Relations between the Yellowknife and Arizona front offices has reached an all-time low following the shocking and unexpected results of an investigation.
Everyone knows the scandal of the S4 draft. With the 1st overall pick in the draft, the Outlaws knew their guy. But for some reason, they never showed up to the draft meeting! Luckily for them star player Jayce Tuck was able to step up and make the selection, Noah Goodson, for the front office. Previously this was just assumed to be the product of laziness by the two GMs, but new evidence has come out saying that not to be the case.
Before the draft in the Arizona war room, an unnamed party purchased a medium 2 topping pizza for the Arizona GMs to eat. Being the fatasses that they are, they didn't give it a second thought and scoffed it down asap. This pizza, however, turned out to be totally spoiled, causing the GMs to experience symptoms such as: projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, AIDs, etc.
Something was fishy about this, so an investigation was launched. It was found out that the tainted pizza was sent by none other than Spike Crown, the GM of the Yellowknife Wraiths. Reports say that the Wraiths wanted Noah Goodson, but the Outlaws weren't going to listen to a trade. Crown then conspired to get Arizona's first round pick disqualified, let Las Vegas take Blackford Oakes, and then trade with Colorado since they were reportedly interested in trading.
Since the news broke, neither Crown nor Podarok have been available for questions, but rest assured the next game versus the Wraiths and the Outlaws should be cutthroat.
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Everyone knows the scandal of the S4 draft. With the 1st overall pick in the draft, the Outlaws knew their guy. But for some reason, they never showed up to the draft meeting! Luckily for them star player Jayce Tuck was able to step up and make the selection, Noah Goodson, for the front office. Previously this was just assumed to be the product of laziness by the two GMs, but new evidence has come out saying that not to be the case.
Before the draft in the Arizona war room, an unnamed party purchased a medium 2 topping pizza for the Arizona GMs to eat. Being the fatasses that they are, they didn't give it a second thought and scoffed it down asap. This pizza, however, turned out to be totally spoiled, causing the GMs to experience symptoms such as: projectile vomiting, explosive diarrhea, AIDs, etc.
Something was fishy about this, so an investigation was launched. It was found out that the tainted pizza was sent by none other than Spike Crown, the GM of the Yellowknife Wraiths. Reports say that the Wraiths wanted Noah Goodson, but the Outlaws weren't going to listen to a trade. Crown then conspired to get Arizona's first round pick disqualified, let Las Vegas take Blackford Oakes, and then trade with Colorado since they were reportedly interested in trading.
Since the news broke, neither Crown nor Podarok have been available for questions, but rest assured the next game versus the Wraiths and the Outlaws should be cutthroat.
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