Hello comrades, I have joined your league to make it great again. I see the league struggles from its leadership and I am here to guide you to new era of greatness. As I am new, I still need to learn all the rules, but as a future hall of famer I will have best rookie season ever. This season I shall be drafted to a winning team and take the championship for my rookie season. After proving my greatness, I shall dominate with my iron foot in ISFL and lead team to ultimate victory. Whatever team drafts me shall know a new ceiling, as I kick out their previous. After firmly securing my greatest as cyborg kicker, best of all time, I shall set my sights on GM. Leading teams to victory will be my standard and I shall rule with iron fist like my iron foot. After domination, I shall go for head of league. All I need are all access codes, passwords, and logins comrades. Do not worry or question, comrade. League is in good hands. After I have full control, I will spread our greatness across all other leagues. Soon we will be greatest simulation behind only The Matrix.
Season 50League Time: 10:55, Monday 9 Sep 2024
