On this week's episode of No Script Marshawn Lynch takes a trip to Portland to meet up with DSFL rookie Cameron Taylor.
After spending the day riding bikes, drinking artistically crafted coffee, and picking up a couple more plaid shirts for his wardrobe, Marshawn and Cameron begin to actually film the meat of the episode.
Producers: "Alright Marshawn, we are heading to the Portland Winterhawks arena"
Lynch: "Aight cool, what **** is at the arena?"
Producers: "Cameron is going to take you onto the ice and you'll be playing hockey this week."
The producers did their research and knew Cameron Taylor grew up playing hockey in the Great White North. It would be a great idea to watch a superb athlete like Marshawn Lynch struggle to find his footing on the ice.
Lynch: "Hell nah, ain't no ******-******* way this ***** gon eat **** on ice with all these ******** watching and ****. I'm going to ride my bike again. Go buy a typewriter off a blogger or somethin."
Cameron: "That's about what I expected"
Producers: "Us too. That'll make a great soundbite for the show. Thanks for showing us around town. Good luck this season."
And with that, the TV crew was off to follow Lynch around town and watch him eat candy and ride bikes and do whatever other hipster thing his heart desires.
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After spending the day riding bikes, drinking artistically crafted coffee, and picking up a couple more plaid shirts for his wardrobe, Marshawn and Cameron begin to actually film the meat of the episode.
Producers: "Alright Marshawn, we are heading to the Portland Winterhawks arena"
Lynch: "Aight cool, what **** is at the arena?"
Producers: "Cameron is going to take you onto the ice and you'll be playing hockey this week."
The producers did their research and knew Cameron Taylor grew up playing hockey in the Great White North. It would be a great idea to watch a superb athlete like Marshawn Lynch struggle to find his footing on the ice.
Lynch: "Hell nah, ain't no ******-******* way this ***** gon eat **** on ice with all these ******** watching and ****. I'm going to ride my bike again. Go buy a typewriter off a blogger or somethin."
Cameron: "That's about what I expected"
Producers: "Us too. That'll make a great soundbite for the show. Thanks for showing us around town. Good luck this season."
And with that, the TV crew was off to follow Lynch around town and watch him eat candy and ride bikes and do whatever other hipster thing his heart desires.
220 Words
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