2023, 07:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-18-2023, 05:00 PM by blairunapologetic. Edited 2 times in total.)
READY FOR GRADING
Reference: https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=47490
Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press, and my adoring fans who probably just showed up to see what fabulous attire I'd be wearing today – I won't keep you waiting. Behold!
(Dramatically opens arms to show off his suit. Waits for a few seconds, soaking in the camera flashes and murmurs.)
I know why we're all here. Rumors. Silly, pesky rumors. I'd like to address them head-on, much like how I deal with opposing offensive linemen. But first, can we take a moment to appreciate that even my scandals have a touch of royalty? Hit and 'run'? More like hit and 'reign'!
Now, let’s get real. Y’all think a King would risk his throne with such pettiness? I've spent my life dodging offensive linemen, not responsibilities. These allegations? They're like those inflatable defenders you see in training camps. Full of hot air and easy to knock down.
To the teams considering drafting me: My record, both on and off the field, has been like Kylie Jenner, transparent. I've always tackled adversity head-on, and I'll conquer this challenge too.
To the fans: Your king will continue to shine, on the gridiron and beyond.
And to the media: next time you come for the King, make sure you take a good shot. Because just like Antoine Fisher, I’m still standing, I'm still strong.
In the wise words of Shake zula Shakespeare, 'Heavy is the head that wears the crown.' But let’s be honest, I wear it better than anyone. I’ll leave you all with this - draft stock, marketability, whatever you want to call it... it's all just noise. The only thing that matters is how I play the game. And trust me, the game is far from over for King Dingaling.
Reference: https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=47490
Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press, and my adoring fans who probably just showed up to see what fabulous attire I'd be wearing today – I won't keep you waiting. Behold!
(Dramatically opens arms to show off his suit. Waits for a few seconds, soaking in the camera flashes and murmurs.)
I know why we're all here. Rumors. Silly, pesky rumors. I'd like to address them head-on, much like how I deal with opposing offensive linemen. But first, can we take a moment to appreciate that even my scandals have a touch of royalty? Hit and 'run'? More like hit and 'reign'!
Now, let’s get real. Y’all think a King would risk his throne with such pettiness? I've spent my life dodging offensive linemen, not responsibilities. These allegations? They're like those inflatable defenders you see in training camps. Full of hot air and easy to knock down.
To the teams considering drafting me: My record, both on and off the field, has been like Kylie Jenner, transparent. I've always tackled adversity head-on, and I'll conquer this challenge too.
To the fans: Your king will continue to shine, on the gridiron and beyond.
And to the media: next time you come for the King, make sure you take a good shot. Because just like Antoine Fisher, I’m still standing, I'm still strong.
In the wise words of Shake zula Shakespeare, 'Heavy is the head that wears the crown.' But let’s be honest, I wear it better than anyone. I’ll leave you all with this - draft stock, marketability, whatever you want to call it... it's all just noise. The only thing that matters is how I play the game. And trust me, the game is far from over for King Dingaling.