$1M ticket to annual Calaveras County Jumping Frog Jubilee*
*this is a real event
Not only does the $1M buy you entry into the Jubilee, but it also buys you a prized frog to enter. As you release the frog onto the lily pad you run as fast as you can towards the other end of the pond with the frog's favourite food, dauphinoise potatoes (he's a fancy frog, possibly a relation of Joseph Petrongolo). The frog can smell his prize and there's nothing stopping him from getting those potatoes, he takes a giant leap after you, clearing 5 lily pads in the process. You keep running but the frog is gaining ground after his second leap. You perform a final burst of speed so your frog lands just before you and wins the contest. The crowd goes wild!!!!
Your running away from the frog has helped you train for football at about 5 TPE worth of skills. However the frog eats too many of the potatoes and becomes too large to ever compete again.
PROCESSED
*this is a real event
Not only does the $1M buy you entry into the Jubilee, but it also buys you a prized frog to enter. As you release the frog onto the lily pad you run as fast as you can towards the other end of the pond with the frog's favourite food, dauphinoise potatoes (he's a fancy frog, possibly a relation of Joseph Petrongolo). The frog can smell his prize and there's nothing stopping him from getting those potatoes, he takes a giant leap after you, clearing 5 lily pads in the process. You keep running but the frog is gaining ground after his second leap. You perform a final burst of speed so your frog lands just before you and wins the contest. The crowd goes wild!!!!
Your running away from the frog has helped you train for football at about 5 TPE worth of skills. However the frog eats too many of the potatoes and becomes too large to ever compete again.
PROCESSED