10-07-2023, 02:05 PM
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There I was , minding my own business , in the heart of Salem, New Hampshire. A startling noise came Abruptly from the trees near the river. A thunderous crash and silky trails of smoke followed, trembling, I start to approach the scene. I follow the smoke trail up until I finally see where it’s coming from. A ship! I say out loud. Distraught and confused I’m Interrupted By a Giant light beaming out the ship, in the shape of a door. A figure steps out, wait no, figures ! This must be what NASA sent me out here to do! You see I’m an ex military Vet, and recently NASA asked me to check out this area for their sightings and reports. Never did I imagine actually having a physical encounter with E.T.’s. I count 6 very Tall, Slender, skinny, and down right creepy figures coming out the light from the ships door. They appear to be holding a football strangely enough. Scared and shaking in my boots, one of them sees me and raises both his arms in the air , as if a referee was calling a touchdown. Another one throws the football at me from the ship , I’m standing nearly 200 yards away and this thing just threw a bullet straight to my chest. I catch the ball just barely. Impressed with myself , my celebration is short lived when I see that hall has a note that reads. “Dear Human, Teach Us Game” Befuddled by the whole thing, I approach the E.T.s , Too my surprise they’re very friendly and seem to have their own language but also understand mine. They tell me they’ve come to learn sports of other planets and have an interest in football. I take the ball they threw at me and tell 3 of them to stay on one side and 3 others on the other. I teach them 1 person throws, 1 blocks, the other catches and the defense has to stop them from doing so. I teach them the scoring system, but these guys have like super strength compared to us humans so I encourage them to make a 500 yard field as apposed to a 100 yard one hear in earth. I explain usually there’s more people obviously but this little back yard type game should give them the hang of it. Hey I’m just glad they wanted to learn football and not take over the world ! The E.T.s look like they’re having so much fun. I know NASA is going to love to hear this !