A Late Thank You

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Jreed12. A user that I have come to despise from the second he showed his face in this league from present day and beyond. Spanning multiple leagues at this point and verging on creeping into my dreams. But I wanted to spend this time and reflect on what Jreed has done for me. He has allowed me to flex my creative muscles more than I have ever done before. He has become the ultimate frenemy and has provided me with more content than I could have ever hoped for. He has inspired me to do many things, write more than I ever thought I could, and expand lore that I didn’t even know existed. Without him there would be a giant hole in my heart and I don’t know if I could have carried on in the ISFL without him. I mean, I’m certainly not in it because I want my player to do well and make the hall of fame that’s for sure. But seriously, thank you Jreed for everything you have done whether you know it or not you have made me a better person. While your friends may have gone inactive in this league you can safely say that you picked up a new one. Monopoly men forever am i right Wink

Oh and one more thing…….THANKS FOR NOTHING JREED WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS A NICE PERFECT THANKSGIVING DINNER? HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO THIS IS YOUR CRAZY UNCLE LENNY TELLING WEIRD STORIES AT THE DINNER TABLE, THIS IS THE INEVITABLE FIGHT OVER WHY WE DECIDE TO EAT DRY TERRIBLE TURKEY EVERY SINGLE THANKSGIVING DESPITE IT BEING TERRIBLE. THIS IS THE PEOPLE THAT AVOID THE CONVERSATIONS AND JUST WATCH FOOTBALL IN THE OTHER ROOM AND DON’T HANGOUT WITH THE FAMILY AT ALL. THIS IS AN ALL OUT SLUGFEST JREED12 WELCOME TO THE THANKSGIVING THROWDOWN. THANKS FOR GIVING ME ALL THE CONTENT IN THE WORLD. THANKS FOR BEING ON SUCH A TERRIBLE TEAM THAT EVEN I LOOK GOOD COMPARED TO YOU. THANKS FOR REBRANDING YOUR ENTIRE TEAM DESPITE NO ONE ASKING FOR IT. THANKS FOR HIRING AN ATTORNEY THAT DOESN’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING. THANKS FOR MAKING MISTAKE AFTER MISTAKE WITH YOUR INTERNS LEADING THEM ALL TO ME. THANKS FOR LOSING TO ME TIME AND TIME AGAIN IN THE MEDIA AWARDS. THANKS JREED12 FOR BEING PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 1 AND TAKING THE HEAT OFF ME WHEN I NEEDED IT THE MOST. IM JUST AN INNOCENT LITTLE GUY TRYING TO WRITE NORMAL MEDIA ABOUT MY TEAM SO I APPRECIATE YOU WRITING YOUR FAKE NEWS MEDIA TO SHOW HOW SANE I AM IN COMPARISON.

Enough about Jreed I’m leaving the dinner table and going fishing. What’s better than a nice fishing trip on the weekend kicking back and relaxing getting ready to enjoy a nice day out on the lake. Oh but what’s this? No it can’t be! The number 1 monster in Sarasota the Sailfish is on the line! There’s no way I can possible reel this juggernaut in! Oh but wait I did hold the L Sailfish. But oh no! Here comes another one! TOO BAD THE WRAITHS ARE THE BADDEST TURKEYS IN THE LEAGUE BOOM SAILFISH LOOKIN LIKE A NICE FRESH TURKDUKEN AFTER ANOTHER L TO THE NO LEG WRAITHS. WHO NEEDS WRAITH LEGS WHEN YOU CAN DIG INTO A TURKEY LEG?!

I will conclude my thank you’s with a formal thank you to the great PLANET of Pluto. That is right as we all know Pluto is indeed a planet. It was taught for many years in schools around the world before Venus POWERS let the power get to her head leading to her proclaiming Pluto was no longer a planet. Due to her status at the time people believed her and now it is believed to be fact. Do not believe this false scientist as she said herself I AM THE ONE THAT KNOWS SPACE.

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This is why I would also like to come forward today and announce that the Earth is not round, the earth is not flat, the earth is in fact, a giant pyramid that we have been living in since the beginning of time. We are nothing but an experiment created by aliens. WE ARE ALL LIVING IN A SIMULATION. EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO ME. WE ARE MERE TOYS TO THESE ALIENS THAT ARE CONTROLLING US WITHOUT US EVEN KNOWING! I SHOULD BE THE BEST KICKER IN THE WORLD BUT I’M NOT. THAT IS NO COINCIDENCE THEY HAVE PREVENTED ME FROM REACHING MY FULL POTENTIAL. PREVENTED ME FROM HAVING A VOICE BUT I CANNOT STAND BY ANY LONGER AND WATCH MY CAREER GO DOWN THE DRAIN. I WILL BE THE SEASON 51 ULTIMUS MVP. MY TEAM WILL MAKE THE ULTIMUS. WE WILL FINALLY DEFEAT THE BALTIMORE HAWKS AND JREED12 WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CRY TEARS OF HAPPINESS AT ALL OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS

nah but fr fr Jreed should be user of the season every season for all of eternity. Thanks for putting up with all my nonsense <3