Round 1
1 Doctor Who DE
2 Paul Edgecomb S
3 Kit Fisto RB
4 Hercules Henry RB
5 Siri Kjellstrom LB
6 Emerson Bigguns DT
7 Willie Swaggert RB
8 Xavier Buckley LB
9 Ali Star LB
10 Oops All-Pro DT
11 Perry Passiveman LB
12 Sebastian Lovecraft S
13 Juran Riley LB
14 Klaus von Reinherz OL
Round 2
15 Simon Winston CB
16 Dawelle Wevis CB
17 Micah Dixon CB
18 Worsethan Blaze RB
19 Frumious Bandersnatch TE
20 Andre Benn WR
21 Fin-Jeremy Har-Dur OL
22 Garlic Jr. DT
23 Chappy McChapperson QB
24 Scudl McDiddl QB
25 Master Chief KP
26 Luke Hunter S
27 Pitter Patter WR
28 Neil Bonnet TE
Round 3
29 Isabella Garcia-Shapiro OL
30 Local Cryptid TE
31 Mike Hawk LB
32 Asher Daniels TE
33 Cush Jones RB
34 Eye-Hardly Knower KP
35 La'Travious Ward S
36 Benny Hanna WR
37 Barret Garret OL
38 Hingle McCringleberry WR