09-29-2017, 10:09 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-07-2017, 07:46 PM by JBLAZE_THE_BOSS.)
whats up u ballsacks, just like a bandwagoning cavs fan on July 12th 2014 I'm back and I have no self-respect. Today we're once more going to be looking at a couple of subjects where nobody cares about my opinion so let's get started
this is a picture of my hero @Gooney
Subject 1: Me bragging without even an attempt at humility
Holy shit you fucktarts the Otters-Hawks game actually went exactly how I predicted it I consider myself Nostradamus and anybody who attempts to contest this self-proclamation shall be burned at the stake. I'd also like to take this opportunity to shit on archon for being a dumbfuck
oh no looks like the wraiths could not overcome the very good hawks team
what? how could this be? but that very smart man archon said that the otters were worse than the wraiths!
Subject 2: someone please fucking fix this league its broken wait its not
There is literally a thread right now that is currently active where a dude complains about there being an issue with the sim as a whole because one dude who switched from TE to DE isn't doing that great, and then presented evidence that this was a sim issue with a pretty small sample size, all on week 2 against the sabercats, and then he observed that there was a sack per game difference, as if that size of my penis sample size coupled with the fact it's 20 sims against the same fucking team would necessarily lead to a much better player. He then goes on to prove this is the case for a total number of ZERO other players and then proclaims a crisis. A 4 page thread ensues, multiple tests prove this is not the case, a lot of people are confused because they didn't take time to read the 400 or so word article and we move forward with our lives. Not that I have anything against Adam, he's a real good guy and I'm sure he was trying to talk about a legitimate issue but obviously this required more testing against more teams as well as more times, so do your due diligence before u post ladies and gentlemen.
Sidenote: Kckolbe's position thread is actually a legitimate issue though, high speed DEs switching to DT are enjoying way too much success. Like I get Tuck is good, but 21 sacks in 7 games is too good. Bjornsson is also too good. This also seems to apply to safeties who switch to LB, which as a DL I don't really care about but uh sounds bad fix that too.
Subject 3: The long awaited Waters' predictions because people value me and my opinion
Week 9
Outlaws @ Hawks
This game would have been interesting if the Hawks didn't literally just get absolutely fucked in the colon on the road by the Otters. The Hawks are probably as bummed out right now as legion players are happy when they get to leave in FA. It might still be interesting, but honestly, all signs point to the Outlaws winning this game pretty easily on their quest to go 14-0 this season, especially since Er is obviously rigging:
what the fuck is this tell me this isn't er rigging against the hawks
Otters @ Legion
I don't even feel like discussing this game but I guess I have to. We just beat one of the best teams in the league on the road like whoever says the legion have a chance here are just trying to be as edgy as most users in the NSFL are on a daily basis. So uh yeah. I predict Otters win. I know. Shocking.
Wraiths @ Yeti
I wish the yeti and the legion just were like relegated from the nsfl or something and just played permanently against each other. Like every game that isn't against each other they are pretty much guaranteed to lose, even against the shitstick wraiths. Archon should get at least 1 pancake or whatever the fuck OLs use to measure their worth and the wraiths should win like 55-3 or some shit like that.
Cats @ Liberty
This game should be interesting honestly. I think the Cats may be a better team than the Liberty this year but they just aren't at the level that they can be consistently beating teams on the road that aren't called the legion or the yeti. So I think the Liberty take this, but I wouldn't be surprised to see it go the other way in complete honesty. Also Budda will probably call me mean words if I don't say Liberty here so uh idk like 25-20 I know that's the weirdest fucking score you've ever seen in your life but I don't feel like thinking of a real score
ok bye bye now
this is a picture of my hero @Gooney
Subject 1: Me bragging without even an attempt at humility
Holy shit you fucktarts the Otters-Hawks game actually went exactly how I predicted it I consider myself Nostradamus and anybody who attempts to contest this self-proclamation shall be burned at the stake. I'd also like to take this opportunity to shit on archon for being a dumbfuck
oh no looks like the wraiths could not overcome the very good hawks team
what? how could this be? but that very smart man archon said that the otters were worse than the wraiths!
Subject 2: someone please fucking fix this league its broken wait its not
There is literally a thread right now that is currently active where a dude complains about there being an issue with the sim as a whole because one dude who switched from TE to DE isn't doing that great, and then presented evidence that this was a sim issue with a pretty small sample size, all on week 2 against the sabercats, and then he observed that there was a sack per game difference, as if that size of my penis sample size coupled with the fact it's 20 sims against the same fucking team would necessarily lead to a much better player. He then goes on to prove this is the case for a total number of ZERO other players and then proclaims a crisis. A 4 page thread ensues, multiple tests prove this is not the case, a lot of people are confused because they didn't take time to read the 400 or so word article and we move forward with our lives. Not that I have anything against Adam, he's a real good guy and I'm sure he was trying to talk about a legitimate issue but obviously this required more testing against more teams as well as more times, so do your due diligence before u post ladies and gentlemen.
Sidenote: Kckolbe's position thread is actually a legitimate issue though, high speed DEs switching to DT are enjoying way too much success. Like I get Tuck is good, but 21 sacks in 7 games is too good. Bjornsson is also too good. This also seems to apply to safeties who switch to LB, which as a DL I don't really care about but uh sounds bad fix that too.
Subject 3: The long awaited Waters' predictions because people value me and my opinion
Week 9
Outlaws @ Hawks
This game would have been interesting if the Hawks didn't literally just get absolutely fucked in the colon on the road by the Otters. The Hawks are probably as bummed out right now as legion players are happy when they get to leave in FA. It might still be interesting, but honestly, all signs point to the Outlaws winning this game pretty easily on their quest to go 14-0 this season, especially since Er is obviously rigging:
what the fuck is this tell me this isn't er rigging against the hawks
Otters @ Legion
I don't even feel like discussing this game but I guess I have to. We just beat one of the best teams in the league on the road like whoever says the legion have a chance here are just trying to be as edgy as most users in the NSFL are on a daily basis. So uh yeah. I predict Otters win. I know. Shocking.
Wraiths @ Yeti
I wish the yeti and the legion just were like relegated from the nsfl or something and just played permanently against each other. Like every game that isn't against each other they are pretty much guaranteed to lose, even against the shitstick wraiths. Archon should get at least 1 pancake or whatever the fuck OLs use to measure their worth and the wraiths should win like 55-3 or some shit like that.
Cats @ Liberty
This game should be interesting honestly. I think the Cats may be a better team than the Liberty this year but they just aren't at the level that they can be consistently beating teams on the road that aren't called the legion or the yeti. So I think the Liberty take this, but I wouldn't be surprised to see it go the other way in complete honesty. Also Budda will probably call me mean words if I don't say Liberty here so uh idk like 25-20 I know that's the weirdest fucking score you've ever seen in your life but I don't feel like thinking of a real score
ok bye bye now