WELCOME BACK EVERYONE, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. YES, IT'S ME HALFBIGONIONLEBOWSKI SO THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL ME THAT OR UH HEOB OR UH BAGEL OR HIS ROYAL HYPENESS HALFEATENONIONBAGELTON THE THIRD IF YOU'RE NOT INTO THAT WHOLE BREVITY THING. S44 CLASS JUST HAD AN INCREDIBLE SEASON IN THE DSFL, MAYBE YOU DISAGREE BUT IF YOU DO WELL
I'M HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING FOR THIS INCREDIBLE CLASS. YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS CLASS UNLEASHED IN THE ISFL. PEOPLE ARE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT HOW SPECIAL THIS CLASS IS, ABOUT HOW THEY CAN'T EVEN DECIDE WHICH PLAYER THEY WANT TO DRAFT BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS. I MEAN THIS CLASS HAS TWO THORS IN IT, TWO! WHAT DOES YOUR CLASS HAVE A COUPLE OF JOES? YOU WANT A JOE? I CAN GET YOU A JOE BY 3 PM, WITH NAIL POLISH. BUNCH OF AMATEURS.
OH AND THIS S45 CLASS COMING UP? YEAH GIVE ME A BREAK. I MEAN WHAT'S THE BEST THING THEY GOT IN THERE, SOME SECONDARY STAR WARS CHARACTER? KIT FISTO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SPINOFF SERIES SMH. I MEAN THE BEST FOOD-BASED PLAYER THEY GOT IS NAMED AFTER SOME CHILDRENS YOGURT BRAND.
THE S44 ISFL DRAFT IS IMMINENT AND THESE PLAYERS ARE GOING TO CHANGE THE LANDSCAPE OF THE LEAGUE FOR YEARS TO COME, YOU ALREADY KNOW IT'S TRUE. S44 GANG, I'M TAGGING YOU SO GET BACK IN HERE AND HELP ME GET HYPED FOR THIS DRAFT. LAY DOWN WHATEVER HYPE YOU'VE GOT AND LET'S SHOW THIS LEAGUE WHY WE'RE A DIFFERENT BREED. PISS ON SOME CARPETS, BITE SOME EARS, SMASH UP A FEW CARS, LET'S GET WILD IN HERE.
THIS CLASS IS GOING TO SET THE TONE IN THIS LEAGUE FOR A LONG TIME, SO IF YOU'RE NOT A PART OF IT, YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUT ON WATCH. NOW LET'S......GET.........HYPED!!!!!
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
[OPTION](S2) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S3) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S4) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S5) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S6) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S7) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S8) 14 Games Played
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]Most Likely to Break the Team Bench When Sitting Down
[OPTION]Pumpkin Chuckin' Rally 2017 Semifinalist
[OPTION]Most Likely to Get Traded in S8 (T-1st)
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion S7, S8