11-23-2023, 05:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-14-2023, 01:51 PM by lemonoppy. Edited 5 times in total.)
*Bark Bark Arf!*
"Umm he's saying hello everyone and welcome to the presser. My name is Sailor Moon and my friend here is Speedy Gizmo the Honolulu Wide Receiver, and yes I know that I am a cat at the moment. It is a very long story involving a game of poker and a very upset witch. Don't worry, that story will be told eventually. Also don't worry, he likes cats"
*Bark Arf Pant*
"He's saying that we are here to answer any questions that you might have. I think he also may answer extra questions if you bring him a couple of treats."
*Bark*
@swoosh asked:
Do you prefer playing RB or WR?
*Bark Bark arf*
"Well he's saying that he coulld play ether position, but that he honestly prefers Wide receiver"
What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
*Bark Bark arf!"
"He loves stuffing, and I like Mac and cheese personally"
WFM: and I like stuffing usually. My stepmom makes amazing stuffing
How do you like being in the Luchadores' cult locker room?
WFM: you all are amazingly friendly and open, and I am very happy that I won the charity auction
@JoshiePoo asked: How has being a dog changed your outlook on football and life in general?
"Well I didn't get cursed into a dog form, I got turned into a cat and had my humanity mixed into Gizmo. However, I think Gizmo might have something to say about that question"
*Bark Bark arf bark!*
"He says that being a dog gives you a better nose for the field in his opinion"
@homercrates Asked: Speedy Gizmo, Speedy Gizmo, Dangerson of the Laughing Post. Where do you get your hair cut?
*Bark arf arf*
"He's saying that we usually go to a local pet groomer in Honolulu who takes all everything in stride. Do you realize how hard it is to find a pet groomer who will cut the hair of a dog the size of a football player?"
Speedy, Speedy, Dangerson of the Laughing Post; Should the 5 second rule be extended. The rule where you drop a candy and you have 5 seconds to pick it back up or its no good anymore. Should that be extended?
*Bark! Bark bark arf!"
"He's actually pretty passionate about that. He is saying that since he is a dog, he does not even believe in the five second rule and that you should be able to eat food off the floor as long as it is not rotten. However, he has since learned how to sit at the table and eat more or less like a huamn. Some instincts are hard to teach out of someone"
Speedy, Speedy, Dangerson of the Baltiless Times; Night time or day time what is better?
*Bark Bark*
"He is saying that he prefers day time because night is usually for sleeping"
Speedy, Speedy, Dangerson of the Sun Star; If you surgically replace your legs with any animals legs what would they be? Follow up here, if you could have robotic legs instead do you switch?
*Bark..? Bark Bark*
"Umm he is saying that for both questions he prefers his own legs thank you"
Speedy, Speedy, Dangerson of the Traveler Times; In the 5th wave of the AI uprising, when the robots are still accepting synthetic sympathisers to defect from the Human Resistance over to a decent life of toiling in the kennels. Do you give up and submit to living in established organic zones? Or do you fight with every last bit left even though there is little help because synthetic sympathisers and traitors like me have all but allowed total AI control in eradicating human sentients except for establish organic human farms? I would respect that fight in you, but certainly you just want to give in and rest right?
*.......*
"Wow he has no answer he is actually completely confused by that question, as I am. I think questions about AI might be a bit too much for his brain to handle, how about we move on to other questions?"
@Bamford13 Asked: How has the Ultimus victory changed your perspective of life?
*Bark Bark arf pant*
"He's saying that the title win helped him realize how much glory there is in football, and has made his excited to keep on moving forward and kepp on growing as a plyer. As for myself, I am just excited to be there every step of the way.
Well that is all the questions we have time for, so thanks to everyone who asked questions and I'll see you on the field!"
*Bark!*
"Umm he's saying hello everyone and welcome to the presser. My name is Sailor Moon and my friend here is Speedy Gizmo the Honolulu Wide Receiver, and yes I know that I am a cat at the moment. It is a very long story involving a game of poker and a very upset witch. Don't worry, that story will be told eventually. Also don't worry, he likes cats"
*Bark Arf Pant*
"He's saying that we are here to answer any questions that you might have. I think he also may answer extra questions if you bring him a couple of treats."
*Bark*
@swoosh asked:
Do you prefer playing RB or WR?
*Bark Bark arf*
"Well he's saying that he coulld play ether position, but that he honestly prefers Wide receiver"
What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
*Bark Bark arf!"
"He loves stuffing, and I like Mac and cheese personally"
WFM: and I like stuffing usually. My stepmom makes amazing stuffing
How do you like being in the Luchadores' cult locker room?
WFM: you all are amazingly friendly and open, and I am very happy that I won the charity auction
@JoshiePoo asked: How has being a dog changed your outlook on football and life in general?
"Well I didn't get cursed into a dog form, I got turned into a cat and had my humanity mixed into Gizmo. However, I think Gizmo might have something to say about that question"
*Bark Bark arf bark!*
"He says that being a dog gives you a better nose for the field in his opinion"
@homercrates Asked: Speedy Gizmo, Speedy Gizmo, Dangerson of the Laughing Post. Where do you get your hair cut?
*Bark arf arf*
"He's saying that we usually go to a local pet groomer in Honolulu who takes all everything in stride. Do you realize how hard it is to find a pet groomer who will cut the hair of a dog the size of a football player?"
Speedy, Speedy, Dangerson of the Laughing Post; Should the 5 second rule be extended. The rule where you drop a candy and you have 5 seconds to pick it back up or its no good anymore. Should that be extended?
*Bark! Bark bark arf!"
"He's actually pretty passionate about that. He is saying that since he is a dog, he does not even believe in the five second rule and that you should be able to eat food off the floor as long as it is not rotten. However, he has since learned how to sit at the table and eat more or less like a huamn. Some instincts are hard to teach out of someone"
Speedy, Speedy, Dangerson of the Baltiless Times; Night time or day time what is better?
*Bark Bark*
"He is saying that he prefers day time because night is usually for sleeping"
Speedy, Speedy, Dangerson of the Sun Star; If you surgically replace your legs with any animals legs what would they be? Follow up here, if you could have robotic legs instead do you switch?
*Bark..? Bark Bark*
"Umm he is saying that for both questions he prefers his own legs thank you"
Speedy, Speedy, Dangerson of the Traveler Times; In the 5th wave of the AI uprising, when the robots are still accepting synthetic sympathisers to defect from the Human Resistance over to a decent life of toiling in the kennels. Do you give up and submit to living in established organic zones? Or do you fight with every last bit left even though there is little help because synthetic sympathisers and traitors like me have all but allowed total AI control in eradicating human sentients except for establish organic human farms? I would respect that fight in you, but certainly you just want to give in and rest right?
*.......*
"Wow he has no answer he is actually completely confused by that question, as I am. I think questions about AI might be a bit too much for his brain to handle, how about we move on to other questions?"
@Bamford13 Asked: How has the Ultimus victory changed your perspective of life?
*Bark Bark arf pant*
"He's saying that the title win helped him realize how much glory there is in football, and has made his excited to keep on moving forward and kepp on growing as a plyer. As for myself, I am just excited to be there every step of the way.
Well that is all the questions we have time for, so thanks to everyone who asked questions and I'll see you on the field!"
*Bark!*
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