Orange County Otters

[Nhamlet]

$1m to my surrogate children in madasgcar

The surrogate children thank you for your kind donation but are still resentful you moved them from Orange County to Madagascar. They send back a post card containing 5 TPE.
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[Duilio05]

$1M ticket to Curling Olympic Qualifying

The Curling Olympic ticket office are confused why you want to spend $1M on a ticket. Even their most expensive tickets are only a few thousand. Still, they hand you tickets to the best seat in the house where you learn much about how the release of a curling stone resembles that of a football leaving your QB's hand and comes to rest in the house of your hands. You estimate this knowledge to be worth about 5 TPE.
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[ReverendOReily]

$1 million toward jousting lessons and training

You hire the finest jouster in all of Orange County to come train you. Sadly you both forgot to bring horses so you train football instead to the tune of about 5 TPE.
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[Revolution5]

1 mil weekly training ac 203 - 5 tpe

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[Lime]

$1 billion training - 500 tpe

You don't have the money for 500 tpe, not even infinite has the money for 500 tpe. You can have 5 TPE for $1M instead
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[Eldorian]

1M weekly training with no clever remarks

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[Memento Mori]

$1m worth of Greggs' vegan sausage rolls

You walk into Greggs with a suitcase full of money and ask for every Vegan sausage roll they have. More are shipped in from around the country until you eventually have a million currency-conversion-rate-ignoring sausage rolls. The story makes the national news. Brandon Booker of Vegan sausage roll fame, will he eat them all? He begins.


You eat like 20, throw up and go exercise to make yourself feel less terrible. You gain 5 TPE from the experience.
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[shrub02]

$1 mil weekly training

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[Seymour]

1m weekly training

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[ReverendOReily]

$1 million training donation to PMoney’s favorite organization because he manages to turn something as mundane as the weekly training thread into something fun

The $1m has been taken from your bank account and donated to my favourite fund, PMoney's bank account. However I did have to bribe the bank $1m to perform this transaction so we come out pretty even still. Thanks to you for making my banking job fun as well.
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