Sergei Nunkanblok participated in a livestock focused competition known as “The Farm Team”. He, and several other athletes of different disciplines, competed in challenges related to everyday farming tasks. Some of the challenges included milking cows, shearing sheep, collecting eggs, and driving tractors. Sergei, who had never been on a farm before, struggled with most of the tasks. He was afraid of the cows, allergic to the sheep, clumsy with the eggs, and reckless with the tractors. He did however excel at the armadillo races. This little know niche sport involving a sacred connection between man and beast proved to be very fruitful for Sergei winning him some bonus cash. He was eliminated in the first round, much to his embarrassment and disappointment. He later revealed that he joined the show to raise money for a charity that supports teaching children to sail as a gateway to football. He said he learned a lot from the experience and gained respect for the farmers. He also vowed to stick to football and never touch a farm animal again. Except the dillas.
During the offseason Pitter Patter took part in "What's that name". He was told to go there by his teammates who's name he never remembers. It is a game show where you have to remember the name of people and it is something that Pitter Patter is extremely bad at. As expected he did absolutely horrible and was shown the girlfriends of all his friends who of course he did not remember. He also was shown the bridesmaids of his wife which he - as totally expected - did not remember any of the names. Then it came to his teammates and to his own fault he did not remember half their names, especially on defense. It is not that he does not like the people Pitter Patter is just really bad at remembering any names of people he ever met in his life. Long story short, everyone made fun of Pitter Patter in the gameshow and made fun of him for weeks afterwards and started wearing nametags to practice.
After their incredible run on The Amazing Race, Triceracop and Thomas Passarelli were asked to take part in the pilot shooting for the newest incarnation of the Newlywed Game. Sadly, the producers have no idea about the epic highs and lows of simulated football. Especially between two people who were once friends but now have found themselves at opposite ends of one of the hottest rivalries in simulated sports.
Of course, it is worth noting that Passarelli knew the answer to every question that was asked about Triceracop, from "Favorite pasta shape" which was Casarecce, to "Favorite song to sing in the shower" which was a real left field answer of "Jupiter from The Planets by Gustav Holst." Triceracop would simply draw a picture of Krookodile in a crossed out circle with "TBTTP" in big letters underneath it. They may have won if the dinosaur had actually participated in the game, but the man has a reputation for being more than a bit stubborn.
Now Speedy Gizmo may be a dog, but he can be surprisingly clever in areas that he knows, such as food. So he, along with his car translator Sailor Moon, got entered into a celebrity version of the gameshow known as Guess That Meal! where contestants guess what is in a dish just from a taste test. He would have the second highest score pretty much all the way through, because it is hard to guess food better than Gordon Ramsay. In the final dish, it was a kind of pasta known as Bow Tie, and he almost did not type his answer in because he was too busy eating and Sailor had to bap him with her paws to get him to pay attention.
He ended up guessing the recipe almost perfectly, however he still got second behind Gordon. Gordon did compliment his food tasting skills afterwards however, and also noted that he was one of the few to actually finish their plates. He donated the second place winnings to an animal shelter in Honolulu.
Devin Jones had the chance to appear with his family on the iconic game show Family Feud. As he is yet to play in the ISFL and is merely a recently drafted DSFL player, he was forced to appear on the normal version of the show rather than the celebrity one, which was something of a slight but it was still an opportunity to grow his profile nonetheless. Appearing alongside his family, including his former ISFL-player father Marcus, Devin performed admirably but was unfortunately unable to walk away with a cash prize. It was good fun to appear on the show and Devin was able to meet Steve Harvey, someone who he has always found funny and so he didn't end the day disappointed. Devin remarked that in a few seasons time, he hopes to appear back there on the celebrity edition once he's had the chance to establish himself as a recognisable face and a household name!
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While taking a vacation in California, Nakiri Ayame was invited to be on Jeopardy, largely due to being a special episode featuring ISFL players. This episode featured Ayame, who represented Cape Town, Ace McAllister, representing Orange County, and Armor Queen, representing Berlin. McAllister took the lead early, with 10,100 dollars, followed by Queen with 7,300 dollars, and Ayame with 5,400 dollars. But then, final jeopardy came along and the category was revealed to be "Japanese Media". Ayame knew this was her shot to win it all, as she knew that the other two didn’t know the category at all, and noticed a sense of fear on their faces. The question went like this: "This production company was originally known for developing 3D technology, but switched to the Idol industry in 2017."
Obviously, McAllister and Queen didn’t get the question right, but Ayame did with "What is Hololive/Cover?" Which earned her the win in jeopardy. (154 words)
During the off-season, Tyler Hunt, the seasoned athlete, took on a new challenge—competing on "Jeopardy!" The game unfolded with Tyler dominating the board, answering questions across diverse categories with lightning speed. By the end of the first round, he held a substantial lead. The Double Jeopardy round saw him confidently navigating through challenging topics, solidifying his position as the frontrunner.
Approaching Final Jeopardy with a commanding lead, Tyler wagered wisely on the "Ancient Civilizations" category. Nailing the final question, he sealed his victory and emerged as the triumphant champion. The audience erupted in cheers as Tyler's winnings added a thrilling chapter to his off-season saga. His "Jeopardy!" triumph not only showcased his athletic prowess but also established him as a formidable intellect. With a beaming smile, Tyler left the stage, ready to carry the same winning spirit into the upcoming sports season.
During the offseason Purdy Mediocre was selected to be part of the gameshow Bullshit! For those who don’t know it is about trivia and convincing 3 other contestants that you do in fact know the answer. So it is a double edge being that Purdy does very much enjoy a good trivia night and is a great at bull shitting. So the show naturally was a great fit. Granted that he didn’t need the money he decided he would give any winning to charity. So off he went to the show though at first he struggled not being able to quite tell who was lying and win he was eventually selected after getting 73% of the guesses right. This lead to him going all the way to the end and picking up 1 Million dollars! He got quite lucky along the way knowing 70% of the questions answers thus not needing to completely lie his way to the top but it would be him convincing 2 of the 3 contestants that he did in fact know the answer and earn himself 1 million dollars for the charity of his choice!
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