*Taonga's Reply to Dylan's Biography

[midknight]

Reading through this, it was surprisingly accurate. Scarily accurate, in fact, all though there were some misconceptions. First off, I was actually too good at rugby that the state of South Africa banned me from playing. I studied for all my tests, and that led to my good grades. All other factors are unknown and will remain unknown. In fact, I made it on to UT with an academic scholarship, and got everything right on my application! Some people call it luck, I call it putting in the effort. These narratives however, have been pushed by my enemies trying to hold me down, trying to make me seem weak. Although it might slightly be true, these harsh and unfair rumours are not substantiated by anything that is public knowledge. Similarly, I walked on to their football team and impressed them with my skill. How was it my fault that those safeties were suddenly unable to attend and were sick? They should've been more careful with what they were doing. However, this report about the mass incident was covered up by the college and I was sworn to confidentiality, and so I am concerned about who this Dylan's sources are. I excelled in college due to my prodigious luck skill, and only fell due to skill concerns being unlucky. In fact, this is more corroborative proof of my pure skill. I have been terrible excelled in the DSFL, and got my rightful MVP awards robbed from me. This fact rumor about the draft is false due to everyone knowing that the draft is confidential, once again leading me to doubt dylan's sources. In fact, these all seem suspiciously familiar and connected. While I was interviewed by another source, once again not dylan, they took my words very out of context. For example, I was talking about the Berlin Salamander's GM Gadget stinking up the locker room during the frequent visits I had there. I had wonderful experiences with the rest of the team, including their other GM, their star DE, OL, and the wonderful GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK. Similarly, when asked about DSFL GMs I gave a shout out Super Sonic and Cyrus MacDougall for being very rude and disrespectful, ignoring me throughout the entire DSFL draft process. dylan's comments about them could explain this though, as they may have accidentally just passed over one of the greatest players in ISFL history. Surprisingly, he got the part about my friend the Dallas Birddogs captain correctly, and he even had the whole transcript of the discussion if my suspicions about his sources are correct. Speaking of them, dylan has been reporting incorrect and slanderous rumors through his paper, and one must wonder where he got his sources from. Although I have my suspicions, that must sadly wait for another time as I gather more evidence to build on my case. I will have to go AWOL for a while, as if it is truly who I suspect it is? I will be in grave danger.

- Taonga Kofi

[dylanjj37]

Reading through this, it was surprisingly accurate. Scarily accurate, in fact, all though there were some misconceptions. First off, I was actually too good at rugby that the state of South Africa banned me from playing. I studied for all my tests, and that led to my good grades. All other factors are unknown and will remain unknown. In fact, I made it on to UT with an academic scholarship, and got everything right on my application! Some people call it luck, I call it putting in the effort. These narratives however, have been pushed by my enemies trying to hold me down, trying to make me seem weak. Although it might slightly be true, these harsh and unfair rumours are not substantiated by anything that is public knowledge. Similarly, I walked on to their football team and impressed them with my skill. How was it my fault that those safeties were suddenly unable to attend and were sick? They should've been more careful with what they were doing. However, this report about the mass incident was covered up by the college and I was sworn to confidentiality, and so I am concerned about who this Dylan's sources are. I excelled in college due to my prodigious luck skill, and only fell due to skill concerns being unlucky. In fact, this is more corroborative proof of my pure skill. I have been terrible excelled in the DSFL, and got my rightful MVP awards robbed from me. This fact rumor about the draft is false due to everyone knowing that the draft is confidential, once again leading me to doubt dylan's sources. In fact, these all seem suspiciously familiar and connected. While I was interviewed by another source, once again not dylan, they took my words very out of context. For example, I was talking about the Berlin Salamander's GM Gadget stinking up the locker room during the frequent visits I had there. I had wonderful experiences with the rest of the team, including their other GM, their star DE, OL, and the wonderful GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK. Similarly, when asked about DSFL GMs I gave a shout out Super Sonic and Cyrus MacDougall for being very rude and disrespectful, ignoring me throughout the entire DSFL draft process. dylan's comments about them could explain this though, as they may have accidentally just passed over one of the greatest players in ISFL history. Surprisingly, he got the part about my friend the Dallas Birddogs captain correctly, and he even had the whole transcript of the discussion if my suspicions about his sources are correct. Speaking of them, dylan has been reporting incorrect and slanderous rumors through his paper, and one must wonder where he got his sources from. Although I have my suspicions, that must sadly wait for another time as I gather more evidence to build on my case. I will have to go AWOL for a while, as if it is truly who I suspect it is? I will be in grave danger.

Where are you sources? This is all just random information you have made up. I interviewed Taonga Kofi himself and listed him as a source in my biography. You can't just make stuff up! This is probably all fake.

[midknight]

Reading through this, it was surprisingly accurate. Scarily accurate, in fact, all though there were some misconceptions. First off, I was actually too good at rugby that the state of South Africa banned me from playing. I studied for all my tests, and that led to my good grades. All other factors are unknown and will remain unknown. In fact, I made it on to UT with an academic scholarship, and got everything right on my application! Some people call it luck, I call it putting in the effort. These narratives however, have been pushed by my enemies trying to hold me down, trying to make me seem weak. Although it might slightly be true, these harsh and unfair rumours are not substantiated by anything that is public knowledge. Similarly, I walked on to their football team and impressed them with my skill. How was it my fault that those safeties were suddenly unable to attend and were sick? They should've been more careful with what they were doing. However, this report about the mass incident was covered up by the college and I was sworn to confidentiality, and so I am concerned about who this Dylan's sources are. I excelled in college due to my prodigious luck skill, and only fell due to skill concerns being unlucky. In fact, this is more corroborative proof of my pure skill. I have been terrible excelled in the DSFL, and got my rightful MVP awards robbed from me. This fact rumor about the draft is false due to everyone knowing that the draft is confidential, once again leading me to doubt dylan's sources. In fact, these all seem suspiciously familiar and connected. While I was interviewed by another source, once again not dylan, they took my words very out of context. For example, I was talking about the Berlin Salamander's GM Gadget stinking up the locker room during the frequent visits I had there. I had wonderful experiences with the rest of the team, including their other GM, their star DE, OL, and the wonderful GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK. Similarly, when asked about DSFL GMs I gave a shout out Super Sonic and Cyrus MacDougall for being very rude and disrespectful, ignoring me throughout the entire DSFL draft process. dylan's comments about them could explain this though, as they may have accidentally just passed over one of the greatest players in ISFL history. Surprisingly, he got the part about my friend the Dallas Birddogs captain correctly, and he even had the whole transcript of the discussion if my suspicions about his sources are correct. Speaking of them, dylan has been reporting incorrect and slanderous rumors through his paper, and one must wonder where he got his sources from. Although I have my suspicions, that must sadly wait for another time as I gather more evidence to build on my case. I will have to go AWOL for a while, as if it is truly who I suspect it is? I will be in grave danger.

Where are you sources? This is all just random information you have made up. I interviewed Taonga Kofi himself and listed him as a source in my biography. You can't just make stuff up! This is probably all fake.

therein lies the problem with your claim, as this was posted by Taonga himself

[dylanjj37]

Reading through this, it was surprisingly accurate. Scarily accurate, in fact, all though there were some misconceptions. First off, I was actually too good at rugby that the state of South Africa banned me from playing. I studied for all my tests, and that led to my good grades. All other factors are unknown and will remain unknown. In fact, I made it on to UT with an academic scholarship, and got everything right on my application! Some people call it luck, I call it putting in the effort. These narratives however, have been pushed by my enemies trying to hold me down, trying to make me seem weak. Although it might slightly be true, these harsh and unfair rumours are not substantiated by anything that is public knowledge. Similarly, I walked on to their football team and impressed them with my skill. How was it my fault that those safeties were suddenly unable to attend and were sick? They should've been more careful with what they were doing. However, this report about the mass incident was covered up by the college and I was sworn to confidentiality, and so I am concerned about who this Dylan's sources are. I excelled in college due to my prodigious luck skill, and only fell due to skill concerns being unlucky. In fact, this is more corroborative proof of my pure skill. I have been terrible excelled in the DSFL, and got my rightful MVP awards robbed from me. This fact rumor about the draft is false due to everyone knowing that the draft is confidential, once again leading me to doubt dylan's sources. In fact, these all seem suspiciously familiar and connected. While I was interviewed by another source, once again not dylan, they took my words very out of context. For example, I was talking about the Berlin Salamander's GM Gadget stinking up the locker room during the frequent visits I had there. I had wonderful experiences with the rest of the team, including their other GM, their star DE, OL, and the wonderful GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK. Similarly, when asked about DSFL GMs I gave a shout out Super Sonic and Cyrus MacDougall for being very rude and disrespectful, ignoring me throughout the entire DSFL draft process. dylan's comments about them could explain this though, as they may have accidentally just passed over one of the greatest players in ISFL history. Surprisingly, he got the part about my friend the Dallas Birddogs captain correctly, and he even had the whole transcript of the discussion if my suspicions about his sources are correct. Speaking of them, dylan has been reporting incorrect and slanderous rumors through his paper, and one must wonder where he got his sources from. Although I have my suspicions, that must sadly wait for another time as I gather more evidence to build on my case. I will have to go AWOL for a while, as if it is truly who I suspect it is? I will be in grave danger.

Where are you sources? This is all just random information you have made up. I interviewed Taonga Kofi himself and listed him as a source in my biography. You can't just make stuff up! This is probably all fake.

therein lies the problem with your claim, as this was posted by Taonga himself

where is your source for this information?