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Johnathon Saint is not a man who likes bragging about his self. Unlike Big Sean and Drake, K Dot or anyone for that matter, has had to tell him to be humble. But it’s time for some people to put some respect on his name. Johnathon Saint is the best linebacker in the NFL. I don’t think there is a case to be made otherwise. People say Jaylon Lee is the best linebacker in the NSFL. Some say Erasmo Broadway and Hariff Ernston. I even heard people say, AC Hackett. Johnathon Saint is always the next man mentioned. Therein lies the problem, every single one of the previous names mentioned lacks the consistency Johnathon has shown. He is on pace for another 100 tackle and 10 sack season. The first player to ever do it and potentially the first player to do it three times. He is also on pace to be the first member of the 100/10/10/10 club. That means he’s going to get 100 tackles, 10 tackles for loss, 10 sacks, and 10 passes defended this season. This record has been overshadowed by Jayce Tuck phenomenal year and the underperformance of the Yeti. Maybe it’s the small market of Colorado or the reserved nature of Johnathon Saint but it’s completely insane that he is never mentioned as the best linebacker in the NSFL.
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When one thinks of the quarterbacks in the NSFL, one might think of guys like Chris Orosz, Scrub Kyubee, or Jaemis Christ, and rightfully so, because they are amongst the top QBs in the NSFL. However, when thinking about the quarterbacks, in the sense of "being the best at what they do" , Ethan Hunt, comes to mind. You might be asking yourself "What? Why? He's not even the best QB?" Maybe you're right, maybe he's not the best, but he is the best at what he does, and what he does is have fuckin $wagger. The swag that Ethan Hunt plays with is unrivalled and unheard of from the quarterback position. He's got the arm, and the legs to make plays, but he's also got that "it" factor. From the way he dresses, to the way he escapes the pocket and makes crazy throws, Hunt is a baller, a big baller one might say. The sheer swagger Ethan Hunt has makes the women swoon, the men wish they were him, and his teammates glad that they have such a cool cat at QB. He's the coolest quarterback in the NSFL, so yes he is the best at what he does, when what he does is being a swaggy ass baller.
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Despite a stark lack of team success, linebacker AC Hackett has cemented himself as the league's best at one crucial skill: contract negotiation. Following a trade from the San Jose Sabercats to the Yellowknife Wraiths, despite the latter's world-class locker room, Hackett set out on his plan to become the highest-paid player in league history. While taking care to be a positive LR presence, he made clear that he was going to hit free agency in search of the proverbial "Brink's Truck."
Considering the relative dearth of free agents, Hackett recognized that he would never have more leverage and, thus, that the S3 offseason would be the best opportunity to achieve his goals. All of the subtle scheming culminated in The Letter, a statement released following the Wraiths premature playoff exit at the hand of the Baltimore Hawks. Hackett officially declared his intentions to test the free agent market and went on record that he valued salary above team quality in making his choice. Without question, his strategy paid off, as he went on to sign a two-year deal with an average annual value of 10mm, the highest in league history. And in terms of total value, Hackett's two-year deal nearly eclipsed the three-year contract of former starling Josh Bercovici. What the next free agent period has in store is a mystery, but if anyone is going to repeat his success, it's Hackett. Oh yeah, he's also the smartest defensive player in the league and the king of self-aggrandizing PTs
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John Canton is one of the best CBs in the league, we saw that last season and again this season. One of the reasons that he is a top CB is the number of PDs he gets. He is a top CB because he forces incompletions, derails drives, and terrorizes your top WR. Canton ended the season last season with 23 PDs, the highest in the league. This ability to disrupt the WR and stop drives cold is what makes him a good finisher and one of the best DBs in the game right now. He started off slowly this season, and currently has 15 PDs. However he’s trending in the right direction as the season comes to an end, as he had 7 PDs in the previous 2 games. He also has 3 more interceptions than he did last season, so he’s become more well-rounded and has a legitimate claim at best CB in the league. He terrorizes those who oppose him, and there is a reason that the SaberCats secondary is considered to be one of, if not the best secondary in the league this season. Canton is at the helm of that top defensive backfield, and it’s not hard to see why he is their top DB.
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