Quarterback
Adrian St Christmas - FA
Blaine Falco - NYS
Donovan Winters III - AZ
Jay Cue III - AUS
Josh Patterson - SJS
Lenard McRobinson - HON
Lloyd Bannings - OCO
Maximus Boudreaux - YKW
Octavion Speedings - NOLA
Painted Penguin - CHI
Preston Beatz - BAL
Thor Bollrsveifla - CTC
Tua TurnDaBallOva - BER
Willier Miller - SAR
Wolfie McDummy Jr - COL
Running Back
- Triceracop - CHI
Aaron Ford - NOLA
Ace Anderson - SAR
Anakin Skywalker - BAL
Bertie Mannering-Phipps - AZ
Corey Trevor - CHI
Dan Sevin - NOLA
Danny Nedelko - AZ
Dru Freduci - CTC
Eilliot Berry - YKW
Fig Newton - HON
Frank Dux - NYS
Hercules Henry - COL
Howard Coward - AUS
Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin - BAL
Jeff Newman - AUS
Kit Fisto - SJS
Kumquat Archipelago - SAR
Kyle Bessey - BER
Kyle Crane - NOLA
Leandre Diarra - NYS
Maple Dogwood - SJS
Michael Touchback - FA
Money Tolliver - YKW
Nakiri Ayame - CTC
Pete Zuh - FA
Purdy Mediocre - AZ
Reginald Hammerfall - OCO
Reginald Shrubbery - OCO
Scorch von Turbo - CTC
Sean Aldrich - AUS
Stetson David - HON
Swamp Maiden - COL
Tatum Washington the III - FA
Will Nuck - NOLA
Willie Swaggert - BER
Wide Receiver
A Waffle - CHI
Benji Aguilera - AZ
Big McLarge Huge - OCO
Brad Woof - HON
Branden Rojas - FA
Delores Bickerman - AUS
Diego López de Castilla - OCO
Eli Prince - NOLA
Emile Charles - BER
Florida Man - SJS
Forozka Duanei - HON
Hank Mardukas - NOLA
Jay Money - CHI
Jimmy Ryder - FA
Johnny Blaze Jr - SAR
Jordan Bamford - AZ
Kairo Knight - CTC
Keanu Calhoun - SJS
Lane Frost III - YKW
Leopold Roy - SAR
Malik Brooks - CTC
Mandrews McHollywood - NYS
Maria Teresa de la Rosa - BAL
Matthew Mara - NYS
Mattrim Cauthon - FA
National Treasure - COL
NCADV RAINN - COL
Nick Williams - YKW
Oliver Tolliver - OCO
Orange Julius - SJS
Pitter Patter - BER
Really Creative-Name - BER
Rocky Moreaux - BAL
Sam Mercury - SAR
Sean Robinson - NYS
Sem'ga Nah'sim - CHI
Shane Turnbull - BAL
Silence Suzuka - YKW
Speedy Gizmo - HON
Teenie Hodges - FA
Thomas Passarelli - NOLA
Tim Riggins - COL
Tyler Hunt - YKW
Zaphod Beeblebrox - AUS
Tight End
Bong Stevens - FA
Bread Bowl - OCO
Detective Crashmore - YKW
Kenny Szymborski - SJS
La'Fluke Paris-Johnson - COL
Mister Hogmally - COL
Neil Bonnet - CHI
Penger Tolliver - AUS
Offensive Line
Aaron Jäger - OCO
Artemis Entreri - SAR
Beeg Beeg Yoshi Jr - AZ
Bengal Tigerheart - OCO
Biggie Fast - NOLA
Billy Ennair - OCO
Brandon Mason - AUS
Brock Lesnar - AUS
Bruce Talis - SJS
Bubba Chubb - BAL
Burnt Toast - BER
Don Tollibeo - AZ
Eldroh Kove - NOLA
Fin-Jeremy Har-Dur - OCO
Fortified Fridge - AZ
Great Khali - AUS
Ivan Ivanov - CHI
J.T. Kurbis - YKW
Johnson Lovehammer - YKW
Joshua Maybry - BAL
Kelijah Verwae - NOLA
Klaus von Reinherz - COL
Lord Farquaads - SJS
McDripsen McDropsen - NOLA
Melvin Harris - BER
Mike Ehrmantraut - CTC
Modest Mussorgsky - SJS
Octavio Volarus - NOLA
Raw Cheese McPickle - SAR
Remi Musgrave-Smythe - AZ
Ryan Knock - BAL
Saveour Piethons - NYS
Shucks McShuckle - FA
Swantavius Stack - SJS
Trent Silverback - HON
Tunkha Danstrol - BAL
Walrus Jones - OCO
Wario Saturday - HON
Yummy HotDogPie - FA
Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj - CHI
Kicker
Bob Kickerson - CTC
Booter McGavin - SJS
Charlie Brown - AUS
David Doug - CHI
Golden Foote - BER
Jack Sloth - NOLA
Jayme Jayne Jay-Jaymison - AZ
King Leonidas I - OCO
Master Chief - BAL
Pete Moss - COL
Ray Baker - HON
Swantavius King - SAR
Wing Wang - NYS
Zenzeroni Xystarch II - YKW
Defensive Line
Action Bronson - NYS
Alex Armstrong - SJS
Bruce White - NOLA
Carly Rae Jensen - AUS
Carter Goad - BAL
Casino Robin - FA
Clint Mustache - BER
Crazy Tomato - OCO
D'Jasper Probincrux - BER
Damarcus Cole - SAR
Dan Dandrews - YKW
Doctor Who - CHI
Dormo Bloodhand - HON
Emerson Bigguns - YKW
Faust Leercor - CHI
Frederick Carlson - AUS
Frumious Bandersnatch - OCO
Gil Fischer - SAR
Giles Marrett - COL
Ginand Toxic - SAR
GOAT TANNK - CHI
Good Player - NYS
Iosefa Fuamatu-Ma'afala - BAL
James Batista - HON
Jason Steele - CTC
Jumbo Edward - SJS
Lenny Longpipe - HON
Leo Simon Schwartz - HON
Lieks Acksalot - CHI
Lionel Scrimmage - NYS
Liv Elsathelookout - NOLA
Luke Laraque - CTC
Marco Steele - COL
MC Hammer - BAL
Midwest Emo - NOLA
Mo Gago - YKW
Oops All-Pro - AUS
Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man - HON
Ronald McDonald - SJS
Ryan Lawrence - CTC
Ryan McBean - OCO
Sack Sparrow - BER
Savathûn Witchqueen - COL
Scruffy The Janitor - AZ
Sewage Joe Fantringham - AZ
Sir Tywrell Xah'Aawrone - AZ
Sonny Johnson - NOLA
Linebacker
Akaki Akayre - AZ
Aleksandar Ković - CHI
Ali Star - SAR
Allister Adebam - NOLA
Bay Webb - NYS
Brian Duke - BER
Bruce Buckley Jr - FA
Bubba Hog - NOLA
Caleb Hayden - HON
Cheecago Boucher - YKW
Crasher Wake - AUS
Cruella de Ville - SJS
DJ Maclean - SJS
Donte Darius - COL
Dub Redd - NYS
Duilio's Beard - SJS
Federico Americano - COL
Fred Edison - FA
Gaius Gleel - BER
Ignatious Cleetington - SAR
Iman Outlaw - AZ
Joe Bazooka - BAL
Joey Battle - CHI
John Stark VIII - OCO
Jordan Hartline - BER
Josh Gibson - NOLA
Juran Riley - CTC
Justin Willis - CTC
Kenny McCormick - SJS
Kevin McThumper - FA
King Dedede - SAR
LeHarm James - CHI
Liath Squirrel - OCO
Mario Moloka'i - AUS
Mathias Mayhem - OCO
Max Honestly - SAR
Maxwell Friedman - HON
Mike Gesicki - BER
Narl Hecklenburg - BAL
Norman Smiley - CHI
Oxford Comma - NOLA
Perry Passiveman - NYS
RE #88 - COL
Rodney Rosadino - HON
Rolud Onyxgut - CTC
Rush Hardman - HON
Sherwin Blue Jr - AZ
Sim Sunigh - OCO
Siri Kjellstrom - OCO
Sledge Hammer - BAL
Tank McGibbons - AUS
Teemo Swift - NYS
Terry Johnson - YKW
Thomas Sutha - AZ
Thor Dangerson - YKW
Toad Wananapaoa - FA
Wälter Gunther - AUS
Waylen Greene - COL
Defensive Back
- Bunny - COL
- Geralt - AUS
- The Riddler - NYS
Ace McAlister - OCO
Alita Battle Angel - OCO
Amanda HugAndKiss - CHI
Antoine Winfield Jr - BAL
Apollo Program - BAL
Bell Peepo - COL
Benjamin Duvernay - AZ
Bill Cravy - CHI
Billy Jor-El - NOLA
Blacksmith Andre - SJS
Bonzi Buddy - NYS
Bourtol Halcomsby - BAL
Brian Vincent-Vega - AZ
Brooks Piggott - SJS
C.G. Breezy Jr - AZ
Chaos Vert - BER
Charlie Thorsen - BER
Dawelle Wevis - NOLA
Demarius Cook - BAL
Devin Jones - BER
Dewey Greenbeans - CHI
Diggs Sideline-touchdown - BER
Dino Nuggets - BAL
Dip Dhillon - FA
Drake Wane - NYS
Ezra Azazel - NOLA
Felix Waterman - COL
Fronky Fresh - SAR
Gajeel Redfox - AUS
Harley Andrews - SAR
Hearty Harry - HON
Heiiajs Owidhuse - CHI
Honey Humphries - NOLA
Jake Williams - BAL
Jamdrian LeBayers - OCO
Jamie Orion - SAR
Kadarius Claypool II - YKW
Laszlo Forty-Two - BER
Legs McMillion - CTC
Loose Cannon - NYS
Luigi Lanikai - HON
Luigi Numberone - CTC
Luke Hunter - YKW
Lyle Taylor - NYS
Marty Crane - CHI
Mary Marie - COL
Matthew Fryars - HON
Mega Tron - SJS
Mike Holiday - FA
Miller Light - SAR
Notso Smart - AZ
Orga Panda - YKW
Paul Dosza - AZ
Paul Edgecomb - NOLA
Rico Savage - CHI
Robert Green - AUS
Roque Cotswald - HON
Scott Junior - NOLA
Sebastian Lovecraft - CTC
Sergei Nunkanblok - YKW
Seth Leavitt - HON
Simon Winston - CTC
SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler - COL
Smokin Jay - OCO
Spruce Willis - SAR
Sticky Hands - CTC
Synystyr Gates - COL
Tha Thu Craicte - SJS
The Red Panda - SJS
Trent Thigpen - AUS
Tyler One - YKW
Wayne Miller - OCO
Adrian St Christmas - FA
Blaine Falco - NYS
Donovan Winters III - AZ
Jay Cue III - AUS
Josh Patterson - SJS
Lenard McRobinson - HON
Lloyd Bannings - OCO
Maximus Boudreaux - YKW
Octavion Speedings - NOLA
Painted Penguin - CHI
Preston Beatz - BAL
Thor Bollrsveifla - CTC
Tua TurnDaBallOva - BER
Willier Miller - SAR
Wolfie McDummy Jr - COL
Running Back
- Triceracop - CHI
Aaron Ford - NOLA
Ace Anderson - SAR
Anakin Skywalker - BAL
Bertie Mannering-Phipps - AZ
Corey Trevor - CHI
Dan Sevin - NOLA
Danny Nedelko - AZ
Dru Freduci - CTC
Eilliot Berry - YKW
Fig Newton - HON
Frank Dux - NYS
Hercules Henry - COL
Howard Coward - AUS
Jarvis Harbinger-Marjin - BAL
Jeff Newman - AUS
Kit Fisto - SJS
Kumquat Archipelago - SAR
Kyle Bessey - BER
Kyle Crane - NOLA
Leandre Diarra - NYS
Maple Dogwood - SJS
Michael Touchback - FA
Money Tolliver - YKW
Nakiri Ayame - CTC
Pete Zuh - FA
Purdy Mediocre - AZ
Reginald Hammerfall - OCO
Reginald Shrubbery - OCO
Scorch von Turbo - CTC
Sean Aldrich - AUS
Stetson David - HON
Swamp Maiden - COL
Tatum Washington the III - FA
Will Nuck - NOLA
Willie Swaggert - BER
Wide Receiver
A Waffle - CHI
Benji Aguilera - AZ
Big McLarge Huge - OCO
Brad Woof - HON
Branden Rojas - FA
Delores Bickerman - AUS
Diego López de Castilla - OCO
Eli Prince - NOLA
Emile Charles - BER
Florida Man - SJS
Forozka Duanei - HON
Hank Mardukas - NOLA
Jay Money - CHI
Jimmy Ryder - FA
Johnny Blaze Jr - SAR
Jordan Bamford - AZ
Kairo Knight - CTC
Keanu Calhoun - SJS
Lane Frost III - YKW
Leopold Roy - SAR
Malik Brooks - CTC
Mandrews McHollywood - NYS
Maria Teresa de la Rosa - BAL
Matthew Mara - NYS
Mattrim Cauthon - FA
National Treasure - COL
NCADV RAINN - COL
Nick Williams - YKW
Oliver Tolliver - OCO
Orange Julius - SJS
Pitter Patter - BER
Really Creative-Name - BER
Rocky Moreaux - BAL
Sam Mercury - SAR
Sean Robinson - NYS
Sem'ga Nah'sim - CHI
Shane Turnbull - BAL
Silence Suzuka - YKW
Speedy Gizmo - HON
Teenie Hodges - FA
Thomas Passarelli - NOLA
Tim Riggins - COL
Tyler Hunt - YKW
Zaphod Beeblebrox - AUS
Tight End
Bong Stevens - FA
Bread Bowl - OCO
Detective Crashmore - YKW
Kenny Szymborski - SJS
La'Fluke Paris-Johnson - COL
Mister Hogmally - COL
Neil Bonnet - CHI
Penger Tolliver - AUS
Offensive Line
Aaron Jäger - OCO
Artemis Entreri - SAR
Beeg Beeg Yoshi Jr - AZ
Bengal Tigerheart - OCO
Biggie Fast - NOLA
Billy Ennair - OCO
Brandon Mason - AUS
Brock Lesnar - AUS
Bruce Talis - SJS
Bubba Chubb - BAL
Burnt Toast - BER
Don Tollibeo - AZ
Eldroh Kove - NOLA
Fin-Jeremy Har-Dur - OCO
Fortified Fridge - AZ
Great Khali - AUS
Ivan Ivanov - CHI
J.T. Kurbis - YKW
Johnson Lovehammer - YKW
Joshua Maybry - BAL
Kelijah Verwae - NOLA
Klaus von Reinherz - COL
Lord Farquaads - SJS
McDripsen McDropsen - NOLA
Melvin Harris - BER
Mike Ehrmantraut - CTC
Modest Mussorgsky - SJS
Octavio Volarus - NOLA
Raw Cheese McPickle - SAR
Remi Musgrave-Smythe - AZ
Ryan Knock - BAL
Saveour Piethons - NYS
Shucks McShuckle - FA
Swantavius Stack - SJS
Trent Silverback - HON
Tunkha Danstrol - BAL
Walrus Jones - OCO
Wario Saturday - HON
Yummy HotDogPie - FA
Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj - CHI
Kicker
Bob Kickerson - CTC
Booter McGavin - SJS
Charlie Brown - AUS
David Doug - CHI
Golden Foote - BER
Jack Sloth - NOLA
Jayme Jayne Jay-Jaymison - AZ
King Leonidas I - OCO
Master Chief - BAL
Pete Moss - COL
Ray Baker - HON
Swantavius King - SAR
Wing Wang - NYS
Zenzeroni Xystarch II - YKW
Defensive Line
Action Bronson - NYS
Alex Armstrong - SJS
Bruce White - NOLA
Carly Rae Jensen - AUS
Carter Goad - BAL
Casino Robin - FA
Clint Mustache - BER
Crazy Tomato - OCO
D'Jasper Probincrux - BER
Damarcus Cole - SAR
Dan Dandrews - YKW
Doctor Who - CHI
Dormo Bloodhand - HON
Emerson Bigguns - YKW
Faust Leercor - CHI
Frederick Carlson - AUS
Frumious Bandersnatch - OCO
Gil Fischer - SAR
Giles Marrett - COL
Ginand Toxic - SAR
GOAT TANNK - CHI
Good Player - NYS
Iosefa Fuamatu-Ma'afala - BAL
James Batista - HON
Jason Steele - CTC
Jumbo Edward - SJS
Lenny Longpipe - HON
Leo Simon Schwartz - HON
Lieks Acksalot - CHI
Lionel Scrimmage - NYS
Liv Elsathelookout - NOLA
Luke Laraque - CTC
Marco Steele - COL
MC Hammer - BAL
Midwest Emo - NOLA
Mo Gago - YKW
Oops All-Pro - AUS
Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man - HON
Ronald McDonald - SJS
Ryan Lawrence - CTC
Ryan McBean - OCO
Sack Sparrow - BER
Savathûn Witchqueen - COL
Scruffy The Janitor - AZ
Sewage Joe Fantringham - AZ
Sir Tywrell Xah'Aawrone - AZ
Sonny Johnson - NOLA
Linebacker
Akaki Akayre - AZ
Aleksandar Ković - CHI
Ali Star - SAR
Allister Adebam - NOLA
Bay Webb - NYS
Brian Duke - BER
Bruce Buckley Jr - FA
Bubba Hog - NOLA
Caleb Hayden - HON
Cheecago Boucher - YKW
Crasher Wake - AUS
Cruella de Ville - SJS
DJ Maclean - SJS
Donte Darius - COL
Dub Redd - NYS
Duilio's Beard - SJS
Federico Americano - COL
Fred Edison - FA
Gaius Gleel - BER
Ignatious Cleetington - SAR
Iman Outlaw - AZ
Joe Bazooka - BAL
Joey Battle - CHI
John Stark VIII - OCO
Jordan Hartline - BER
Josh Gibson - NOLA
Juran Riley - CTC
Justin Willis - CTC
Kenny McCormick - SJS
Kevin McThumper - FA
King Dedede - SAR
LeHarm James - CHI
Liath Squirrel - OCO
Mario Moloka'i - AUS
Mathias Mayhem - OCO
Max Honestly - SAR
Maxwell Friedman - HON
Mike Gesicki - BER
Narl Hecklenburg - BAL
Norman Smiley - CHI
Oxford Comma - NOLA
Perry Passiveman - NYS
RE #88 - COL
Rodney Rosadino - HON
Rolud Onyxgut - CTC
Rush Hardman - HON
Sherwin Blue Jr - AZ
Sim Sunigh - OCO
Siri Kjellstrom - OCO
Sledge Hammer - BAL
Tank McGibbons - AUS
Teemo Swift - NYS
Terry Johnson - YKW
Thomas Sutha - AZ
Thor Dangerson - YKW
Toad Wananapaoa - FA
Wälter Gunther - AUS
Waylen Greene - COL
Defensive Back
- Bunny - COL
- Geralt - AUS
- The Riddler - NYS
Ace McAlister - OCO
Alita Battle Angel - OCO
Amanda HugAndKiss - CHI
Antoine Winfield Jr - BAL
Apollo Program - BAL
Bell Peepo - COL
Benjamin Duvernay - AZ
Bill Cravy - CHI
Billy Jor-El - NOLA
Blacksmith Andre - SJS
Bonzi Buddy - NYS
Bourtol Halcomsby - BAL
Brian Vincent-Vega - AZ
Brooks Piggott - SJS
C.G. Breezy Jr - AZ
Chaos Vert - BER
Charlie Thorsen - BER
Dawelle Wevis - NOLA
Demarius Cook - BAL
Devin Jones - BER
Dewey Greenbeans - CHI
Diggs Sideline-touchdown - BER
Dino Nuggets - BAL
Dip Dhillon - FA
Drake Wane - NYS
Ezra Azazel - NOLA
Felix Waterman - COL
Fronky Fresh - SAR
Gajeel Redfox - AUS
Harley Andrews - SAR
Hearty Harry - HON
Heiiajs Owidhuse - CHI
Honey Humphries - NOLA
Jake Williams - BAL
Jamdrian LeBayers - OCO
Jamie Orion - SAR
Kadarius Claypool II - YKW
Laszlo Forty-Two - BER
Legs McMillion - CTC
Loose Cannon - NYS
Luigi Lanikai - HON
Luigi Numberone - CTC
Luke Hunter - YKW
Lyle Taylor - NYS
Marty Crane - CHI
Mary Marie - COL
Matthew Fryars - HON
Mega Tron - SJS
Mike Holiday - FA
Miller Light - SAR
Notso Smart - AZ
Orga Panda - YKW
Paul Dosza - AZ
Paul Edgecomb - NOLA
Rico Savage - CHI
Robert Green - AUS
Roque Cotswald - HON
Scott Junior - NOLA
Sebastian Lovecraft - CTC
Sergei Nunkanblok - YKW
Seth Leavitt - HON
Simon Winston - CTC
SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler - COL
Smokin Jay - OCO
Spruce Willis - SAR
Sticky Hands - CTC
Synystyr Gates - COL
Tha Thu Craicte - SJS
The Red Panda - SJS
Trent Thigpen - AUS
Tyler One - YKW
Wayne Miller - OCO