07-01-2024, 09:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-05-2024, 11:09 AM by wetwilleh. Edited 1 time in total.)
**Double Media Please** (:
Previously, on Redemption Road with jreed12…
Jreed declares he is BACK in the media game! He has taken on NEMESES who try to encroach on his gainfully earned business! After a SHOCKING backstabbing, he has newfound RESOLVE for his role as the Bird Dogs GM!
Jreed analyzes new prospects and entries to the media game, which are shaping up to be a massive S50 rookie class! He also examines Zenzeroni’s legacy, and vows to take back the media crown! Now, all eyes are now looking towards the most monumental looming day in the DSFL offseason… THE DRAFT.
Read about all of this and more in…
But first, it is a very glorious day in the ISFL. The magnanimous, effervescent, serendipitous @JKortesi81 has decided to grace the ISFL with a DOUBLE MEDIA PAYOUT! I wish JKortesi the greatest of health, and that his family will receive many blessings for this most generous offer. If there is one thing I love more than anything, it’s of course money. So the fact that JKortesi has decided to tug at my heartstrings and provide such a massive windfall for my incredibly talented writing only shows his character, and his dedication to this fine league we call the ISFL.
Furthermore, it has come to my attention that none other than @wetwilleh will be SUBJECTED to GRADING all the media which is produced during this bonus period. So, in order to help him get through this trying time, I decided to add a SPECIAL EXTENSION to this edition of Redemption Road with jreed12, and write Mr. Willeh a nice soliloquy about his career. Or a Sowhillehquy, if you will.
Willeh Strong. I willeh don’t know what else to say, other than that he is willeh strong. It’s been willeh heartwarming to watch him learn and grow, when he willeh was just a rookie back in S48, and grow into a willeh excellent prospect in the DSFL. He willeh did yap more than just about anybody, and these yaps willeh did gain a lot of attention from the DSFL scouts. Nobody was willeh shocked when he was taken with the 1OA pick, even if it was to a team that was willeh stinky. Then, he recorded a lot of willeh great tackles and sacks in a willeh great stint in the DSFL. It was willeh no secret that he was going to go 1OA for the willeh stinky Colorado Yeti. Although his career has yet to willeh find much success, as COL had a willeh bad season last year, I think he willeh does have a lot of potential and is willeh gonna shock the world in S49. When he paired up with another person who likes to yap, Higbee, they willeh wrote a lot of media, and reading that media willeh made my day. When they came to me and asked to write a willeh collaborative media piece, I was willeh excited to say the least. I willeh even ignored when they threw me under the bus and said that I kidnapped Higbee, which I promise I willeh didn’t do. Willeh, if you’re reading this, I want you to know that you’re willeh appreciated around this league, and another financial bonus on top of my double media payout would willeh make my day!
Now for the actual content.
Well, it’s officially ISFL Draft Week for the citizens of the league, and that means only one thing—it’s time for Berlin to prove the haters wrong and ERADICATE our WEAK detractors. We are now less than two seasons-worth of time away from hoisting the Ultimus in S50, and every operational decision we make carries the utmost urgency.
However, it’s becoming more and more apparent that either draft week, the offseason, or some combination of the two is causing INCOMPETENCE to become RIFE within Head Office (HO), as I noticed something DAMNING about this week’s activity check:
Note: Jreed was in the Mountain Time Zone at the time of the activity check, so no, he’s not being an idiot (this time).
Well, well, well, it appears that once again, the WEAK Wizard Literal can do anything but perform his job correctly. The activity check is posted every Monday at midnight EST, precisely on the dot. This ensures that the most active users will jump on and pledge their enduring loyalty to the great institution that is the ISFL.
Posting the activity check LATE is NO small tomatoes, reader, as it shows a deep disrespect for the sanctity of our league’s most time honored tradition: posting a forum reply, copy and pasting a claim link, and placing it to a reply on your own forum thread in the name of the sweet nectar of TPE. A process which makes absolutely perfect sense and does not need to be modernized in any way shape or form.
I call on the Wizard to post his activity checks ON TIME, or be subject to the trials! Furthermore, if he wants to continue to hold onto the shares of the Weekly Mirror, like he so often claims to do, he needs to prove his responsibility with a measly activity check before handling the reins of a multi billion dollar media corporation that I BUILT with my BARE HANDS.
Elsewhere, in the Dallas War Room, scouting is in full swing and preparations are being made for the DSFL draft. I’m very excited for the commentary embargo to be lifted once the draft presentation occurs, so I can debrief what is sure to be a thriller. But, until then, #NoLeeks.
However, it appears me and the Eggster have encountered a bit of turbulence in our fledgling GM relationship. You see, one of my greatest strengths as a user is being highly relatable, so I thought using a bit of Eggy’s vernacular would help us establish a deeper understanding of each other.
However, rizzing a level 10 gyatt proved to be more difficult than expected, as Eggy and I quickly ran into an impasse on which picks we intended to trade for and how to best build up draft capital.
But, rest assured, reader, that Eggy and I are both highly competent and intelligent users, and we are currently playing 3-D chess with the rest of the league. Beware the Dallas Bird Dogs, because we are about to be a SLEEPER HIT in S49!
As for the condition of yapping in our great league, I am most displeased to report that I was NOT TRIPPING when I noticed that I received ZERO PAYOUT for the proclivity of my Yaps in the DSFL server. When I inquired about this TRAVESTY with a member of DSFL Head Office (HO), they informed me that GMs and Rookie Mentors do NOT get paid for yapping!
While I could care less about the Rookie Mentors not getting YapCash—because what do they really do, anyways—I must say I am MOST INFURIATED that I do not receive any financial compensation for the incredibly hard work I put into my Yapping. Do you think I am doing this out of the kindness of my heart?? I demand more money at once!!!
Furthermore, on the subject of money, it appears that the Weekly Mirror ownership debacle has reached a standstill. While Uptown and Wizard have continued their usual TRICKS, it appears that another adversary has entered the stock exchange game, none other than the Deceiver from Down Under, @Thor!
You mean to tell me, THOR, that you are engaging in PROFITEERING off the deprecation of my GAINFULLY EARNED business??? I must say this is an absolute TRAVESTY and I will NOT stand for it. For starters, I didn’t even know they had stock markets in Australia? I figured you just bartered with each other with platypus eggs and digeridoo’s. But mark my words, I WILL get to the bottom of this!
Look forward to more extremely bloated rants as I look to milk every last CENT out of this double media extravaganza. And, if you run into JKortesi, please wish him the happiest of birthdays!
Thanks for reading, as always,
Jreed12
#SeeYouInS50
Previously, on Redemption Road with jreed12…
Jreed declares he is BACK in the media game! He has taken on NEMESES who try to encroach on his gainfully earned business! After a SHOCKING backstabbing, he has newfound RESOLVE for his role as the Bird Dogs GM!
Jreed analyzes new prospects and entries to the media game, which are shaping up to be a massive S50 rookie class! He also examines Zenzeroni’s legacy, and vows to take back the media crown! Now, all eyes are now looking towards the most monumental looming day in the DSFL offseason… THE DRAFT.
Read about all of this and more in…
But first, it is a very glorious day in the ISFL. The magnanimous, effervescent, serendipitous @JKortesi81 has decided to grace the ISFL with a DOUBLE MEDIA PAYOUT! I wish JKortesi the greatest of health, and that his family will receive many blessings for this most generous offer. If there is one thing I love more than anything, it’s of course money. So the fact that JKortesi has decided to tug at my heartstrings and provide such a massive windfall for my incredibly talented writing only shows his character, and his dedication to this fine league we call the ISFL.
Furthermore, it has come to my attention that none other than @wetwilleh will be SUBJECTED to GRADING all the media which is produced during this bonus period. So, in order to help him get through this trying time, I decided to add a SPECIAL EXTENSION to this edition of Redemption Road with jreed12, and write Mr. Willeh a nice soliloquy about his career. Or a Sowhillehquy, if you will.
Willeh Strong. I willeh don’t know what else to say, other than that he is willeh strong. It’s been willeh heartwarming to watch him learn and grow, when he willeh was just a rookie back in S48, and grow into a willeh excellent prospect in the DSFL. He willeh did yap more than just about anybody, and these yaps willeh did gain a lot of attention from the DSFL scouts. Nobody was willeh shocked when he was taken with the 1OA pick, even if it was to a team that was willeh stinky. Then, he recorded a lot of willeh great tackles and sacks in a willeh great stint in the DSFL. It was willeh no secret that he was going to go 1OA for the willeh stinky Colorado Yeti. Although his career has yet to willeh find much success, as COL had a willeh bad season last year, I think he willeh does have a lot of potential and is willeh gonna shock the world in S49. When he paired up with another person who likes to yap, Higbee, they willeh wrote a lot of media, and reading that media willeh made my day. When they came to me and asked to write a willeh collaborative media piece, I was willeh excited to say the least. I willeh even ignored when they threw me under the bus and said that I kidnapped Higbee, which I promise I willeh didn’t do. Willeh, if you’re reading this, I want you to know that you’re willeh appreciated around this league, and another financial bonus on top of my double media payout would willeh make my day!
Now for the actual content.
Well, it’s officially ISFL Draft Week for the citizens of the league, and that means only one thing—it’s time for Berlin to prove the haters wrong and ERADICATE our WEAK detractors. We are now less than two seasons-worth of time away from hoisting the Ultimus in S50, and every operational decision we make carries the utmost urgency.
However, it’s becoming more and more apparent that either draft week, the offseason, or some combination of the two is causing INCOMPETENCE to become RIFE within Head Office (HO), as I noticed something DAMNING about this week’s activity check:
Note: Jreed was in the Mountain Time Zone at the time of the activity check, so no, he’s not being an idiot (this time).
Well, well, well, it appears that once again, the WEAK Wizard Literal can do anything but perform his job correctly. The activity check is posted every Monday at midnight EST, precisely on the dot. This ensures that the most active users will jump on and pledge their enduring loyalty to the great institution that is the ISFL.
Posting the activity check LATE is NO small tomatoes, reader, as it shows a deep disrespect for the sanctity of our league’s most time honored tradition: posting a forum reply, copy and pasting a claim link, and placing it to a reply on your own forum thread in the name of the sweet nectar of TPE. A process which makes absolutely perfect sense and does not need to be modernized in any way shape or form.
I call on the Wizard to post his activity checks ON TIME, or be subject to the trials! Furthermore, if he wants to continue to hold onto the shares of the Weekly Mirror, like he so often claims to do, he needs to prove his responsibility with a measly activity check before handling the reins of a multi billion dollar media corporation that I BUILT with my BARE HANDS.
Elsewhere, in the Dallas War Room, scouting is in full swing and preparations are being made for the DSFL draft. I’m very excited for the commentary embargo to be lifted once the draft presentation occurs, so I can debrief what is sure to be a thriller. But, until then, #NoLeeks.
However, it appears me and the Eggster have encountered a bit of turbulence in our fledgling GM relationship. You see, one of my greatest strengths as a user is being highly relatable, so I thought using a bit of Eggy’s vernacular would help us establish a deeper understanding of each other.
However, rizzing a level 10 gyatt proved to be more difficult than expected, as Eggy and I quickly ran into an impasse on which picks we intended to trade for and how to best build up draft capital.
But, rest assured, reader, that Eggy and I are both highly competent and intelligent users, and we are currently playing 3-D chess with the rest of the league. Beware the Dallas Bird Dogs, because we are about to be a SLEEPER HIT in S49!
As for the condition of yapping in our great league, I am most displeased to report that I was NOT TRIPPING when I noticed that I received ZERO PAYOUT for the proclivity of my Yaps in the DSFL server. When I inquired about this TRAVESTY with a member of DSFL Head Office (HO), they informed me that GMs and Rookie Mentors do NOT get paid for yapping!
While I could care less about the Rookie Mentors not getting YapCash—because what do they really do, anyways—I must say I am MOST INFURIATED that I do not receive any financial compensation for the incredibly hard work I put into my Yapping. Do you think I am doing this out of the kindness of my heart?? I demand more money at once!!!
Furthermore, on the subject of money, it appears that the Weekly Mirror ownership debacle has reached a standstill. While Uptown and Wizard have continued their usual TRICKS, it appears that another adversary has entered the stock exchange game, none other than the Deceiver from Down Under, @Thor!
You mean to tell me, THOR, that you are engaging in PROFITEERING off the deprecation of my GAINFULLY EARNED business??? I must say this is an absolute TRAVESTY and I will NOT stand for it. For starters, I didn’t even know they had stock markets in Australia? I figured you just bartered with each other with platypus eggs and digeridoo’s. But mark my words, I WILL get to the bottom of this!
Look forward to more extremely bloated rants as I look to milk every last CENT out of this double media extravaganza. And, if you run into JKortesi, please wish him the happiest of birthdays!
Thanks for reading, as always,
Jreed12
#SeeYouInS50
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