Jeff Newman has decided to set sail for his favorite retirement home: Finland! (Cause reasons. I don't know really just a funny tennis joke from a tennis forum I visit often.)
Anyways, I would just like to thank the Norfolk Seawolves for picking me up on waivers, the London Royals for drafting me, and the Austin Copperheads for drafting me and leading me to honestly not a bad career. I'm glad to have gotten a championship, a 1000-yard rushing season, an almost-1000 yard passing season, and lots of good memories while part of the team.
On to the next player!
Anyways, I would just like to thank the Norfolk Seawolves for picking me up on waivers, the London Royals for drafting me, and the Austin Copperheads for drafting me and leading me to honestly not a bad career. I'm glad to have gotten a championship, a 1000-yard rushing season, an almost-1000 yard passing season, and lots of good memories while part of the team.
On to the next player!