A THORough Review of our Assets.

[lordcoolcats]

 QB Thor Bǫllrsveifla @Thor 9xx TPE 

S48: $4,000,000 MO NTC
S49: $4,000,000 MO NTC
S50: $4,000,000 MO NTC
S51: $4,000,000 SA- MO NTC
S52: $4,000,000 SA- MO NTC
S53: $4,000,000 SA- MO NTC
S54: $4,000,000 SA- MO NTC
S55: $4,000,000 SA- MO NTC

1.) For every game Thor plays in which CTC wins, a team representative must provide him with a small treat. Treats accepted for this clause include but are not limited to: Doggo pictures, a small compliment, a crisp virtual high-five, or listening to Thor rant about something for a minute. (Unenforcable)

2.) Any time Thor vultures a RB touchdown (within the 5 yard line), the GMs must add a tally to the running total. At the end of the regular season, the GMs shall write a Thor-related poem with the number of lines totaling that tally.  (Enforcable)

3.) The most recent recipient of a Thor passing TD should be granted the "Thor's Favourite" role in the CTC server. This clause does not have to be enacted during games unless the GMs wish to, and can otherwise be implemented post game. (Enforcable)

4.) If Thor (the player, not user) receives any nominations for awards during ISFL Honors, a team representative will write a 500 word media piece on why he is the most deserving candidate for the award. (Enforcable)

[Thor]

[Thor]

Reaccept after minor edit (TPE total was marked at 8xx instead of 9xx, no other changes made)

[CeeKay]

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