05-01-2024, 08:45 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-01-2024, 01:59 PM by lemonoppy. Edited 1 time in total.)
We're coming for you.
The Portland Pythons, the league underdogs this season for the Ultimini, and just about the most threatening presence to the likes of Tijuana and Minnesota, is Portland.
Check out the numbers here, and look at the facts.
Minnesota is eleven and three, while Portland is nine and five. Minnesota has had a stellar season, sure, but the Portland Pythons have picked up enough steam to be an incredibly threatening and alarming piece of our games tonight.
The secrets of the sim have begun to unfurl to me, and I have seen it's power and capability in doing crazy things to reward those who trust in its abilities.
I also understand that regardless of how much sim testing either side has put in to the game, I know that the sim gods will eventually decide for us who wins in this impending fight, and I trust that we have just enough luck left to do something phenomenal.
Oh, @modpro What will you do, how in shambles will you be, if Minnesota gets thrashed by Portland and watch in futility as any attempts to upend us are futile?
If ever there were a season for Portland to make a big, loud, annoying bid for attention, a comeback, going into the next season, this is our chance, and I want each and every one of you within the ISFL to see it take place.
We're so back.
Portland is back.
Each of our players will leave a mark upon this team and upon this league that will send ripple effects through the Portland locker room for seasons to come.
@Bamford13 and I would like to congratulate you all on coming out for this season of the DSFL, but I think we can take it from here.
The Portland Pythons, the league underdogs this season for the Ultimini, and just about the most threatening presence to the likes of Tijuana and Minnesota, is Portland.
Check out the numbers here, and look at the facts.
Minnesota is eleven and three, while Portland is nine and five. Minnesota has had a stellar season, sure, but the Portland Pythons have picked up enough steam to be an incredibly threatening and alarming piece of our games tonight.
The secrets of the sim have begun to unfurl to me, and I have seen it's power and capability in doing crazy things to reward those who trust in its abilities.
I also understand that regardless of how much sim testing either side has put in to the game, I know that the sim gods will eventually decide for us who wins in this impending fight, and I trust that we have just enough luck left to do something phenomenal.
Oh, @modpro What will you do, how in shambles will you be, if Minnesota gets thrashed by Portland and watch in futility as any attempts to upend us are futile?
If ever there were a season for Portland to make a big, loud, annoying bid for attention, a comeback, going into the next season, this is our chance, and I want each and every one of you within the ISFL to see it take place.
We're so back.
Portland is back.
Each of our players will leave a mark upon this team and upon this league that will send ripple effects through the Portland locker room for seasons to come.
@Bamford13 and I would like to congratulate you all on coming out for this season of the DSFL, but I think we can take it from here.
Jonathan "Thunder Thighs" Irons
S47 Ultimini Champions
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