03-10-2024, 12:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-19-2024, 08:29 AM by wetwilleh. Edited 3 times in total.)
@WalterYensid has recently published an S46 mock draft that I believe to be insane. Names like 'Walter Yensid' and 'Brad Woof'. ever heard of these guys in the S46 draft before. So now I intend to right this wrong by giving a true S46 mock draft.
1.1 - WR - Silence Suzuka
The Wraiths need a receiver badly, and Silence Suzuka is the highest earning one in the class currently. Don't really know about the user though, heard he's a little weird.
1.2 - LB - Oxford Comma
NOLA is in a deep rebuild, and will hopefully be out of it soon. Oxford Comma is a tremendous LB, and should add long term stability to an already strong position group. Dom is a tremendous user, and possibly the greatest Town of Salem player I've ever seen.
1.3 - WR - KrustyKrab Pizza
SJS has a tremendous fantastic max earning WR1. And yet I'm still compelled to say he 'sux lmap'. Their WR2 is well on his way to the 1k mark as well. Their WR3 is earning at a far slower pace, but is still a solid option. SJS has a great WR room, so you may be thinking why SJS would take a receiver here then. It's because I stole Wizard's orb and can see the future. Dindog is also a fantastic user, and any team should be jumping at the opportunity to grab him.
1.4 - RB - Corey Trevor
Chicago has 2 RBs on the roster right now. An old and regressing JHM, and Jake Jefferson who appears to be a slower earner. Corey Trevor is a top RB in this class, and should be able to come in quickly to secure the future of the RB position for Chicago.
1.5 - TRADE
This is a predictive mock draft. Can't have a true prediction without trades!
Here I project Chicago trades the 5th pick to Berlin. In return, Chicago gets DE GOAT TANNK.
1.5 - CB - Devin Jones
Berlin has 2 CBs on the roster, one of which is deep into regression. Drizzy is the current highest earner in the class, and is a great addition to a depleted CB room.
1.6 - S - Drake Wane
Not necessarily the highest earner, Amkamkamk has created some incredible media, and is well on his way towards at least a gemini nomination. While not the highest earner, he has already proven to be an incredible user.
1.7 - WR - Chopper Donquixote
Caused the darkest day in London Royals history. Undraftable in my opinion. That being said, he's actually a fantastic user, and a max earner. OCO adds to their already fantastic, but soon to be aging WR room.
1.8 - TRADE
Thats right! I'm predicting another trade! Having already made a pick in the first round, I believe Berlin trades back here with Sarasota. Sarasota sends their first round pick (1.13), and their second to Berlin for the 8th overall pick, and Berlin's 3rd round pick.
1.8 - LB - Leopold Roy
While I have personally never interacted with him, Gordon Bombay is the user behind the third highest earning player ever. Sarasota will need a LB in the future as well. I think its a no brainer to take Gordon Bombay at this point, a proven max earner at a future position of need. And from what I have heard about him, he is a great user.
1.9 - OL - Octavio Volarus
NOLA's one true weakness, the OL. Octavio Volarus will be able to surpass NOLA's highest TPE OL in just a few seasons, and be an elite OL for quite some time for NOLA.
1.10 - RB - Purdy Mediocre
Danny Nedelko has been run into the ground by Arizona. If Bertie Mannering-Phips hopes to be able to walk normally after his career on Arizona, they will absolutely need another RB to help him out in the future. Kalesalad is a fantastic user, and a max earning RB. Let's hope he can help BMP walk normally when his career is over.
- 1.11 - K/P - Hearty Harry
I'll be honest with this one, I just threw a dart at a board. Honolulu already has the best kicker in the league with Ray Baker. I'm too lazy to put someone else here though, so I guess I'll just have them taking Hearty Harry.
- 1.12 - DT - Leo Simon Schwartz
Honolulu is a great team, and will surely be a great time for a long time to come. New user griis will be a great addition to their defensive line, and should help Honolulu continue their reign of dominance in the ASFC.
- 1.13 - S - PeePee Poop-Eater Jr.
With easily the greatest name in the draft, this is a steal for Berlin at 13. PeePee Poop-Eater Jr. also fills a position of immediate need as both of Berlin's safeties are deep in regression.
- 1.14 - RB - Seventh Rounder
ElMerchanto is a great user, and is somehow still available at pick 14. Both of the Austin RBs are either in regression or will be regressing soon. A user of his caliber available here and at a position of future need is a no brainer for the S45 Ultimus champions.
This concludes my prediction of the S46 first round, none of these weird names that don't exist yet.
1.1 - WR - Silence Suzuka
The Wraiths need a receiver badly, and Silence Suzuka is the highest earning one in the class currently. Don't really know about the user though, heard he's a little weird.
1.2 - LB - Oxford Comma
NOLA is in a deep rebuild, and will hopefully be out of it soon. Oxford Comma is a tremendous LB, and should add long term stability to an already strong position group. Dom is a tremendous user, and possibly the greatest Town of Salem player I've ever seen.
1.3 - WR - KrustyKrab Pizza
SJS has a tremendous fantastic max earning WR1. And yet I'm still compelled to say he 'sux lmap'. Their WR2 is well on his way to the 1k mark as well. Their WR3 is earning at a far slower pace, but is still a solid option. SJS has a great WR room, so you may be thinking why SJS would take a receiver here then. It's because I stole Wizard's orb and can see the future. Dindog is also a fantastic user, and any team should be jumping at the opportunity to grab him.
1.4 - RB - Corey Trevor
Chicago has 2 RBs on the roster right now. An old and regressing JHM, and Jake Jefferson who appears to be a slower earner. Corey Trevor is a top RB in this class, and should be able to come in quickly to secure the future of the RB position for Chicago.
1.5 - TRADE
This is a predictive mock draft. Can't have a true prediction without trades!
Here I project Chicago trades the 5th pick to Berlin. In return, Chicago gets DE GOAT TANNK.
1.5 - CB - Devin Jones
Berlin has 2 CBs on the roster, one of which is deep into regression. Drizzy is the current highest earner in the class, and is a great addition to a depleted CB room.
1.6 - S - Drake Wane
Not necessarily the highest earner, Amkamkamk has created some incredible media, and is well on his way towards at least a gemini nomination. While not the highest earner, he has already proven to be an incredible user.
1.7 - WR - Chopper Donquixote
Caused the darkest day in London Royals history. Undraftable in my opinion. That being said, he's actually a fantastic user, and a max earner. OCO adds to their already fantastic, but soon to be aging WR room.
1.8 - TRADE
Thats right! I'm predicting another trade! Having already made a pick in the first round, I believe Berlin trades back here with Sarasota. Sarasota sends their first round pick (1.13), and their second to Berlin for the 8th overall pick, and Berlin's 3rd round pick.
1.8 - LB - Leopold Roy
While I have personally never interacted with him, Gordon Bombay is the user behind the third highest earning player ever. Sarasota will need a LB in the future as well. I think its a no brainer to take Gordon Bombay at this point, a proven max earner at a future position of need. And from what I have heard about him, he is a great user.
1.9 - OL - Octavio Volarus
NOLA's one true weakness, the OL. Octavio Volarus will be able to surpass NOLA's highest TPE OL in just a few seasons, and be an elite OL for quite some time for NOLA.
1.10 - RB - Purdy Mediocre
Danny Nedelko has been run into the ground by Arizona. If Bertie Mannering-Phips hopes to be able to walk normally after his career on Arizona, they will absolutely need another RB to help him out in the future. Kalesalad is a fantastic user, and a max earning RB. Let's hope he can help BMP walk normally when his career is over.
- 1.11 - K/P - Hearty Harry
I'll be honest with this one, I just threw a dart at a board. Honolulu already has the best kicker in the league with Ray Baker. I'm too lazy to put someone else here though, so I guess I'll just have them taking Hearty Harry.
- 1.12 - DT - Leo Simon Schwartz
Honolulu is a great team, and will surely be a great time for a long time to come. New user griis will be a great addition to their defensive line, and should help Honolulu continue their reign of dominance in the ASFC.
- 1.13 - S - PeePee Poop-Eater Jr.
With easily the greatest name in the draft, this is a steal for Berlin at 13. PeePee Poop-Eater Jr. also fills a position of immediate need as both of Berlin's safeties are deep in regression.
- 1.14 - RB - Seventh Rounder
ElMerchanto is a great user, and is somehow still available at pick 14. Both of the Austin RBs are either in regression or will be regressing soon. A user of his caliber available here and at a position of future need is a no brainer for the S45 Ultimus champions.
This concludes my prediction of the S46 first round, none of these weird names that don't exist yet.